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Yeah, that LeClerc sure is a shitty closer. Some of you motherfuckers....
Go fucking Rangers!

He’s been great. Sborz has been great. Chapman is a 30-car pileup.

Gotta get Bombi healed ASAP.
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3 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Hey let's show that bad call 7 more times but not the one before it.

this is where I get to listen to some dumbass astros fan who started watching baseball 7 years ago explain to me how the Rangers got so lucky with that call.

5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Did some guy behind the plate come in and flip off the camera? I thought I saw it and the cameras cut extremely quick

I thought that was what I saw as well LOL

I thought that was what I saw as well LOL
My cousin showed me replay. That's definitely what happened. Those people behind the plate tonight were a collection of dorks
18 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

3 for 38.  that's what #s 5 - 9 have done the past two games.  gotta find it quickly guys.

It's a gotdamn miracle we split those two games.

8 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Did some guy behind the plate come in and flip off the camera? I thought I saw it and the cameras cut extremely quick

Yes, I saw the same thing but I think he was flipping off the home plate umpire after that series of calls lol

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4 minutes ago, Skipper said:
I thought that was what I saw as well LOL

My cousin showed me replay. That's definitely what happened. Those people behind the plate tonight were a collection of dorks

Good thing we don't put dorky losers behind our home plate. 

Besides prayer, what do we think the plan for the pitchers is tomorrow?

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Gray is ready for 3 innings tomorrow

Give him the game ball.  He was nails.

 

6 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Well the guy who f'ed us the other night was ranked near the top. Maybe they just all suck. 

he wasn't ranked near the top.  he was literally the best ever since they've started keeping these statistics. 

I feel like we need a Bochy as MacGyver meme for how he's cobbling together pitching and bullpen that was a disaster just a few weeks ago.

Wizard.

1 minute ago, NorthLoop said:

Good thing we don't put dorky losers behind our home plate. 

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I had to take my damn watch off when Chapman came in.
Fuck you Apple with your heart rate bullshit

2 minutes ago, Dr Fear said:

Besides prayer, what do we think the plan for the pitchers is tomorrow?

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2 minutes ago, Dr Fear said:

Besides prayer, what do we think the plan for the pitchers is tomorrow?


Dunning is going to shove. 

Just now, BigDHornfan said:

I had to take my damn watch off when Chapman came in.
Fuck you Apple with your heart rate bullshit

I said to myself "here's at least one run. If we can keep it to one then we're ok."

3 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

Give him the game ball.  He was nails.

 

Absolute nails 

Yeah, never comfortable when Chapman is pitching...

Awesome throw by Garcia to HP, 2 run HR Seager, and final DP fielding play Seager.

This felt like a must win...

FUCK YEAH 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

now show the overhead of pitch number 2

Who goes tomorrow? I thought it was supposed to be Gray. Dunning?

6 minutes ago, Dr Fear said:

Besides prayer, what do we think the plan for the pitchers is tomorrow?

Guessing some combination of Dunning and Heavy.

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

now show the overhead of pitch number 2

Yep, pitch 2 was much more a strike than that pitch was a ball.

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

The Seager DP fielding effort was choice.

Lot of great defensive efforts. The Adolis throw to home was huge. 

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5 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

I feel like we need a Bochy as MacGyver meme for how he's cobbling together pitching and bullpen that was a disaster just a few weeks ago.

Wizard.

I'm going to give the credit to the guys throwing the ball first because some of them have really turned it around.

But Bochy has managed everything very well. And when he's made questionable decisions it hasn't really bitten him yet - in part because like I said - dudes are giving him good innings.

We just have a great group of guys that never get down and always work to pick each other up. You need the right manager and you also need the right players and we've had both this run. 

I thought that was what I saw as well LOL

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3 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Lol at Leclerc nodding trying to hold it together. 
 

 

 

It's the ump show and it sucks but you learn in about 12U that any pitch that is close to wait a tick before just taking it for granted.  You start the trot to first base the moment the ball hits the glove you are getting a strike called on you by Mr Big Blue with his "I'll show you" bullshit.  It's not right but it's "the way it is"

Seager may not see a single pitch tomorrow. 

If I was Lovullo he wouldn’t see a first pitch FB the rest of the Series

After Heaney laid an egg in Game 4 of the ALCS with the start (and Dunning had to come in during the first) I feel like he gives Dunning the start tomorrow with Heaney first out of the pen.  But guess we'll see what Bochy decides.  He said in his press conference just now they are about to go discuss and come to a decision.

Maybe I’m misremembering but if Max or (God forbid) Adolis can’t go any further, can’t we replace them with somebody on the roster?

4 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Feel like we'll need 7 tomorrow 

Given his short history, I thought tonight was going to be our home run party night. Starter gave up something like 22 HRs in 96 innings. I may have that wrong but it was a little shocking he was given the nod. He performed a lot better than I thought he might. Still gave up a nice bomb to Seager. Tomorrow is going to be a wild ride. And it's Halloween. 

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I was curious - because Seager already has one (yes it was sort of a fucky, asterisked one) and surely he'd be the MVP through 3 games.

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1 minute ago, C-Man said:

Maybe I’m misremembering but if Max or (God forbid) Adolis can’t go any further, can’t we replace them with somebody on the roster?

max is done until game 7 anyway.

Garcia may sit tomorrow but I bet he's back for #5

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Given his short history, I thought tonight was going to be our home run party night. Starter gave up something like 22 HRs in 96 innings. I may have that wrong but it was a little shocking he was given the nod. He performed a lot better than I thought he might. Still gave up a nice bomb to Seager. Tomorrow is going to be a wild ride. And it's Halloween. 

Before the game they said he had made several adjustments to his form late in the season and proceeded to put up some crazy k/bb number.

6 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Seager may not see a single pitch tomorrow. 

Carter will probably be behind him.

And who the hell knows maybe Adolis goes.

Or he'll pinch hit and really get the Gibson nostalgia going.

12 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

I couldn’t believe he got enough on that ball to second. 

If he hadn't put some oomph on that ball (which is not easy to do in that situation - risky) they would never have got the runner at first.

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