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4 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

we're batting Lowe 2nd and Jung 3rd.

Add Gonzales and we can have Juan, Jung, Lowe.

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  • My kid was born and I looked up to see Adolis rounding the bases on the TV in the room.  That's a good night

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    Haven’t been this excited to pick up the Dallas Morning News in a long time. Add it to the collection. The last titles my teams have won. 

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    Man, how I wish my dad could have been here to see this. Biggest Rangers fan ever. I was on the phone with him in 2011 when we needed one more strike. I’ve never heard such a crushed, disappointed rea

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2024 Rangers good, Creed - they're still shitty?

8 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Creed coming to Dallas 9/11/24

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Garcia just needs to be on a toradol drip every half inning. It can’t hurt if you can’t feel. 

52 minutes ago, Saint Austin said:

The Stars lost in the Finals that season. 

The "Finals"

25 minutes ago, Constant said:

Garcia just needs to be on a toradol drip every half inning. It can’t hurt if you can’t feel. 

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39 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

next years thread title

2024 Rangers good, Creed - they're still shitty?

2024 Texas Rangers - We Went and Took It

4 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Maybe available as PH. 

Maybe

 

And I’m wrong about Robbie starting against a lefty.  Gladly, as I assume outfield defense will be a big deal in a bullpen game and jank covers more ground. 

Jankowski with an opportunity to create a legacy as a Ranger with a strong game. 

If we get the May version of the bottom 3 of the order we’re in great shape….

30 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And I’m wrong about Robbie starting against a lefty.  Gladly, as I assume outfield defense will be a big deal in a bullpen game and jank covers more ground. 

The guy starting probably won't even last long enough to face Jank.

Doesn't look good but miracles can happen.

Quick research and "moderate" is a grade 2:

"Utilizing MLB’s Health and Injury Tracking System (HITS), the study revealed that players with Grade 1 strains typically require approximately 27 days to recover"

Found on an article about Severino's oblique strain earlier this year, though like the Yankees that website is a mess at least on mine:

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No idea what to believe here. Adolis said he's good. But he's not in the lineup. It's definitely not going to heal in an hour. What does moderate really even mean?

Those reports did a lot to not really say much. Except just wait and see.

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

No idea what to believe here. Adolis said he's good. But he's not in the lineup. It's definitely not going to heal in an hour. What does moderate really even mean?

Those reports did a lot to not really say much. Except just wait and see.

I'm gonna guess Evan and his bleaker picture is closer to the situation than Buster Olney

I'm gonna guess Evan and his bleaker picture is closer to the situation than Buster Olney
Correct. But even those reports don't say much and leave a lot left unknown. I didn't really think he would play tonight at any rate.
3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I'm gonna guess Evan and his bleaker picture is closer to the situation than Buster Olney

Evan is literally quoting Bochy from the video above.

Just now, Don Johnson said:

Evan is literally quoting Bochy from the video above.

Well I did not know that at the time....

Man, we need to win 2 games out of a maximum of 4. Adolis is a big part of the team offensively and defensively, but he’s still one guy, who honestly is probably due for a bit of a slump, at least at the plate. Scherzer probably would give us a max of 5 innings the rest of the year even if he’s 100%, and even that wouldn’t happen until a Game 7.

I’m not arguing we wouldn’t be better off without both of those dudes healthy, but the notion that we’re fucked because of these developments is, itself, fucked.

Keep the faith motherfuckers; these dudes thrive on instability….

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Man, we need to win 2 games out of a maximum of 4. Adolis is a big part of the team offensively and defensively, but he’s still one guy, who honestly is probably due for a bit of a slump, at least at the plate. Scherzer probably would give us a max of 5 innings the rest of the year even if he’s 100%, and even that wouldn’t happen until a Game 7.
I’m not arguing we wouldn’t be better off without both of those dudes healthy, but the notion that we’re fucked because of these developments is, itself, fucked.
Keep the faith motherfuckers; these dudes thrive on instability….
A win tonight would be fucking massive, especially with Eovaldi and Monty going the next 2 games. Although neither of them were that great in their starts so far
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I think we should just win tonight then win tomorrow night.

Just now, Vic Mackey said:
16 minutes ago, Ignatius said:
Man, we need to win 2 games out of a maximum of 4. Adolis is a big part of the team offensively and defensively, but he’s still one guy, who honestly is probably due for a bit of a slump, at least at the plate. Scherzer probably would give us a max of 5 innings the rest of the year even if he’s 100%, and even that wouldn’t happen until a Game 7.
I’m not arguing we wouldn’t be better off without both of those dudes healthy, but the notion that we’re fucked because of these developments is, itself, fucked.
Keep the faith motherfuckers; these dudes thrive on instability….

A win tonight would be fucking massive, especially with Eovaldi and Monty going the next 2 games. Although neither of them were that great in their starts so far

Seems like every time the team faces a bullpen game, either planned or from early injury, they don’t hit for shit. 
 

And now that cerrano and Harris are out, going to need Taylor and Vaughn to step up and hope to get something positive from dorn. 

36 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

No idea what to believe here. Adolis said he's good. But he's not in the lineup. It's definitely not going to heal in an hour. What does moderate really even mean?

Those reports did a lot to not really say much. Except just wait and see.

 

32 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
35 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:
I'm gonna guess Evan and his bleaker picture is closer to the situation than Buster Olney

Correct. But even those reports don't say much and leave a lot left unknown. I didn't really think he would play tonight at any rate.

As violently as Adolis plays the game, this is the worst kind of injury for him to have. I would expect to see Duran activated possibly in time for tonight's game. I think Bombi is done.

 

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Seems like every time the team faces a bullpen game, either planned or from early injury, they don’t hit for shit. 
 

And now that cerrano and Harris are out, going to need Taylor and Vaughn to step up and hope to get something positive from dorn. 

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35 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
38 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:
I'm gonna guess Evan and his bleaker picture is closer to the situation than Buster Olney

Correct. But even those reports don't say much and leave a lot left unknown. I didn't really think he would play tonight at any rate.

There is an advantage to replacing Garcia if they've decided there's no chance he could play again before Saturday's potential Game 7. You could get Duran on the active roster as early as tonight, right?

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

There is an advantage to replacing Garcia if they've decided there's no chance he could play again before Saturday's potential Game 7. You could get Duran on the active roster as early as tonight, right?

Yes

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awesome.  Semien needs to step the fuck up once.

9 hours ago, SpiralOut said:

I'd be fine with [Scherzer] not being on the roster [in 2024].

He ain't what he used to be.  He hasn't been for a long time.  

And now he's getting injured every time he pitches.  

Watch it! 

Some Surly ️ fans don’t want to see this.
 

 

3 hours ago, dcar00 said:

Creed coming to Dallas 9/11/24

 

3 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Worst thing to ever happen on that day. 


Even Chile 🇨🇱 agrees with that statement.

 

2 hours ago, Constant said:

Jankowski with an opportunity to create a legacy as a Ranger with a strong game. 

He’s the Texas Rangers’ answer to Frankie Hejduk.

Garcia has been an absolute warrior for this team. Seems like a good dude that is going to get paid.

56 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Thats the way baseball go.

Wash woulda given them both a little cocaine, even if they weren't gonna play.

20 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

Garcia has been an absolute warrior for this team. Seems like a good dude that is going to get paid.

The payment silenced the masses
Sanctified by oppression
Unity took a back seat
Sliding further into regression

The ghost of Adolis' oblique is going to haunt the Diamondbacks tonight.

And I got Jonah Heim-oween coming up big tonight.

Scintillating commentary.  Whoever is up after first 2/3 will have a leg up on winning this game.

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