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Man never met a first pitch he didn't want to skull fuck into oblivion.  

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Not a terrible beginning to this one.

 

Man never met a first pitch he didn't want to skull fuck into oblivion.  

That was the second pitch.

A double, a single, a triple a HR.....with a walk mixed in.  I like it

Ok let's get a clean inning here and come back for more. Bury these fucks

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Just now, SpiralOut said:

Man never met a first pitch he didn't want to skull fuck into oblivion.  

Apparently that was the 2nd pitch? I thought it was the first, too. Did fox miss it?

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Moarrrrr

Moarrrrr

Apparently that was the 2nd pitch? I thought it was the first, too. Did fox miss it?
2nd pitch...i think

I hear Rangers are petitioning MLB to play 162 on the road next year. 

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:
2 minutes ago, ztejas said:
Apparently that was the 2nd pitch? I thought it was the first, too. Did fox miss it?

2nd pitch...i think

First pitch in our hearts.

Went to pour myself a ranch water during the pitching change and missed the blast.   Woo!

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1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:
2 minutes ago, ztejas said:
Apparently that was the 2nd pitch? I thought it was the first, too. Did fox miss it?

2nd pitch...i think

Yea first pitch was low and he spit on it 

Just now, Shaddie said:

I hear Rangers are petitioning MLB to play 162 on the road next year. 

Bold strategy for paying salaries 🤣

So I guess we are just going to ignore talking about the missed strike calls tonight

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Reel it in, Heaney. 

Easy inning. A bit loud for my taste, though.

Does absolutely nothing get done about these umps? I don't give a shit about bad zones for both teams but when it's only for one team and has been that way multiple games, fuck that shit.

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

So I guess we are just going to ignore talking about the missed strike calls tonight

Only matters in the bottom of the 9th. - Smoltz and whatever the fuck his name is 

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Reel it in, Heaney. 

He's being put behind the count by one of the blind mice back there.

He's being put behind the count by one of the blind mice back there.
He's not blind. He sees just fine.

30 minutes an inning....gonna be here till sunrise

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Only matters in the bottom of the 9th. - Smoltz and whatever the fuck his name is 

at least Smoltz and Jeter mentioned the missed call on pitch 2 last night.  Jeter multiple times when the douchebag non player/host guy kept trying to push it.

Not sure why they would give Seager anything close.  Also let’s the rangers to save some pen , maybe

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

at least Smoltz and Jeter mentioned the missed call on pitch 2 last night.  Jeter multiple times when the douchebag non player/host guy kept trying to push it.

Papi as well. 

jung is gonna be murder on lefties in the future.

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Hate to say it, but Lowe has a very punchable face

Yes very douchebaggy

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These bottom order guys have answered the fucking bell so far. Bury these fucks. 

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2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Hate to say it, but Lowe has a very punchable face

Just kind of a goofy looking dude. 

Carter and Lowe both looked loss as fuck first time.  Carter made an out but looked much better this AB and helluva battle by Lowe there to get on.  

LFG!

11 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

So I guess we are just going to ignore talking about the missed strike calls tonight

Or any of the other 40 missed calls so far this series. But that one…

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