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we can even bring in chapman if we want.

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If they were confused how Texas could win a game 3-1 after losing 9-1, they must be really perplexed now. 

Just now, dcar00 said:

we can even bring in chapman if we want.

Hey now.  Don't be talking fucking crazy.

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

All 10 runs with two outs

And bottom of the order answering the fucking bell and setting things up.

Edited by gofuckyourself

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Guys I’ve waited 40 plus fucking years for this 

When I was little we went to games in their first season. I don't remember but I went.

22 minutes ago, Shaddie said:

I hear Rangers are petitioning MLB to play 162 on the road next year. 

Also front office is in discussion about asking to start every inning with 2 outs. 
 

In little league, they would stop this game now.

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Guys I’ve waited 40 plus fucking years for this 

Don’t you start this shit. 

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Don’t you start this shit. 

Was thinking the exact same thing, don't skip to the end (for obvious reasons) just enjoy the ride.

Edited by Surly Bevo

1 minute ago, Shaddie said:

Also front office is in discussion about asking to start every inning with 2 outs. On the road.
 

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Let's not lose focus, I've seen teams lose after leading by 10.   I mean it was in football, but I've seen it.

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If they were confused how Texas could win a game 3-1 after losing 9-1, they must be really perplexed now. 

That's the way baseball go.

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They lost 10-0 to Philly?

That's nice. This isn't the Phillies. 

Rangers at home:  I sleep.

Rangers on the road:  The Rangers are out there!  They can't be bargained with, can't be reasoned with, they don't feel pity or remorse or fear.  And they will absolutely not stop, EVER, until you are dead!

I’m surprised Heaney is even throwing the ball in the correct direction after two long waits in a row. 

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Guys I’ve waited 40 plus fucking years for this 

Hush. I agree but don’t do this now. Shut it.

Just now, DougO said:

That's the way baseball go.

Wash would have shared his stash with everyone by now

We still talking about how Arizona is out hitting and outscoring Texas?

I hope Texas scores 20+ on these fucks.

Keep cycling through pitchers. Inwanna see the diamondback center fielder pitching in the 7th

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Guys I’ve waited 40 plus fucking years for this 

Weird. I’m waiting to win four games In the World Series. Three don’t mean shit.

Weird. I’m waiting to win four games In the World Series. Three don’t mean shit.
And we don't even have 3 yet. Let's calm down everyone. Maybe I'm jaded as a DFW sports fan but I'm not even counting this as a win yet
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1 minute ago, Fudbelty said:

Weird. I’m waiting to win four games In the World Series. Three don’t mean shit.

And we don't even have 3 yet. Let's calm down everyone. Maybe I'm jaded as a DFW sports fan but I'm not even counting this as a win yet

Correct

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Has a position player ever pitched in the World Series

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1 minute ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Heaney CGSO incoming. 

Wonder how many more pitches we let him throw. Worst case scenario we need him later in the series. We have plenty of guys we probably won't need that we can burn. 

And we don't even have 3 yet. Let's calm down everyone. Maybe I'm jaded as a DFW sports fan but I'm not even counting this as a win yet

Fair enough.
1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:
2 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:

Weird. I’m waiting to win four games In the World Series. Three don’t mean shit.

And we don't even have 3 yet. Let's calm down everyone. Maybe I'm jaded as a DFW sports fan but I'm not even counting this as a win yet

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1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:
2 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:

Weird. I’m waiting to win four games In the World Series. Three don’t mean shit.

And we don't even have 3 yet. Let's calm down everyone. Maybe I'm jaded as a DFW sports fan but I'm not even counting this as a win yet

If any franchise can blow a 10 run lead in a ws game…

if any franchise can blow a 3-1 series lead in the ws…

so no, nothing is done. Every out is joyous tonight. 

Ok let's keep scoring!! That was huge play there. I just don't want them to start slowly chipping away at this

2 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Ok Heaney get the little 70s porn dude out

You mean fat head Eddie Munster?

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2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Wonder how many more pitches we let him throw. Worst case scenario we need him later in the series. We have plenty of guys we probably won't need that we can burn. 

Let him go 5 to be eligible for the win.  He will be available for a g7 for sure, and maybe a g6 if we need a lefty.  

11 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Guys I’ve waited 40 plus fucking years for this 

I'd say I started rooting for the Rangers when I was 6, so I'll put it at 48 years for me.

Bottom of the lineup doing work. Everyone gets to play. Keep bats warm Jobu like

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