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if that gets jonah going that would be GREAT.

Just now, DougO said:

Heim at the plate always has that look on his face like he needs glasses. 

Guess he got lasik in between innings

Just now, DougO said:

Heim at the plate always has that look on his face like he needs glasses. 

lol

Finally got that run back.

Just now, ztejas said:

Meaningless run but maybe it gets him out of his slump. 

This

Just now, gsoda3 said:

if that gets jonah going that would be GREAT.

and That

5-9 came to fucking play. Do that again tomorrow and this is over.  

1 minute ago, bigcigar said:

Guess he got lasik in between innings

Perhaps a fluke encounter from the beam of a radar gun.

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Maybe now Taver-

Nope. Nevermind.

Just now, Constant said:

5-9 came to fucking play. Do that again tomorrow and this is over.  

7-17, 8 R, 3 RBI from my semi-drunken count on espn.com.

17 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

There are actual rules

Yes, position players can pitch in the MLB Playoffs. MLB established new rules for position players pitching in 2023 but none of those rules outlawed the use of a position player on the mound in the MLB Playoffs.

Certain requirements must be met as part of the new rules, though. Teams with the lead have to be up by 10 or more runs in the ninth inning to use a position player on the mound. Trailing teams, however, only have to be trailing by eight runs and can use a position player at any point.

Back in play.

I will say this Nelson cat has done them a HUGE favor pitching wise.

Great symmetry with Reggie, except Reggie was kind of a shitty fielder. 

Diamondbacks only need 12 sacrifice bunts, 7 hit and runs, 5 steals, and 6 sacrifice flies to tie it up. 

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Just now, DougO said:

Great symmetry with Reggie, except Reggie was kind of a shitty fielder. 

Seth Meyers Idk GIF by Late Night with Seth Meyers

Just now, DougO said:

Great symmetry with Reggie, except Reggie was kind of a shitty fielder. 

and he tried to kill the Queen

randy galloway is still alive? what does he do now?

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Diamondbacks only need 6 one-pitch ground outs to first to stop me from pouring another drink and for get me to bed earlier. 

1234

Just now, gsoda3 said:

randy galloway is still alive? what does he do now?

Bottles and drinks his own urine

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Jesus. Take Marte out before he kills someone. 

Just now, gsoda3 said:

randy galloway is still alive? what does he do now?

Call into the Crow line. 

randy galloway is still alive? what does he do now?
I think that's a parody account
3 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

and he tried to kill the Queen

I wish Enrico Pallazzo was behind the plate in this series.

Randy Galloway is the Keith Richards of sports columnist/talkers. He also may be on the same diet as Keith.

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Bottles and drinks his own urine

Cause it’s sterile….. and he likes the way it taste. 

5 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Why the fuck are Coop and Sturm defending him?

 

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Because sturm sucks every professional cock he can. The unwashed masses just don't understand. 

6 minutes ago, DougO said:

Great symmetry with Reggie, except Reggie was kind of a shitty fielder. 

Later in his career.  He was good with Oakland and only Kaline and Clemente had better arms in RF.

The batting helmet looks good on Larry David as Arizona 1b coach.  Pretty, pretty, pretty…good

Just now, pops said:

Because sturm sucks every professional cock he can. The unwashed masses just don't understand. 

Yea Bob is a media white knight

8 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Why the fuck are Coop and Sturm defending him?

 

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Coop is a great announcer, but has always been pretty anti-homer.

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Guessing that's the last we see of Burke this season. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Guessing that's the last we see of Burke this season. 

He gets to say he pitched in the WS.

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