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#14554
Just now, DougO said:

Heim at the plate always has that look on his face like he needs glasses. 

Guess he got lasik in between innings

#14559
Just now, ztejas said:

Meaningless run but maybe it gets him out of his slump. 

This

Just now, gsoda3 said:

if that gets jonah going that would be GREAT.

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#14563
1 minute ago, bigcigar said:

Guess he got lasik in between innings

Perhaps a fluke encounter from the beam of a radar gun.

#14565
Just now, Constant said:

5-9 came to fucking play. Do that again tomorrow and this is over.  

7-17, 8 R, 3 RBI from my semi-drunken count on espn.com.

#14566
17 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

There are actual rules

Yes, position players can pitch in the MLB Playoffs. MLB established new rules for position players pitching in 2023 but none of those rules outlawed the use of a position player on the mound in the MLB Playoffs.

Certain requirements must be met as part of the new rules, though. Teams with the lead have to be up by 10 or more runs in the ninth inning to use a position player on the mound. Trailing teams, however, only have to be trailing by eight runs and can use a position player at any point.

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#14572
Just now, DougO said:

Great symmetry with Reggie, except Reggie was kind of a shitty fielder. 

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#14573
Just now, DougO said:

Great symmetry with Reggie, except Reggie was kind of a shitty fielder. 

and he tried to kill the Queen

#14577
2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Diamondbacks only need 6 one-pitch ground outs to first to stop me from pouring another drink and for get me to bed earlier. 

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#14583

Randy Galloway is the Keith Richards of sports columnist/talkers. He also may be on the same diet as Keith.

#14584
1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Bottles and drinks his own urine

Cause it’s sterile….. and he likes the way it taste. 

#14585
5 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Why the fuck are Coop and Sturm defending him?

 

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Because sturm sucks every professional cock he can. The unwashed masses just don't understand. 

#14586
6 minutes ago, DougO said:

Great symmetry with Reggie, except Reggie was kind of a shitty fielder. 

Later in his career.  He was good with Oakland and only Kaline and Clemente had better arms in RF.

#14589
Just now, pops said:

Because sturm sucks every professional cock he can. The unwashed masses just don't understand. 

Yea Bob is a media white knight

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