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10 minutes ago, pops said:

Because sturm sucks every professional cock he can. The unwashed masses just don't understand. 

 

8 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Yea Bob is a media white knight

Coop being his contrary self?

Bob also gets the occasional block from the media. But, yeah he's a fan boy. 

 

Edit: Goddamit quit this shit 

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Sac fly doesn't help you there. 

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1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

He gets to say he pitched in the WS.

20 years from now he'll tell people how he got a shutdown inning in a pivotal game.  He'll leave out the part where he loaded the bases and got pulled.  

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

"crowd deserves Pham hitting a grand slam here." Actual MLB announcers

Unreal.

Don't you know the Rangers fans have never known pain and suffering, team always closes deals and we don't deserve shit.

 

Don't do this shit guys

Damn, now getting Chapmaned seems like a possibility.

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5 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

He gets to say he pitched in the WS.

81.00 ERA.

We will win this one but we are letting their bats warm up for tomorrow. 

Just now, Don Johnson said:

We will win this one but we are letting their bats warm up for tomorrow. 

Eh they won't be facing a roster replacement tomorrow.

6 run lead into 9th. I would have taken that 100% of the time. I’ll take it tomorrow too. 

How do you give up a 3 run jack to such a douche bag looking Mario character?

Gurriel a family of fucking douches
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2 minutes ago, Don Johnson said:

We will win this one but we are letting their bats warm up for tomorrow. 

Lol we're throwing garbage pitchers out there. 

lead off double

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Seager starts the next rally, get those runs back.

What was that song they played before going to commercial? I remember hearing Phish maybe?

Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

Everybody be cool

Burke getting thrown to the wolves was not cool. Now we hear more from announcers that make me almost want to have Galindo call this game.

Just now, Newdoc said:

Burke getting thrown to the wolves was not cool. Now we hear more from announcers that make me almost want to have Galindo call this game.

Let's not get carried away

Burn some more of their arms.

At least y’all get to watch in real time. My damn stream is buffering every 30sec. Internet picked a this time to start fucking up.  So aggravating. 
 

and was that guy covering up his man boobs?? Fat slob 

1 minute ago, Newdoc said:

Burke getting thrown to the wolves was not cool. Now we hear more from announcers that make me almost want to have Galindo call this game.

Dude.

4 minutes ago, Don Johnson said:

We will win this one but we are letting their bats warm up for tomorrow. 

They weren't really warmed up after game 2.

1 minute ago, Txslnghrns said:

What was that song they played before going to commercial? I remember hearing Phish maybe?

They've been playing "Stash" from A Picture of Nectar the past few nights.

2 minutes ago, Txslnghrns said:

What was that song they played before going to commercial? I remember hearing Phish maybe?

Probably. Somehow jam bands always get played during the WS. Dead, Panic, Phish…

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

Dude.

I said “almost” as in I’ll go pour lemon juice into a paper cut rather than listen to these announcers or Lowell.

Fucking dickwads.

Just edge of the hand maybe actually.

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2 minutes ago, BERT said:

and was that guy covering up his man boobs?? Fat slob 

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Just now, Newdoc said:

I said “almost” as in I’ll go pour lemon juice into a paper cut rather than listen to these announcers or Lowell.

You really enjoy pain, don’t you? 

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