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If you just picked up the series this game, Douchebag 1 and 2 in the booth would have you thinking AZ is up 3-0 and they locker room should be getting tarped up.

We got ourselves a baserunner.

Don Larsen can pop his heavenly champagne
Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Why do we keep swinging at garbage

Yea they need to go up hunting all fastballs and spitting on pretty much anything else.  Maybe not Corey because seems like he can hit anything.  This kind of looks like what Javier did to them in Game 3 in ALCS, got their eyes moving all over the place.  Next time around they adjusted and hunted his fastball.

3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Why do we keep swinging at garbage

Because Gallen is pitching well and setting guys up.

He has some nasty off speed going and is spotting his fastball.

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4 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


7/30

Damn it looked further than 393.

Smoltz is saying too much good stuff about Texas. Time to worry?

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Yea they need to go up hunting all fastballs and spitting on pretty much anything else.  Maybe not Corey because seems like he can hit anything.  This kind of looks like what Javier did to them in Game 3 in ALCS, got their eyes moving all over the place.  Next time around they adjusted and hunted his fastball.

this lineup only has a few guys that battle.  AZ lineup does that pretty well.

When you’re missing your spots you won’t get as many borderline calls. Ump just sees the catcher jerking his glove over. 

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2 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

The offense is having.... major issues the last 11 innings.

Dude this isn't July who gives a shit. The two innings before that we put 10 on the board. Game is tied. We just need to win by 1 run. 

Yeah, ump isn't give Nate any of those pitches that are grazing the zone.  Gallen on the other hand?  Strike every fucking time.

Just now, SpiralOut said:

Yeah, ump isn't give Nate any of those pitches that are grazing the zone.  Gallen on the other hand?  Strike every fucking time.

He just got one.

Seriously this ump has been pretty consistent.

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

He just got one.

Seriously this ump has been pretty consistent.

Compared to the utter trash we've seen this series?  Sure. 

And my stream is well behind I guess.  Living in the past over here.

 

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Adolis would have thrown him out at 3rd.

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Probably need to go get Nate after this one. 

well this is it for Nate.  wonder who is up in the pen?

Probably need to go get Nate after this one. 

Last inning you have to think

nate doesnt have his stuff at all but is battling. love it

We're good.

I love it. Snek doin' all this work and got jack to show for it. 

Rangers about to break some shit out.

 

Damn he's battling. Got to give him that. Can we please wake up on offense?

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We've fucking got this. Go take it.

23 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Eh we have hit some balls hard, something about to break through

Way too many single digit pitch innings. The 4th was particularly ridiculous. 5th started to look like us. We will get him. 

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Leody you fucking piece of shit. Fucking do anything. 

Glad we didn’t take another center cut fastball but unfortunately Taveras isn’t having a good series at the plate. 

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