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Chapman on for the top of the order? oh no

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Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Beasley fucking sucks for holding Carter. Know your fucking base runners and lineup card. 

that's the fault of our million dollar professional hitters not Beasley.

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Have you seen Thomas and Carroll’s noodle arms?

the ball was right on line and Carter had just gotten to third.  watch the replay.

Just now, dcar00 said:

that's the fault of our million dollar professional hitters not Beasley.

Send one of the fastest players in MLB instead of relying on a bunch of strikeout hitters. 

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Should have sent Carter on the Garver hit.

No question.

Imagine if Chapman recorded the World Series clinching win. That would be appropriate.

2 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Jank has played 232 MLB games in CF, Evan 4, Now disappear like you did before October 22. 

Across 9 seasons as a utility player?  Remind me when Jank was the #1 prospect in pretty much all of baseball. 

Hope someone sacrificed some chickens.

C'mon, Aroldis.  For once in your fucking life be clutch.

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Omfg what are we doing 

Imagine if Chapman recorded the World Series clinching win. That would be appropriate.

He’d have to blow a save first so I’d rather he not
fucking great...is Sborz out?

8th for him?
1 minute ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Carter is fastest guy on the team. Can’t depend on bottom of order to get him in.

he was dead to rights if he sent him. and with zero outs no way.

Hey that's great you can keep busting 100, but can you mix in a strike every so often?

Imagine if Chapman recorded the World Series clinching win. That would be appropriate.

Nate Still would still get it since he wasn’t removed yet when we took the lead.
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Just now, texastroubadour said:

GET HIS ASS OUT NOW

Has to face 3, chief.

And no - Sborz isn't out. 

well, that went about as good as you can expect.  Sborz for 4 outs.

GET HIS ASS OUT NOW

LEARN THE FUCKING RULES

Seven outs to get between Sborz and Leclerc

Just now, Billy Pilgrim said:

Sborz going 1 and 1/3 or Leclerc going 2?

sborz has to be going through the 8th.  Lord willing.

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Chapman has quietly been really fucking good this postseason. 

Chapman is so 50/50 but when it works, it is f’ing beautiful 

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