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But based on last night, Bruce might be comfortable throwing Bradford in there for a couple of lefties in between. 

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I am in NYC and the only person paying attention to the TV. The bartender asked me if I was OK and if I needed anything. I told her I needed whatever she had in mind and 7 more outs which she did not find funny or charming.
This is very nerve wracking and I am not dealing with this well 

I am in NYC and the only person paying attention to the TV. The bartender asked me if I was OK and if I needed anything. I told her I needed whatever she had in mind and 7 more outs which she did not find funny or charming.
This is very nerve wracking and I am not dealing with this well 

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This is a lot more fun when you're up by 10

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Oh my God this is getting real.

Is Chapman mad Bochy took him out? 

Rangers have become Chapman proof. This shit is over.

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

well, that went about as good as you can expect.  Sborz for 4 outs.

Maybe. Depends on matchups. I can see Leclerc for 4-5 outs. Boch went to Aroldis first purely for the matchup with Carroll. That he got him out and another, with only a walk, is fucking huge. I was hoping he would pitch Chap in the 7th but didn’t think he’d fuck with their order. 

Alright. Got home And he got hits and unfortunately only one run. Let’s get some more runs 

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1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I am in NYC and the only person paying attention to the TV. The bartender asked me if I was OK and if I needed anything. I told her I needed whatever she had in mind and 7 more outs which she did not find funny or charming.
This is very nerve wracking and I am not dealing with this well 

I'd order a couple doubles, down them, then after we win tell her to go fuck herself and leave. 

But my life is kind of a mess so what the fuck do I know. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Oh my God this is getting real.

Is Chapman mad Bochy took him out? 

WGAF if he is. He’s a wild ride and we ain’t got time for malcontents. Bochy should kick him in the balls. 

1 minute ago, ITHorn said:

 if you score again here you have to get Montgomery up, right? 

No

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1 minute ago, ITHorn said:

 if you score again here you have to get Montgomery up, right? 

I've been thinking since last night that we could throw him tonight just hadn't commented on it yet. 

Not sure if you do. 1 run is razor thin and you don't want to throw him if you don't have to. 

1 minute ago, ITHorn said:

 if you score again here you have to get Montgomery up, right? 

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Go fuck yourself

Will do as soon as you get clue.
9 minutes ago, DougO said:

Imagine if Chapman recorded the World Series clinching win. That would be appropriate.

Eaovoldi in line for the W if this holds. 

Monty is never coming in this game.  Never.  Doesn't matter if it's down to the last out.

 

Leody sucks so I don’t hate that effort

My fourteen year old pitched 2 1/3 scoreless innings tonight with one hit from nine batters, so I’ve got a good feeling.

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Uh no

Lol. Yeah that was a bad thought. 

Just now, mdmost said:

Leody sucks so I don’t hate that effort

Closest he's been to getting on base in.... quite some bit

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Just now, mdmost said:

Leody sucks so I don’t hate that effort

Personally I thought it was brilliant.

Just now, BeardIP said:

Could Garcia pinch hit if needed is something I've been wondering.

He’s off the roster

Just now, BeardIP said:

Could Garcia pinch hit if needed is something I've been wondering.

He isn't on the roster any longer so no....

Chapman has quietly been really fucking good this postseason. 

Maybe but this team isn’t where it is without Sborz. Just need one more from him.
Just now, BeardIP said:

Could Garcia pinch hit if needed is something I've been wondering.

No.  He's not on the roster

Could Garcia pinch hit if needed is something I've been wondering.

This is your worst post of the series, and that fucking says a lot.

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