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Sheeeit.

You know Adolis would have banged the shit out of something there.

How slow is Garver? Figured it would’ve been closer than that at first. 

Fucking God awful to only get 1 run these last 2 innings

The DBacks said the same about the first five innings!

Just need six outs. Six outs. Let’s go!
Just now, BERT said:

How slow is Garver? Figured it would’ve been closer than that at first. 

It was a grounder to the short stop. He’s a DH/C. 

Cater has been nails all post season. That was the first time it looked like the moment was too big for him,

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We've got this guys. I envisioned it in the writing of a pm that I sent Derka.

Just now, BERT said:

How slow is Garver? Figured it would’ve been closer than that at first. 

Very?  he runs bad for a catcher.


The DBacks said the same about the first five innings!

Just need six outs. Six outs. Let’s go!
Well yeah but fuck them
1 minute ago, BERT said:

How slow is Garver? Figured it would’ve been closer than that at first. 

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Plenty. 
And no. Get the thought out of your head. We have the arms to win. We’re not fucking burning Monty. 

Nobody is thinking of burning Monty. You're just a flaming jackass
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Just now, Billy Pilgrim said:

Cater has been nails all post season. That was the first time it looked like the moment was too big for him,

Agreed. And that's understandable. 

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

It was a grounder to the short stop. He’s a DH/C. 

True. But it was a broken bad dribbler to short. Needed Carter to do that one batter before 

I'm ready for your season to end, Smoltz...

At least Darren Oliver isn't an option at this point. 

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Yeah that wasn't ball 4 Pham you fucking chode. 

Nice strikeout. Now stop getting behind! 
 

nice one pitch out

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1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Sborz not super sharp

Nah this dude feeling it. 

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That's unlucky we're okay.

Sborz doesn't get into real good fielding position post delivery

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Are those spaceship tattoos on her arm? 

Just now, BERT said:

Are those spaceship tattoos on her arm? 

Maybe she's looking to get probed

You can see his heart beating through his jersey
Pavin’s heart

Just now, Constant said:

Who the fuck Is Pavin Smith. 

It’s a Make A Wish thing. Guy’s got hemorrhoids. Could be fatal.

Just now, BeardIP said:

Just an unceremonious out on the Rangers path to World Series victory. A forgotten box score stat.

Don’t Helobius us. 

i'm not a regular baseball watcher. Is wearing your hat like an idiot as a fan a thing?

Heim has been clutch with his defense the last few innings

Three more outs for greatness.

Let's fucking go!  Get this done, boys!  

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