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4 minutes ago, brojangles2 said:

Love it dude. We’re basically the same man, born in 87’. Same sentiment to you, coke to the tailgate anytime in ATX, you’ll be welcomed. 

If you're talking about the Surly tailgate I've been multiple times. 

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5 minutes ago, brojangles2 said:

Love it dude. We’re basically the same man, born in 87’. Same sentiment to you, coke to the tailgate anytime in ATX, you’ll be welcomed. 

 

2 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

imma gonna be pumped for his Aggy game that day. 

 

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

I want some coke

Guys we all want coke. That isn't what this is about. This is about the Rangers. And freedom.

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

If you're talking about the Surly tailgate I've been multiple times. 

We’re a family TG sponsored by Brown dist. and Cover 3 at Trinity and MLK. If you ever park and walk by us, say hey.🤘🏻

coke was come* lol but I know I’ll pay for that typo 🤣🤣 I’m fucking shivering for sake of victory cigars outside. Fuck it’s cold. 

4 minutes ago, brojangles2 said:

coke was come*

I don't think I want to snort that. Yeah, that's a hard nope.

4 minutes ago, RPM said:

I don't think I want to snort that. Yeah, that's a hard nope.

Damnit. Can’t fucking win typing with frozen fingers. Go rangers, assholes. 

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19 minutes ago, brojangles2 said:

We’re a family TG sponsored by Brown dist. and Cover 3 at Trinity and MLK. If you ever park and walk by us, say hey.🤘🏻

coke was come* lol but I know I’ll pay for that typo 🤣🤣 I’m fucking shivering for sake of victory cigars outside. Fuck it’s cold. 

Yes I assumed coke* was come*. 

I thought about coming down this weekend but the 11 am kick kind of sucks. I'm sleep-deprived enough as it is. 

That said Rangers wrapped this shit up early so we'll see. If I did head down there I'd probably go to the Surly tailgate. 

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Fucked up, posted in the short bus thread. 

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Montgomery is a Boras guy, there will be a fuck-ton of $ rightfully thrown at him. 

It is very possible we say thanks, bro. 

I actually want Heaney to pick up his $13M option. 

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Just now, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Fucked up, posted in the short bus thread. 

Bro go to bed. 

5 hours ago, markstanco said:

Cowboys, Mavs, Stars, and the new rookie in the room, your Texas Rangers have entered the chat!!!!

 

5 hours ago, Satchel said:

All four of the professional teams in North Texas are now on the board. Awesome!

Y'all are forgetting FC Dallas! 2 U.S. Open Cup championships and a Supporter's Shield trophy. Now all 5 major league pro teams have a trophy!

Leaving cafe Brazil after 2 Mexican omelets. She said take the 3rd one with you and go, I agree.

Somehow got a couple hours of sleep. Woke up to piss and immediately back till being lumped ally the win and can’t sleep.


World fucking Series CHAMPS!!!!

3 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:

Somehow got a couple hours of sleep. Woke up to piss and immediately back till being lumped ally the win and can’t sleep.


World fucking Series CHAMPS!!!!

We are the World fucking Series CHAMPS!!!!   God save the Queen

7 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

I think we should invite Nellie to throw out the first pitch of opening day next year when we drop the banner.  Welcome him home with open arms.   That evil has been exercised 

I said something about Nellie the other day....and made a funny one,  I said something like "speaking for most Rangers fans, we sure don't want Nellie to catch the first pitch." 

6 hours ago, BeardIP said:

R.I.P. Johnny Oates. Smiling down on us all.

Bochy seemed to have a similar overall presence. Let the veterans do their thing, but trust the young guys as well without having to scream in their face.

A lot of the country doesn't realize how many legit baseball fans have followed the Rangers for decades. Dallas folks played a part, but there are so many families from mid-cities, FW and even further who have been paying customers since Arlington Stadium. They didn't demand fancy stadiums with suites, they just wanted a winner. Congrats to all of you who finally get to enjoy it.

And I don't think the Phillies would have beaten TEX. Presumably some better games, but the Rangers lineup was relentless.

5 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

this is for john rhadigan!  "the rangers have sliced their way to a world series" -- probably.  

He was living the dream before the dream. 

 

Nadel said we weren’t dreaming, but I damn sure had to check when I woke up this morning. It really happened.

They won this one for Charlie Hough.

this is for john rhadigan!  "the rangers have sliced their way to a world series" -- probably.  

Holy crap! I had forgotten about that debacle.

thinking about former ticket guys, Norm and Rhyner.  I don't imagine very many people would have predicted that both Norm and Rhyner would live to see a Texas Rangers World Series championship.  It love Nadel's call.  

8 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

I think we should invite Nellie to throw out the first pitch of opening day next year when we drop the banner.  Welcome him home with open arms.   That evil has been exercised 

Similar to what the Red Sox did with Buckner….

So many thoughts this morning…

my parents, now of blessed memory, would be so very happy for all Rangers fans. 
 

my Boy Scout troop worked concession at the old old Arlington Stadium 

my son and I were at the ballpark the night the poor guy fell over the railing and lost his life (his young son was at game with him too)

Like us all I almost never thought I’d hear the phrase “WS Champs Texas Rangers.” Cue Dick Risenhoover

We’re pretty lucky as DFW sports fans to have gotten some pretty great radio calls for the last few titles. Thought Cooperstein in 2011 Mavs run would be hard to top but Nadel was absolutely perfect last night. 

Woke up hoping it wasn’t a dream and it wasn’t! What a night. Still can’t believe it. 

Sborz pitched 12 innings in the postseason. He gave up 1 run, 4 hits, and had 13 strikeouts to 4 walks. 
 

Pure dominance. What a performance and there are several other stories just like his. 

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Also the Rangers never lost after Creed announced their reunion to tour. All hail Creed.  

8 minutes ago, Constant said:

Sborz pitched 12 innings in the postseason. He gave up 1 run, 4 hits, and had 13 strikeouts to 4 walks. 
 

Pure dominance. What a performance and there are several other stories just like his. 

I didn’t realize what a stud he was in college until last night.  Helped UVA win a national title on something like 27 straight scoreless innings. 

Congrats to the Rangers! Bizarre game. Wolf at the door for six innings - six no hit innings, then POW, multiple hit turnaround. Shut the door. Successful season over.


Is that a will johnson painting?

Yes. I believe it was his least popular one.
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I still vividly remember the day, 45 years ago, when I checked the mail and received the manilla envelope containing my Dr. Pepper Junior Texas Rangers membership - a certificate, iron on patches with Rangers and Dr. Pepper logos, two white sweat bands with Rangers logo, and signed pictures of Jim Sundberg and Toby Harrah. Then the crush of 2010 and 2011. I thought the window for a title in my lifetime was likely closed. What an incredible team, and so thrilled to see it finally happen for the Texas Rangers! Our World Series Champions. 

7 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Congrats to the Rangers! Bizarre game. Wolf at the door for six innings - six no hit innings, then POW, multiple hit turnaround. Shut the door. Successful season over.

Pretty much been our M.O. all season.  Having a bad game for 4-5 innings and next time you look up we’ve scored 5,7,9 runs in rapid fashion.   Team.   They worked together, never quit, never gave away at bats collectively, and ground out the fucking championship.  Just incredible. 

When I was in my early 20's, we lived just across the highway from the old Rangers stadium. Used to sit in the outfield seats for all home games for pocket change. Camped out on the sidewalk outside the Ballpark in Arlington for playoff tickets, and sat in RF to watch the Rangers lose. This win completes the championship seasons for "my teams", as I had seen the Cowboys, Mavericks and Longhorns all win one before. So thankful that I was around to see this one with my son on his 28th birthday. Happy Times!!

You could see the offense chipping away at Gallen's confidence in the 5th and 6th. Making contact, taking some balls deep into the outfield. Then the dam broke and he was done. This team just never panicked. It's truly remarkable how they battled back each time they faced adversity...after limping into the postseason. Never seen a team turn it on like that. I'm still on a high this morning.

Post your championship merch. I'm not a huge fan of the championship hats so I think I'll just get this one to replace my old ass Puma hat.

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6 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Pretty much been our M.O. all season.  Having a bad game for 4-5 innings and next time you look up we’ve scored 5,7,9 runs in rapid fashion.   Team.   They worked together, never quit, never gave away at bats collectively, and ground out the fucking championship.  Just incredible. 

Undefeated on the road to boot. That will probably never happen again. 

I feel pretty good about saying this…FUCK THE MAVERICKS!

How bout them Rangers!!!

6 minutes ago, mdmost said:

You could see the offense chipping away at Gallen's confidence in the 5th and 6th. Making contact, taking some balls deep into the outfield. Then the dam broke and he was done. This team just never panicked. It's truly remarkable how they battled back each time they faced diversity...after limping into the postseason. Never seen a team turn it on like that. I'm still on a high this morning.

Post your championship merch. I'm not a huge fan of the championship hats so I think I'll just get this one to replace my old ass Puma hat.

mens-new-era-royal-texas-rangers-2023-wo

 

I got the low profile version of this. I also did not like the championship hat. 

7 minutes ago, Hate said:

I feel pretty good about saying this…FUCK THE MAVERICKS!

How bout them Rangers!!!

This is a celebration, bitches. Keep that petty shit outta here. 

I was a huge Rangers fan as a kid, the Juan Gonzales and Reuben Sierra era when Nolan Ryan was still throwing smoke. Lost touch about the time Pudge, my second favorite player after Nolan, went to Detroit. I was in college and headed towards my unfortunate demise of OSU fandom. Watched the nonsense of 2011 and was happy to watch most of this year’s run. Awesome playoffs, pretty much every game. Congrats to the lifers, you all deserve it!

Oh we're allowed back in the Rangers thread now, how nice. Lord.

This may have been posted already but how fitting Sborz locked it down and closed it out. 

2023 Postseason
G 10
ERA 0.75
IP 12
SO 13
WHIP 0.67

Fucking nails.

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1981.  Holy shit.  Texas Rangers World  Series Champions .  Never thought I’d see the day!  

 

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Parade route should go from downtown Ft Worth, I-30 to Arlington, then downtown Dallas, then I-45 to Houston just to fuck with them. 

11 minutes ago, Hate said:

I feel pretty good about saying this…FUCK THE MAVERICKS!

How bout them Rangers!!!


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It doesn't feel like a dream but it doesn't feel like reality either. "This can't possibly be happening" in 2023 feels way better than "This can't possibly be happening" in 2011, though. 

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