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How in the fuck do you call that a strike lmfao 

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Fuck yeah. Put these bums to bed. 

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Nice leather there JJ. 

So sad, Elvis has zero old teammates left to say hi to. 

"I like having you in my 9 hole"

3 minutes ago, beer said:

So sad, Elvis has zero old teammates left to say hi to. 

I noticed Semien ignored him too lol.

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4 minutes ago, beer said:

So sad, Elvis has zero old teammates left to say hi to. 

I'm not sure any one player better represents our recent era of mediocrity than Elvis Andrus. 

I mean you mention his name and my immediate reaction is "eh".

I kinda meant from the old world series / Ron Washington days, but yea...cold

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2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm not sure any one player better represents our recent era of mediocrity than Elvis Andrus. 

I mean you mention his name and my immediate reaction is "eh".

Maybe it's because I was peak Rangers fan when he was a 19 year old wunderkind and he flashed mega leather at short during those glory years of 09-12, I think of him as a perpetual smiling guy and Beltre's little brother. Thinking Elvis is in his mid 30's is weird.

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Yeah not trying to shit on the guy. Just seems like he was a regular fixture for so many forgettable Rangers teams past 2011.

I don't know that I would call that an error. Looked like a funky hop and angle that would have taken a great play to make, and I'm not sure Jung even touched it. If it were an error seems more likely on Seager, but it was a difficult pickup going past Jung. 

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Never in doubt.

Always trust the Rangers bullpen.

Big couple of batters after an error that could have been big…

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3 minutes ago, DougO said:

I don't know that I would call that an error. Looked like a funky hop and angle that would have taken a great play to make, and I'm not sure Jung even touched it. If it were an error seems more likely on Seager, but it was a difficult pickup going past Jung. 

Jung should have either fielded it or let Seager play it, because I think Corey beats the runner.

I agree it's maybe not an error. But JJ didn't play it well and it led to Seager not getting a clean play on it.

Officer Burger from Super Troopers with a monster K in a big situation. You love to see it, meow.

What do you expect with a name like grave man?

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1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Josh almost killed that dude.

Anyone wearing that terrible fucking uniform deserves what they get.

Silk PJ look giving 'Nam vets flashbacks

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They look like if Snoop Dog put together a charity baseball team and spent way too much money on the unis. 

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That cocksucker went like a motherfucker right there.

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This feels like a sweep.

On 5/30/2023 at 7:42 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Matt Chapman at the moment. 

What about now?

Our fWAR ranks in AL top-30 before tonight's game. 

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4 Semien 2.8
8 Eovaldi 2.6
10 Heim 2.5
15 Adolis 2.3
19 Seager 2.2
27 Leody 1.9
30 Jung 1.9

Pretty salty. 

35 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Jank over Mitch.

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That looks like the best possible lineup, so we'll probably score 0 runs tonight.

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