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Shout out to the fellas in the Ellis Unit.

3 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

Why are you so bent out of shape?  It was a shit call.  It had a material impact on the game.  if you want to be precise, the call increased Chicago's win probability from 46.6% to 78.9%.

And by the way, where is it written that Rangers' fandom is measured by the number of posts one has on a college football message board?

He has to prove his true fandom like Rocko posting paystubs and used corvette lease agreements.  

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8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The real culprit for last night 

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39 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

He has to prove his true fandom like Rocko posting paystubs and used corvette lease agreements.  

If you truly believe this, the Waco is even stronger than I thought. 

I'm not the one in here pounding my chest and my fists on the table bro 

I've decided that if you haven't been rooting for the Rangers for at least 45 years, you are a newcomer and should just shut the fuck up!

I love arbitrary rules.

20 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

And you very rarely post during games, I’m going to assume you can’t watch either. 

Glad you’re here today though. 

I missed the memo.  When was it mandated that one has to post during games on a rando college football message board to have Ranger Fan bona fides?

For the record, I'm a little bit busy watching the game to post . . . during the game.

Y'all keep bringing up Astros fans and Brisket and like Beetlejuice they'll fucking appear. Knock that shit off

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Team starts winning games and everything goes to shit. 

Here's a pic of our Lord and Savior Corey Seager.

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1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

And you very rarely post during games, I’m going to assume you can’t watch either. 

Glad you’re here today though. 

Meh. In fairness, I've posted a lot on the Ranger's threads. And not just when they are good. But I almost never post during the game. Even during commercials, I'm usually checking the other scores. 

I also rarely post in the UT football or Dallas Cowboys game threads either.

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12 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Let's kill 'em early tonight. 

About that.

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2 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

We're lucky it's only 1-0. 

Seager the Messiah got us out of it nicely. 

LOL.  Reading this thread today reminds me why a bunch of Rangers fans/posters went rogue years ago and started a separate website for a while.

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LOL

We'll take it I guess.

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Man. We're going to need the hitting with RISP tonight. 

Durans going to be a 30-HR guy some day; kid has some serious pop….

Just checking in punks.

I’m a bandwagoner sort of. Don’t post during the games or really ever here. I need to cut back on my internets rather than increase them. 162 games is a lot.

But this Ranger team. They are pleasant to watch.

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15 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

This is pretty crazy. 

 

I had someone from Tyler that was fairly close with their family say he thought Mahomes was a better baseball player. 

That wouldn’t be surprising at that time. Probably had some major league instruction and didn’t take off in football until the Chiefs.

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Jung was selected as B12 player of the decade by D1 baseball.

His younger brother Jace was selected as B12 douchebag of the decade by D1 baseball. 

Can we hire some immigrants to officiate?

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Just now, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Leody needs diving lessons. 

Yeah I felt like he should have had that. That ball hung forever. 

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