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Ghost of Beltre on that play.

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Fucking brutal RISP hitting these past few.

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I hope we don't suck this bad in the Astros series. 

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Sixteen total bases tonight. Sixteen. 

We scored two fucking runs. 

 

Over the last three games we have scored five runs on forty five bases. 

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Sixteen total bases tonight. Sixteen. 
We scored two fucking runs. 

It’s not like we’re scoring an average of 6 runs a game.

So basically the team is going to the game

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Man how does that one stay in. 

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Shit if we keep leaving guys on the way we have been maybe Jonas can pinch hit. 

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Are we fuckin for real right now?

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He definitely stayed on the bag but I like that they reviewed it because that footwork was incredible. 

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Seager leadoff. Let's see how we manage to not score him. 

Do a fucking 30/30 at a long break. Cool interbiew but shit missing game action. 

I was like 8, clueless about that stuff but my dad knew what we were watching. 

If we're done with all the Oxbridge pleasantries, can we go hit the fucking baseball

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2 minutes ago, DigDug said:

can we go hit the fucking baseball

Yes but only if it's to lead-off, get the first runner on or advance someone to either 2nd or 3rd.

Zeke barely missed a hr and broke his bat, there's some voodoo or something going on.

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*Semien rips a 1 out single to get on base*

Next pitch

*Seager grounds out into double play*

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Holy shit we just batted a guy around from first. 

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Fuck. Yes. Let's go JJ. 

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That's elite hustle from Duran. Props.

I go for a walk with no runs scored and now there's 3. You're welcome. 

I'm about to switch from beer to tequila

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I go to pour a drink and answer a phone call. The fuck did you idiots let happen? 

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If someone could just piss on one to the 2nd deck that'd be great. 

Thanks, Zeke.

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