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I like our chances assuming Eovaldi doesn't allow 5 runs and Lowe and Garcia bat worth a shit. 

Get leadoff to 2nd and get nothing out of your best player.  Somebody has to step up and get us out of this funk.

Strike zone is an oscillating parallelogram 

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15 minutes ago, SameSame said:

Get leadoff to 2nd and get nothing out of your best player.  Somebody has to step up and get us out of this funk.

We've been doing this for weeks. At some point you have to think about shaking up the lineup.

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Eovaldi dealing. Wake up, bats.

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I can't be too mad at Semien there because it was an awkward play but come the fuck on, man.

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Well. 1-0 good guys. 

Let's try and keep the wheels on this thing. 

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Thanks for playing, Brown.

 

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Nice of Jung and Adolis to gift this scrub two Ks before they had to pull him. 

5 minutes ago, Scary Stranger said:

Chick in white behind home looks hot.

Dude, she's like 12

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These men have families, Eovaldi.

Got both the cheater brothers in a row!

These men probably have multiple families, Eovaldi.

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2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

that woman is mid-30s with giant tits

Next suite over. The girl in her 20’s with small tits. 
 

has not seen 1 single pitch of this game. On phone or talking to people. 

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2 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

We are excellent at stranding runners  

If by "we" you mean Nathaniel Lowe, then yes.

Although it isn't his fault someone is always on base for him. 

Just now, Gucci_Suit said:

Next suite over. The girl in her 20’s with small tits. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

If by "we" you mean Nathaniel Lowe, then yes.

Although it isn't his fault someone is always on base for him. 

I was blaming myself for not having the right mojo in front on my tv. 

4 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Next suite over. The girl in her 20’s with small tits. 
 

has not seen 1 single pitch of this game. On phone or talking to people. 

operative2, do your thing please

can we get a side-by-side?

6 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

that woman is mid-30s with giant tits

Ok I will stipulate that there may be more than 1 female with a white shirt roughly behind the plate. And she looks fun. 

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Nathan did his job. 

Bring it home fellas.

Next suite over. The girl in her 20’s with small tits. 
 
has not seen 1 single pitch of this game. On phone or talking to people. 

This is the one I meant but I also saw the big titties. So, both.

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