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2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Tubgirl bullpen is tubgirl

Well, when you start with a Teen P stinker 

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Nothing like hearing all series long about the sellouts and the fans, without mentioning how many of them are Houston fans. Buechele finally mentioned it a minute ago but come on with that shit. 

1 minute ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Well, when you start with a Teen P stinker 

11-10 top of the 9th. Do your fucking job. 

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Who could have guessed that the career 5 ERA guy would revert to a 5 ERA this season?

36 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

He hasn't once this season, but fortunately he'll get the ninth from here on. 

Any ideas why he wasn't saved for the 9th? Situational? Or just getting adjusted to being a Ranger?

Also 5-12 in one run games???? fuck

Both yesterday and today I see them pull Aroldis Chapman after one inning only for another pitcher to take over the next inning and both times, I knew we were going to lose.  WTF Bouchy?  Fuck!

WTF do they not keep him in there?  He's retired all six hitters he faced (or 6 of 7?).  If it ain't broke why fix it?  What was the logic behind such two-game-costing moronic decisions?

25 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Nothing like hearing all series long about the sellouts and the fans, without mentioning how many of them are Houston fans. Buechele finally mentioned it a minute ago but come on with that shit. 

Sorry, but each of those Houston fans can go fuck themselves.  

Already answered, it's not a big mystery. 

44 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

He hasn't once this season, but fortunately he'll get the ninth from here on. 

Thankfully, I wasn't able to watch the game today. Perez seems like he's about lost it, at least against decent hitting teams.

Glenn otto not be in the major leagues.

2 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Already answered, it's not a big mystery. 

Not only that. Going back to 2019. He's only had 2 or three other games that he pitches multiple innings and all were 1.1 innings. Without looking, I'm guessing those were situations where he came in the 8th to clean up a mess and finished the 9th. I'll look later when I have more time

With someone who throws 100+mph I don't think you want them going more that one inning of relief. 

34 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

11-10 top of the 9th. Do your fucking job. 

Yes! Yes! But all the the things. 

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16 minutes ago, DougO said:

Thankfully, I wasn't able to watch the game today. Perez seems like he's about lost it, at least against decent hitting teams.

Glenn otto not be in the major leagues.

Perez was sporting a 5.4 ERA over his last 10 going into today and then hung up 6 in 1.1.

He's had some nice starts in there but the every other game meltdown isn't ideal.

Not that he's the only issue. We haven't consistently played worth a shit in any phase for about a month now. 

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Hey maybe they'll fuck around and win one. 

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What happened to their starter?

Shitty ump worked in our favor that time. 

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Maybe should have played them more last series. 

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Please close this one out. For the love of God.

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Nice name drop.

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That boy is in there. Nice wheels Lowe.

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