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  • My kid was born and I looked up to see Adolis rounding the bases on the TV in the room.  That's a good night

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    Haven’t been this excited to pick up the Dallas Morning News in a long time. Add it to the collection. The last titles my teams have won. 

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    Man, how I wish my dad could have been here to see this. Biggest Rangers fan ever. I was on the phone with him in 2011 when we needed one more strike. I’ve never heard such a crushed, disappointed rea

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#3360
10 hours ago, DougO said:

Rangers seem pretty .500ish these days.

We've actually been considerably worse. We're 11-17 in our last 28. 

#3361

I would be happy to limp into the All-Star break with 1 or 2 game lead. Get some rest. Trade for another bull pen arm and bring up Speas

#3365
5 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

11 am on a Sunday should be shot anyway. 

No shit. This is going to fuck up my Sunday morning. Usually I get up do the yardwork, shower. Then fill up and wash the car. Then head to a bar at 11:00. I doubt they will be able to get the game on....

#3368

Rangers OF Adolis García has been named a starting outfielder for the American League All-Star team in an announcement today by MLB. With the addition of García, the Rangers are scheduled to have 5 A.L. position player starters for Tuesday's All-Star Game in Seattle.
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#3369

How the fuck are we -195 tonight? I'd hit that WAS ML if I was a baseball bettor. 

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#3371

I don't like our city unis but I like them better than whatever the fuck WAS is wearing.

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#3372

Cmon Bradford shut the door here...

Good job. Now we just need 6 insurance runs before the BP gets a crack at this. 

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#3375

First team in 50 years with 5 all star starters.

(just don't actually watch the team play baseball)

#3376
3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

First team in 50 years with 5 all star starters.

(just don't actually watch the team play baseball)

47 years.  76 Reds - I'm guessing Morgan, Rose, Bench, Foster, Concepcion?

#3377
How the fuck are we -195 tonight? I'd hit that WAS ML if I was a baseball bettor. 
Bradford + road + not playing particularly well
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#3378
4 minutes ago, Dr Fear said:
1 hour ago, ztejas said:
How the fuck are we -195 tonight? I'd hit that WAS ML if I was a baseball bettor. 

Bradford + road + not playing particularly well

Right. I follow. -195 means we were close to 2 to 1 to win. That seemed fairly optimistic to me.

#3380

Did they not watch the last game? Glenn otto not be in there.

Way to try to ruin a perfectly nice rookie start.

 

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#3382

Get this fucking dickhead out of the game. Unreal. 

I wasn't lying when I said we needed 6 insurance. Motherfuck.

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#3388

I somehow missed both of those jacks despite watching 90% of this game.

Guess I'll go outside and kill myself and y'all can enjoy the WS win.

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#3392

Never a doubt. Fuck that dickhead that was questioning us being favored tonight.

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#3395
3 minutes ago, Dr Fear said:

WTH is up with the Nats home/road record splits???9957857a5809809e612213ffe95499de.jpg

I don't know but that stadium is a fucking abortion. 

#3397

I haven't seen any comments on this in any other threads so I thought I would post here.  WTF?

 

Chas McCormick, A-Rod Slap Variant

 

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