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  • My kid was born and I looked up to see Adolis rounding the bases on the TV in the room.  That's a good night

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    Haven’t been this excited to pick up the Dallas Morning News in a long time. Add it to the collection. The last titles my teams have won. 

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    Man, how I wish my dad could have been here to see this. Biggest Rangers fan ever. I was on the phone with him in 2011 when we needed one more strike. I’ve never heard such a crushed, disappointed rea

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I guess if it's going to happen it's better to happen now, but damn that is some shitty luck. Top of the order was grooving. 

More booze! 

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Thanks to the pitch clock, the action is moving much faster at Major League Baseball games.

It also means a little less time for fans to enjoy a frosty adult beverage.

To combat that time crunch, at least four teams -- the Arizona Diamondbacks, Texas Rangers, Minnesota Twins and Milwaukee Brewers -- have extended alcohol sales through the eighth inning this season. 

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The Rangers allowed some alcohol sales in the eighth inning last season but have made that option more widely available in 2023. The team said the move to offer in-seat service to everyone -- fans can order on their phones -- was done partly in reaction to the pitch clock and the potential of shorter game times so fans would not have to miss extended action waiting in lines at concession stands. 

My first thought was I always assumed alcohol sales ending mid 7 was a dwi thing. Second thought was if that’s true then they need to stop selling mid 6.

18 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Now Zeke gets to stay. Leody will be up tomorrow to take Corey's spot. 

Yep, now we’ll see who hits 2-hole shortly. 

If you're not drunk as you walk into the game you're doin it wrong.

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2 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Dear lord how slow is Miller? Spy would have easily had a standup triple out of that

He's more of a mudder.

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Probably gonna need some bats tonight. 

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1 minute ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Jesus fucking shit, defense. 

Damn this stream is way behind. 

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Hell of an error for the catcher to pick up. 

5 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:

And we have officially been pizza'd by a team that is sub-Mendoza line. Fuck

2 out of 3.  The royals looked dead in the water the first 70% of this series, but when we switched to our bullpen in game 2 they started having pretty good at bats. It looks like that carried over to game 3.  Hopefully we can take 2 or maybe sweep them next week tho.

I know it's early in the season, but I think it's time to stop  with the Taylor Hearn experiment...

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Too much shit on tonight I'm trying to watch. 

Early 1-0 lead in Houston. 

That was a rather creative double play. He's no Vladdy or Laureano, but I'm not sure I would be testing Adolis' arm unless I were in dire straits

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