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#4252
3 hours ago, futureman said:

just my knowledge of physiology.

Let's be honest. You've never been the best physiologist. 

#4254
5 hours ago, gsoda3 said:

i'd take pedro for an inning.  i don't care if he maxes out in the high 70s.  he knew how to pitch.

Petey could still get dudes out with that change….

#4256

 

Below are the probable pitchers for this week's series against the Chicago White Sox.Tues: LHP Andrew Heaney vs. RHP Jesse ScholtensWed: TBA vs. RHP Dylan CeaseThurs: RHP Max Scherzer vs. RHP Touki Toussaint

Thursday is 1:05. 

#4258
4 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:

I don't know that I've ever neg'd anyone in this thread, but if you fucks don't stop quoting that idiot futureman I'm gonna start.

you don't have the guts.

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#4259
3 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

 

Below are the probable pitchers for this week's series against the Chicago White Sox.Tues: LHP Andrew Heaney vs. RHP Jesse ScholtensWed: TBA vs. RHP Dylan CeaseThurs: RHP Max Scherzer vs. RHP Touki Toussaint

Thursday is 1:05. 

We really need to sweep this shitass White Sox team at home and get things back on track. 

#4261
21 hours ago, futureman said:

I'm an astrophysiologist.  

I’m sorry Corby, I’m not an astronaut

#4262
19 hours ago, futureman said:

you don't have the guts.

He’s a goddamned fairy. You just keep your head down and be you.

#4264
4 minutes ago, Dr Fear said:

Do yourselves a favor and don't look up Austin Hedges batting stats this season.

This tells me that Heim is not coming back. Futuredude was right about this one? 

#4265
1 minute ago, Gucci_Suit said:

This tells me that Heim is not coming back. Futuredude was right about this one? 

I’m always right, cabrón. 

#4267
15 minutes ago, futureman said:

I’m always right, cabrón. 

No shit motherfucker; you’re from the future, right?

#4269

We don't have roster space and miller's playing tonight. Doesn't bode well for Jonah staying off the IL

#4275

Former Rangers catching prospect Jorge Alfaro was DFAed by the Red Sox. He wouldn't have been a bad cheap depth pickup. He was traded away in the Cole Hamels deal.

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#4276
22 minutes ago, DougO said:

Austin Hedges here to save the day...championship.

 

 

#4277
1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Spencer Howard gone, there’s your 40 spot. 

Getting cash for Spencer Howard was the most shocking deal of the trade deadline.

#4282

 

Wyatt Langford is expected to be promoted from the ACL Rangers to High-A Hickory for Wednesday night's game. In his first taste of pro ball, Langford hit .385 with a home run, three doubles and four RBIs in Arizona.

 

#4295
On 7/31/2023 at 11:35 AM, BeardIP said:

One of my immaculate grid answers

BC and Rickey are always great IG answers. 

Necesitamos Seager in the worst way. We may run like Hayes but we hit like shit. Heaney pitched a beauty tonight.

#4296

Heaney doing his best to make Martin go to the pen. 

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