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If you're taking her to a Cracker Barrel, chances are her standards are pretty low and she will say yes. 

So it'll literally be 'A Shotgun Wedding'?  

I can only assume the reception will be somewhere classier though, like a Golden Corral?  

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

If you aren't proposing at Waffle House, you aren't doing it right.

Wait till The Boy pops the question at a Popeye’s. 

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17 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Wait till The Boy pops the question at a Popeye’s. 

Popeye's employees:

aint nobody got time for that GIF

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17 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Wait till The Boy pops the question at a Popeye’s. 

I'm a regular at the Popeyes on Cameron. It's quiet, customers say sir and mam when ordering, and no one complains about shit.

I get the feeling hands have been thrown there and word got around.

3 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I'm a regular at the Popeyes on Cameron. It's quiet, customers say sir and mam when ordering, and no one complains about shit.

I get the feeling hands have been thrown there and word got around.


awhile back I ordered a sandwich on the app. Long line in the drive thru so I went inside. The manager was a legit 9. Maybe she was 20, tall and slender, absolutely stunning 

she gave me free fries

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On 2/6/2023 at 9:23 AM, Brisketexan said:

If you aren't proposing at Waffle House, you aren't doing it right.

Was that the Waffle House in Midland or Odessa?

I wish HEB would do this. Free groceries for the year...

4 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Was that the Waffle House in Midland or Odessa?

Jimmy Fallon Lol GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Cracker Barrel breakfast isn't bad, the lunch / dinner is horrible 

Yeah, go ahead and propose. You'll be paying for those free Cracker Barrel meals x100 for the rest of your life. 

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The correct nomenclature is "Caucasian Barrel."

6 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Was that the Waffle House in Midland or Odessa?

 

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Cracker Barrel breakfast isn't bad, the lunch / dinner is horrible 

That my good man is 100% on point, but also you can order breakfast all day/night

2 hours ago, ScottS said:

 

Have you ever been to Amarillo?

On 2/7/2023 at 1:15 PM, tx 3 putt said:

Cracker Barrel breakfast isn't bad, the lunch / dinner is horrible 

breakfast lunch and dinner are all delicious. 

16 minutes ago, futureman said:

breakfast lunch and dinner are all delicious. 

 

 

Breakfast is good at Cracker Barrel, no doubt.  Trouble is two-fold:  Cracker Barrels are usually too far from where normal people live to make it worth the effort.  It's good, but it ain't get on IH-35 and drive past San Marcos or Round Rock to eat at it good.  And second:  The kinda people that really love Cracker Barrel can usually be found at a Cracker Barrel.  

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This Valentine’s Day, Cracker Barrel Old Country Store® will award five lucky couples who “pop the question” at any Cracker Barrel location nationwide with FREE Cracker Barrel for a year. From Feb. 10-16, couples who post their proposal video at Cracker Barrel and include a caption on why they decided to propose at the iconic restaurant will be entered for a chance to win



Five couples proposing at a Cracker Barrel from just Feb 10-16 seems… optimistic. Have five couples proposed at Cracker Barrel ever?

I went to Cracker Barrel for breakfast once.

Once.

Those pancakes are fucking bullshit. The pancakes in the McD Big Breakfast are better than those atrocities.

 

13 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:



Five couples proposing at a Cracker Barrel from just Feb 10-16 seems… optimistic. Have five couples proposed at Cracker Barrel ever?

Do you even 'Murica, bro?  

22 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Breakfast is good at Cracker Barrel, no doubt.  Trouble is two-fold:  Cracker Barrels are usually too far from where normal people live to make it worth the effort.  It's good, but it ain't get on IH-35 and drive past San Marcos or Round Rock to eat at it good.  And second:  The kinda people that really love Cracker Barrel can usually be found at a Cracker Barrel.  

Technically threefold, and first problem for me-- aggy establishment. 

But also as you alluded to, if you're already in a city, wayyy too many better options. If you're in SA, I highly recommend Snooze AM. Food is fantastic and it has a full service bar. 

On 2/7/2023 at 1:03 PM, tx 3 putt said:


awhile back I ordered a sandwich on the app. Long line in the drive thru so I went inside. The manager was a legit 9. Maybe she was 20, tall and slender, absolutely stunning 

she gave me free fries

And yet, you failed to propose.

On 2/8/2023 at 3:06 PM, YGIFS said:

Breakfast is good at Cracker Barrel, no doubt.  Trouble is two-fold:  Cracker Barrels are usually too far from where normal people live to make it worth the effort.  It's good, but it ain't get on IH-35 and drive past San Marcos or Round Rock to eat at it good.  And second:  The kinda people that really love Cracker Barrel can usually be found at a Cracker Barrel.  

The Cracker Barrel in SA is  located on / just past Rittamin on 35 before you get to Eisenhauer.

So I guess that’s where normal White trash folks like myself work.

work … live…..

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Nobody mentioned San Antonio.  Nobody mentioned White Trash.  The two that I live closest two are far.  And the people that go there frighten me based on their backwards-ass value sets.  When people talk about restaurants near them, they tend to mean...you know...the restaurants near them.  I'm sure there are fine iHops on both sides.  

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