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You'll never believe this, but the TCU fans I know did not think his announcement was as amusing and pleasing as we did.  Strange.

25 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

You'll never believe this, but the TCU fans I know did not think his announcement was as amusing and pleasing as we did.  Strange.

Ahhhh😥. Tough titties, toads.

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Just watched his junior year HUDL and dang he looks good at wideout! I wouldn’t be surprised to see multiple INTS from him-he’s not a wideout that can’t catch. He can catch plenty well and has some solid speed. Great pickup! Hook em

On 2/7/2023 at 9:18 AM, LTtxfan said:

OH YEAH !!!

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That's not a sensuous lip lick. It reminds me of:

 

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My apologies if she is your wife/grannie/daughter.

On 2/7/2023 at 5:15 PM, Bill Lumbergh said:

You'll never believe this, but the TCU fans I know did not think his announcement was as amusing and pleasing as we did.  Strange.

Some possess the natural resources to make fresh-made coffee at closing time; others have to settle for digging through the retention after we're done with our delicious reward.

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With the exception of Johnston, TCU fan should expect to get their hand slammed in the door on recruits Texas wants. Know better and work the portal. 

               OH YEAH !!!   🤘

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  • 2 weeks later...
On 2/7/2023 at 9:08 AM, Vito Andolini said:

 

Was thinking about WarRob today...  sure seems like a real hidden gem in this 2023 class.  🤘

On 2/11/2023 at 4:34 PM, LTtxfan said:

               OH YEAH !!!   🤘

 

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So....in case you missed it.

She's no longer herself.

He took care of that and he's a loon now.

Yes he.

2 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

So....in case you missed it.

She's no longer herself.

He took care of that and he's a loon now.

Yes he.

 

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6 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

You can click this ~> https://www.cade.cloud/

But that's on you, man.

Sorry.

Was she the cat or the handler?

15 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Was she the cat or the handler?

If you have to ask maybe you really don't want to know.

1 hour ago, Davis Lane said:

You can click this ~> https://www.cade.cloud/

But that's on you, man.

Sorry.

I knew it was a bad idea before I clicked…. But damn my NSA agent is judging me so hard now. 

Nonetheless, I like the Whataburger panties and that version of "they."

7 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

So....in case you missed it.

She's no longer herself.

He took care of that and he's a loon now.

Yes he.

At first I think I know what you’re saying, then I don’t. 

I'm not clicking on that link, but are we talking sex change, and one of God's true miracles has been destroyed?

22 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

I'm not clicking on that link, but are we talking sex change, and one of God's true miracles has been destroyed?

I'm assuming sex change. Which raises the question, is it okay to fap to her old pics? Asking for pretty much all of surly.

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2 hours ago, Bevo said:

I'm assuming sex change. Which raises the question, is it okay to fap to her old pics? Asking for pretty much all of surly.

That's like asking if you're still giving a blow job if your eyes are closed and you're not thinking about what you're doing.

But you do you, my man.

Surly is as Surly does.

21 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

That's like asking if you're still giving a blow job if your eyes are closed and you're not thinking about what you're doing.

Somehow, I'm thinkin' there's a difference.

 

 

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24 minutes ago, TankedBevo said:

This thread took a weird fuckin turn, man 

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7 hours ago, futureman said:

so what was her name pre-dong?

Carol Seleme.

Amazing content out there.

20 hours ago, TankedBevo said:

This thread took a weird fuckin turn, man 

 

7 hours ago, Born Burnt said:

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Sorry my dudes.

Didn't want any of you unknowingly fappin' to a dude, again.

But yes, like clockwork.

 

Poor Warren. Checking in on his own Surly thread thinking people are hyping him. Nope.

  • 2 years later...

Two years since his signing and this dude has been a special teams disaster. He erased Niblett’s return with a holding penalty away from the play, then completely botched the onside kick and allowed Georgia to recover it.

But somehow Sark loves this guy on STs. I don't get it.

 

Look holds like his happen regularly on returns. 

The onside kick was not his fault.  No matter what Sark says after the game, they didn't practice that shit.  

If they did practice and were still fifteen yards away from the kicker when lining up and running away instantly than they were clearly practicing the wrong fucking things.  

This waste of scholarship has 1-2 penalties every fucking game.  Holding or block in the back every single goddamn game. He shouldn’t be playing anywhere near a football field. I wouldn’t let him play PlayStation 

20 minutes ago, deech said:

Look holds like his happen regularly on returns. 

The onside kick was not his fault.  No matter what Sark says after the game, they didn't practice that shit.  

If they did practice and were still fifteen yards away from the kicker when lining up and running away instantly than they were clearly practicing the wrong fucking things.  

Bailing so quickly to block on a play that is almost always a touchback in today’s game is very very shitty coaching. 

1 hour ago, deech said:

Look holds like his happen regularly on returns. 

The onside kick was not his fault.  No matter what Sark says after the game, they didn't practice that shit.  

If they did practice and were still fifteen yards away from the kicker when lining up and running away instantly than they were clearly practicing the wrong fucking things.  

Ten special teams penalties in just two years. The excuses ring hollow at this point.

 

Any value Roberson provides is overwhelmingly overshadowed by his proclivity for boneheaded plays

He needs all of his NIL revoked and if he decides to stay, cool, otherwise, adios mofo. 

Wow.  Never expected that many penalties attributable to one player.  

1 hour ago, deech said:

Wow.  Never expected that many penalties attributable to one player.  

And those are just his penalties on special teams...

 

5 hours ago, satyanash said:

Ten special teams penalties in just two years. The excuses ring hollow at this point.

 

Wonder how many total yards those 10 penalties has negated 😬

19 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Wonder how many total yards those 10 penalties has negated 😬

Tree Fiddy?

Negated a 3rd down stop with a completely unnecessary holding penalty

 

He won’t have a penalty on a punt return today since we don’t seem to be able to force a punt. 

Sark answering questions if any of our local media had the balls to ask why Roberson keeps getting snaps…

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