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February 08, 2023 3:47 AM
'What's wrong with being hairy?' Netizens in China call out Singapore salon for featuring orangutans in ad

But netizens are not seeing the funny side, saying that it compares women who do not shave their body hair as orangutans.

"This company degrades women and materialises women and creates body anxiety among women only for the sake of its commercial interests.".

Responding to SCMP's queries, an employee from the Shanghai outlet said that the company's head office supplied the ad posters.

And that an orangutan was used in the ad since there were difficulties finding women with ample body hair.

Is it really a controversy? A bunch of hairy women advocates in China? I never would have known that’s a thing. Also, gross. 

Jesus, I’d rather dig my eyes out with a dull spoon than read this asiaone website. It’s just a conglomerate of absolute trash made to incite emotion.

I already get these benefits from this website.

9 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

dull spoon

is there such a thing as a sharp spoon?

2 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

is there such a thing as a sharp spoon?

I have these serrated spoons for grapefruit. If I had to use a spoon in my house to dig my eye out, I’d pick one of those . 

1 minute ago, Incredulity said:

is there such a thing as a sharp spoon?

I call patent rights on the Spadoon.  See it’s like a spoon, but it’s also like a spade so it has a really sharp end used for digging/cutting.  A utensil so versatile that you won’t need a knife, fork, and spoon to eat a 3 course meal…. Just the spadoon in all its cutting/shoveling/calorie moving glory.   

1 hour ago, Bevo said:
And that an orangutan was used in the ad since there were difficulties finding women with ample body hair.

This part is fantastic. Plan A was to use an actual bewhiskered human female.

8 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

is there such a thing as a sharp spoon?

There are several different types. Get your head out of asiaone and there’s a whole other world out there.

Just because.

Also, Singapore is awesome and the women are hot.  I don't recall seeing nary a one with hair where it shouldn't be.  

8 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Just because.

Also, Singapore is awesome and the women are hot.  I don't recall seeing nary a one with hair where it shouldn't be.  

Qfmft

I agree this definitely needed its own thread. I’m sure we’ll get multiple pages of quality discussion. It might even end up in classics if such a place still existed. 

24 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

I call patent rights on the Spadoon.  See it’s like a spoon, but it’s also like a spade so it has a really sharp end used for digging/cutting.  A utensil so versatile that you won’t need a knife, fork, and spoon to eat a 3 course meal…. Just the spadoon in all its cutting/shoveling/calorie moving glory.   

Can I get like a finders fee or some such?

19 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

Get your head out of asiaone

Asiaone sounds like a extremely hot Asian porn star name.  I will admit to having a case of Asian fever

43 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

Jesus, I’d rather dig my eyes out with a dull spoon than read this asiaone website. It’s just a conglomerate of absolute trash made to incite emotion.

I already get these benefits from this website.

Amen.  I’m not going to get upset about a country that I can’t legally even enter until January of 2031 (assuming I meet the terms they laid out, but fuck them, I’m in the US, they can’t check up on me).

18 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Can I get like a finders fee or some such?

I’m inclined to offer between 1 and 3% 

16 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I’m not going to get upset about a country that I can’t legally even enter until January of 2031 (assuming I meet the terms they laid out,

Episode 5 Reaction GIF by The Office

This is just China trying to divert attention away from the whole balloon fiasco. 

11 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

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The factory tint setting is always too high. 

There are men in this world who I have never met, but who I will always respect.  Bold men, decisive men, men who know what they want.

Like the man who posted this simple, one-line ad in the Austin Chronicle "Variations" section back in the early 90s, which I read aloud to my friends while sitting in our office at the law school:

"Man seeks exceptionally hairy woman."

That's it.  That's the whole ad.  Skinny?  Who cares?  Fat?  Doesn't matter.  Only one thing matters - BE HAIRY.  Respect, unknown man who placed that ad.  RESPECT.

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On 2/8/2023 at 8:30 AM, atomheartbevo said:

Amen.  I’m not going to get upset about a country that I can’t legally even enter until January of 2031 (assuming I meet the terms they laid out, but fuck them, I’m in the US, they can’t check up on me).

Damn, lots of anti-Singaporeans here.

On 2/8/2023 at 9:36 AM, Brisketexan said:

There are men in this world who I have never met, but who I will always respect.  Bold men, decisive men, men who know what they want.

Like the man who posted this simple, one-line ad in the Austin Chronicle "Variations" section back in the early 90s, which I read aloud to my friends while sitting in our office at the law school:

"Man seeks exceptionally hairy woman."

That's it.  That's the whole ad.  Skinny?  Who cares?  Fat?  Doesn't matter.  Only one thing matters - BE HAIRY.  Respect, unknown man who placed that ad.  RESPECT.

And in a move that is in no way a surprise to anyone, Brisket once again demonstrates that he has exceptionally high self esteem. 

Edited by NotActuallyALonghorn

Had an online romance with a chick from Singapore. Pretty sure the bush pics were real, and I didn't see a tiny penis hiding in the brush.

I'm saying she had quite a pelt so this hits close to my boner.

Edited by MissingInAction

14 minutes ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

And in a move that is in no way a surprise to anyone, Brisket once again demonstrates that he has exceptionally high self esteem. 

Wrong.

I just like 'em regular hairy.

On 2/8/2023 at 9:36 AM, Brisketexan said:

There are men in this world who I have never met, but who I will always respect.  Bold men, decisive men, men who know what they want.

Like the man who posted this simple, one-line ad in the Austin Chronicle "Variations" section back in the early 90s, which I read aloud to my friends while sitting in our office at the law school:

"Man seeks exceptionally hairy woman."

That's it.  That's the whole ad.  Skinny?  Who cares?  Fat?  Doesn't matter.  Only one thing matters - BE HAIRY.  Respect, unknown man who placed that ad.  RESPECT.

‘Twasn’t me’.

On 2/8/2023 at 7:44 AM, DaggerHorns said:

Jesus, I’d rather dig my eyes out with a dull spoon than read this asiaone website. It’s just a conglomerate of absolute trash made to incite emotion.

I already get these benefits from this website.

Ahhh, you must go to the Cloakroom every once in a while.

On 2/8/2023 at 7:55 AM, Incredulity said:

is there such a thing as a sharp spoon?

Only when I'm cuddling with your wife.  Though she prefers the term "sporking"....it's like spooning but with a something extra poking out.  ;)  

Edited by YGIFS

1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

Only when I'm cuddling with your wife.  Though she prefers the term "sporking"....it's like spooning but with a something extra poking out.  ;)  

And, like most sporks, it is often accompanied by cole slaw from LJS or KFC.  But I'm not judging you.   Much.

And I suppose there's a "tossin' that slaw" comment coming from you directly.  You sophomoric punk.  

1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

And I suppose there's a "tossin' that slaw" comment coming from you directly.  You sophomoric punk.  

Sorry, all of my fast food side dish innuendos were related to Popeye's dirty rice, which they have removed from the menu, a move that upsets me too much to discuss it any further.  Thanks for bringing it up, asshole.

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Only when I'm cuddling with your wife.  Though she prefers the term "sporking"....it's like spooning but with a something extra poking out.  ;)  

What you let my wife shove up your ass is between you and her.

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