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Do NOT write negative reviews about German ballet directors

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Nazi play on words in 3..2..1..

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"Mom, were you ever in a German dachshund scheisse video?"

14 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

"Mom, were you ever in a German dachshund scheisse video?"

 Weinerdogshitzel.

Funnily enough there's a German word describing this exact situation. 

It's of course too long to properly spell or even fit within a post here - but it's a real word. 

3 hours ago, ztejas said:

Funnily enough there's a German word describing this exact situation. 

It's of course too long to properly spell or even fit within a post here - but it's a real word. 

Dachshundschmierenscheissegesicht?

Ordinarily I’d say someone like this never should have been accepted into ballet director school but……..

Derailing the jokes to comment on the actual action, the words “heat of the moment”: and “impulsive” are used, which is complete bull dog shit. The guy has a bag of dachshund scheisse on his person during the intermission of a major ballet performance, so it’s not an unplanned act. Granted, I don’t know what this sentence from the article means: He said that his dachshund left feces in his dog bag, which he then used to attack Hüster. The dog knows to shit in a bag? Whatever, he’s not going to be dealing with his dog’s shit in the intermission. Completely planned, and he needs to be fired, not suspended. Or, as noted above, weird shit happens there, and he’s celebrated: “Forget it Jakob, it’s Germany.”

Interesting to me that he used a small German breed to harvest turds. Imagine a German Shepard instead.

12 hours ago, bolverk said:

Dachshundschmierenscheissegesicht?

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On 2/15/2023 at 9:07 AM, Shoxthemonkey said:

Interesting to me that he used a small German breed to harvest turds. Imagine a German Shepard instead.

Rottweiler would be better. 

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