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Local High School Students set up a "Mansion Rager" at a home whose owners were out that night

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2 hours ago, Your Mom said:

Some of y’all might be surprised to know that the internet has changed a few things since we were in school. Every kid at every school knows about every party. There are entire instagram accounts and snap groups with tens of thousands of local high school followers specifically for gathering info about house parties in Austin. Gone are the days of passing out flyers and telling the kids at the mall. 

 

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1 hour ago, Porterhouse said:

‘96 grad. We grew up with Austin High guys and my best friends today are AHS grads. LT, Bowie, AHS, Anderson, McCallum, and Westwood girls were routinely swinging from our nuts at parties. If Austin High guys at the time showed up at our parties there’d be a confrontation of some kind. If Bowie did, something was getting destroyed because those guys are fucking idiots. LT guys were an afterthought. Usually geeks who escaped athletic pressure of Westlake to a 3A school. 

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1 hour ago, Grade of D as in David said:

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Just now, Porterhouse said:

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So you see yourself as an 80's cliché high school villain? Interesting. And it does explain the obsession with calling the homeowner a pussy.  

11 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

So you see yourself as an 80's cliché high school villain? Interesting. And it does explain the obsession with calling the homeowner a pussy.  

Nah, just sent a gif brah.  Presumptuous nerd. 

So the babysitter has to be the lead suspect right? A wealthy family with a 2 year old almost certainly has child care. The sitter would know when the family wasn’t at home, and how to access the house. 

7 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

So the babysitter has to be the lead suspect right? A wealthy family with a 2 year old almost certainly has child care. The sitter would know when the family wasn’t at home, and how to access the house. 

There may be videos available of how the babysitter atones for her mistakes.

There may be videos available of how the babysitter atones for her mistakes.

I’ll need to see that video before I make judgment
The Bowie guys were there to steal the keg.

Lol, we threw a party in San Marcos during school and some young dumbasses from Bowie crashed the party and tried to steal one of our kegs. A big melee broke out and they were dealt with. A pistol may or may not have been drawn from our neighbors. CSB
2 hours ago, Stunns38 said:


Lol, we threw a party in San Marcos during school and some young dumbasses from Bowie crashed the party and tried to steal one of our kegs. A big melee broke out and they were dealt with. A pistol may or may not have been drawn from our neighbors. CSB

Great haven't you seen Boyz in the hood? Now one of us is going to get shot.

 

 

Weird story.  Something fishy about it.  Such as HOW THE FUCK DO HIGH SCHOOL KIDS KNOW YOU ARE GOING TO BE GONE AND THEN DECIDE TO BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE TO THROW A PARTY???

14 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Great haven't you seen Boyz in the hood? Now one of us is going to get shot.

 

 

Great scene, my favorite line is ‘you think House of Pain was going to do anything?’ 

What in the fuck is going on here?  Porterhouse has like 15 posts that haven't been negged by chopper yet.  Someone go the Musk thread and let him know he's slippin

Great haven't you seen Boyz in the hood? Now one of us is going to get shot.
 
 

Lol, the dudes from Bowie were thuggish and our neighbors were the crazy country East Texas type. Oil and water for sure. My cousin was visiting from Mississippi and fucked around and found out how crazy Texans were.

"You know, that really bums me out.  A lot of people are just like 'Yeah, Port...he's like this kick-ass lacrosse player, ya' know?  But it's like...I also trade oil futures."  

On 2/19/2023 at 5:01 PM, Mikey4 said:

Lol, so I negged Porterhouse twice because he deserved it, and he retaliated by going to my post history, pulling up a couple of random posts from the recruiting board, and negging them. Petty much?

That's his thing.  There are a couple of other snowflakes that carry on in a similar fashion.

On 2/20/2023 at 8:39 AM, Your Mom said:

Every kid at every school knows about every party.

That seems like a bad thing.  We didn't want undesirables at our gatherings.

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