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A concerning increase in societal penis size, or... if your country's penis size grows for 30 years, consult your doctor.

"Researchers discovered that the average penis size had grown a staggering 24% over nearly three decades."

From the esteemed journalists at the New York Post:

https://nypost.com/2023/02/16/average-penis-length-has-grown-doctors-call-it-concerning/

 

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I guess we found out what happened to her.

Our country's penis?  Florida?

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This being Surly, I’m surprised no one’s taking credit yet for skewing the average so high.

I mean didn't we recently see an article that basically pointed out shrinkage being associated with some of the non-stick coatings which was particularly pronounced near one of the manufacturers?

 

1 hour ago, dcbc said:

Our country's penis?  Florida?

 

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6 minutes ago, deadshank said:

 

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Another tale of you are what you eat.

Master of Jurisprudence in Phallic Inflation, brought to you by:

 

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It's about time we adopted the Randy Marsh TMI system for measurement. Everyone is now "Nice."

18 hours ago, deadshank said:

 

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21 minutes ago, GoPokes83 said:

I was born too soon

Don't worry too much, even if you have a tiny 5- or 6-inch dick, there's plenty of people who will overlook that.

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