February 21, 20232 yr Douchebag co founder of ‘Salt Life’ shoots his 18 yo gf in the stomach and leaves her to die on the hotel bathroom floor. He was drugged up plead guilty and got a very light 12 year sentence https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news/crime/man-arrested-at-local-hospital-in-connection-with-south-florida-murder/77-200ac450-d2ec-4907-9d70-5c227c466745 Edited February 21, 20232 yr by tx 3 putt
February 21, 20232 yr Popular Post It's hard to write a more on-brand "Salt Life story" than that one. It's a bullseye.
February 21, 20232 yr Popular Post Damn. Was really hoping there had been a decision made to incarcerate every tool with one of those decals on their vehicle.
February 21, 20232 yr 4 minutes ago, Bevo said: I love heavy cotton t-shirts with fish on them. Common sticker on aggy vehicles next to former student and “ Saw’em off” Edited February 21, 20232 yr by Nueces River Rat
February 21, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said: a very light 12 year sentence Understatement of the year. I hope he enjoys Shower Life.
February 21, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Mittens said: Damn. Was really hoping there had been a decision made to incarcerate every tool with one of those decals on their vehicle. At least the ones in landlocked states.
February 21, 20232 yr He couldn’t take out a few thousand sticker buyers with him? I guess the punisher dude is up next for failing to deliver on his half of the murder-suicide?
February 21, 20232 yr Popular Post That poor girl. All she wanted to do was “Live. Laugh. Love.”Talk about salt in the wounds. . .
February 21, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Mittens said: Damn. Was really hoping there had been a decision made to incarcerate every tool with one of those decals on their vehicle. That's why the sentence is so light. Anybody with a sticker has to serve a year.
February 21, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Nueces River Rat said: Common sticker on aggy vehicles next to former student and “ Saw’em off” I think I saw a Yeti sticker on there too
February 21, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, Mittens said: Damn. Was really hoping there had been a decision made to incarcerate every tool with one of those decals on their vehicle. I feel the same way. Somewhere, an imaginary line exists between I-10 and I-20. If you live North of that line and have salt life stickers you are a douche.
February 21, 20232 yr 27 minutes ago, markstanco said: If you have salt life stickers you are a douche. FIFY
February 21, 20232 yr 17 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said: Where was the 12 years part? Nothing in that article. But here does: https://people.com/crime/salt-life-founder-pleads-guilty-manslaughter-death-18-year-old-girlfriend/
February 21, 20232 yr 3 hours ago, Bevo said: I love heavy cotton t-shirts with fish on them. And otherwise naked 18 year olds in them finished that sentence for you
February 21, 20232 yr 3 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said: I don’t trust anyone over 25 that dates a teenager.
February 21, 20232 yr I wonder if that's the same shitbag that showed up on the old site and demanded we take some pictures of him down.
February 21, 20232 yr I'd just like to point out that he had his 'fucking' socks on when caught. That no slip grip is a game changer.
February 21, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, blacklab said: Shit, wrong company. People seem to love salt. Dear sir, I'm going to have to ask you to stop besmirching the name of my soon-to-be global brand "Surly Old Salts." As I expect that the overlap between my expected customer base and your user base is nearly 100%, you can surely see how I will be economically harmed, and will be unable to fund my intended lifestyle of being a crusty old dude with a teenage girlfriend. So, you know, fix it.
February 21, 20232 yr 3 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said: I thought he finally got arrested for those fucking white sunglasses. Glad I did not hastily replace my ‘Thermonuclear Protection’ back glass spanning sticker with this newer douche edition sticker.
February 21, 20232 yr 16 minutes ago, blacklab said: Shit, wrong company. People seem to love salt. Thanks for that stroll down memory lane. I love it when you get salty with whiners.
February 21, 20232 yr 27 minutes ago, blacklab said: I wonder if that's the same shitbag that showed up on the old site and demanded we take some pictures of him down. Was thinking the same thing. That's when Seth started bringing his gun to the office
February 21, 20232 yr I feel the same way. Somewhere, an imaginary line exists between I-10 and I-20. If you live North of that line and have salt life stickers you are a douche. If you live anywhere and have that sticker on your vehicle, you are a douche. No exceptions.
February 21, 20232 yr 39 minutes ago, blacklab said: Shit, wrong company. People seem to love salt. Never heard of the company. Just went to their website. IMO they suck.
February 21, 20232 yr 15 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said: If you live anywhere and have that sticker on your vehicle, you are a douche. No exceptions. But if you've got THIS one.... you are one COOL motherfucker. Right? Guys? Right?
February 21, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, markstanco said: I feel the same way. Somewhere, an imaginary line exists between I-10 and I-20. If you live North of that line and have salt life stickers you are a douche. Correct. Also if you live South of that line.
February 21, 20232 yr 11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: But if you've got THIS one.... you are one COOL motherfucker. Right? Guys? Right? Nope, only Titty Bingo stickers
February 21, 20232 yr Just now, JesusSweatDuck said: Nope, only Titty Bingo stickers Don't make me tear off my Corona Beach Club t-shirt and fight you. COME ON! BRING IT!
February 21, 20232 yr 6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said: Correct. Also if you live South of that line. True, but I was taking the company name literally. "No you North Texas douche. Going to Galveston or Port A twice a year to play on the beach or fish does not equate to a Salt Life."
February 21, 20232 yr 4 minutes ago, markstanco said: True, but I was taking the company name literally. "No you North Texas douche. Going to Galveston or Port A twice a year to play on the beach or fish does not equate to a Salt Life." What if you just don't give a shit about your hypertension?
February 21, 20232 yr 18 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: Don't make me tear off my Corona Beach Club t-shirt and fight you. COME ON! BRING IT! I'll fuck you up without ever breaking a sweat in my Big Johnson shirt.
February 21, 20232 yr 41 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: But if you've got THIS one.... you are one COOL motherfucker. Right? Guys? Right? We need our resident expert on being a cool motherfucker in HS to weigh-in here. @Porterhouse ?
February 21, 20232 yr 31 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said: Nope, only Titty Bingo stickers In high school, one of my friends went up to a senior and asked him about his titty bingo shirt. The guy replied "first you need to have access to titties."
February 21, 20232 yr 43 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said: Nope, only Titty Bingo stickers I like to believe there was an entire factory in Asia cranking out Titty Bingo stickers for a few years. They released a new album not too long ago.
February 21, 20232 yr 44 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: Don't make me tear off my Corona Beach Club t-shirt and fight you. COME ON! BRING IT! My high school principal used to make me turn my Spuds Mackenzie and Corona Beach Club t-shirts inside out.
February 21, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said: I don’t trust anyone over 25 that dates a teenager. Agreed, but ask me when I'm 56 and if I'm a millionaire..
February 22, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said: I like to believe there was an entire factory in Asia cranking out Titty Bingo stickers for a few years. They released a new album not too long ago. I still see them randomly around town
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