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Just now, Biff Tannen said:

Thanks Beard.

It is nice to be able to say that un-ironically about something.

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Just now, Biff Tannen said:

Thanks Beard.

Shaka, Aston, Beard and Schaefer all had input, I believe. And the end product is top notch. The Moody Center is a top selling point (besides salary and recruiting base and NIL) for the new coach CDC goes for 

It's unfortunate that every Texas game this season has an EA Sports catch-up mechanic programmed into the script.

Shot clock violation? We running out the clock already?

Kind of a slow start...fortunately ISU can't score either.

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Get Rice or Morris on the floor 

Nice flop Kunts you fucking dipshit

Just now, Valmy77 said:

Kind of a slow start...fortunately ISU can't score either.

Yet

4 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

It's unfortunate that every Texas game this season has an EA Sports catch-up mechanic programmed into the script.

Big12 does it for football too

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Shaka, Aston, Beard and Schaefer all had input, I believe. And the end product is top notch. The Moody Center is a top selling point (besides salary and recruiting base and NIL) for the new coach CDC goes for 

Yeah the students being down on the lower level opposite the TV cameras was a foregone conclusion before Beard ever arrived. Beard's contribution was marketing the absolute fuck out of it and ingratiating himself with the student body to the extent that it became a thing that students actually want to do and show up for. 

If Lowell really wants to find out what it's like to be hit in the throat, I'll oblige him. 

Insane call there the big12 is an absolute joke.

"Tough physical nothing cheap" 

Except when corn is flopping 

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Just now, chemHORN said:

0 points this half

The slow starts to halves are hideous. What is Rodney saying to them

1 minute ago, chemHORN said:

0 points this half

Rice time

Just now, chemHORN said:

0 points this half

If only we had an offensive spark plug whose name rhymes with ice.

Just now, Zeus said:

Insane call there the big12 is an absolute joke.

"Tough physical nothing cheap" 

Except when corn is flopping 

No conference refs in basketball /pancho

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2 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Haven’t seen a head fly back like that since Dallas ‘63

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Yeah maybe we should put Rice in the game.

I don't want to armchair general here, but just a thought.

Oh wow somebody scored. 

Hope we do some of that at some point.

Edit: Woooo! Brock!

Edited by Valmy77

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

maybe we'll score a 2nd half point before the under 12 timeout

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3 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

If only we had an offensive spark plug whose name rhymes with ice.

Cuttingham?

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Brock!!

3 minute creepy dialog by Lowell about terry’s attire … during live action

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Just now, Zeus said:

Cuttingham?

Brock Cunniceham 

Wow deep from Brock

ISU can't buy a basket.

Brock again!

Just now, chemHORN said:

Rice hit the booze at the half?

Kind of looked like it on that one turnover.

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The fuck is Rice doing?

I have it muted. Why isn't that Maynard James Keenan looking mofo playing? We owe him a broken jaw.

Set a screen? Offensive foul of the guy runs you over

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Of course Timmy’s 3 doesn’t count 

Just now, NorthLoop said:

I have it muted. Why isn't that Maynard James Keenan looking mofo playing? We owe him a broken jaw.

His vagina is leaking puss

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More turnovers than points this half right now 

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