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2 minutes ago, Irieguy said:

That really reflects poorly on you. But not at all surprising. 

Yea I don’t pretend to know like 99% of people on here. I know basketball. Don’t give a fuck about math.

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39 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

Hype!

 

Did the ghost of Beano Cook help them with the story?

Most anticipated ever? Dumb.

LeBron was hyped as a once-in-a-lifetime lottery pick as a junior in high school.

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Houston, San Antonio, Charlotte and Portland in Top 4

 

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13 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Yea I don’t pretend to know like 99% of people on here. I know basketball. Don’t give a fuck about math.

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I never thought I would see an adult admit to not understanding basic math. Surly never disappoints. 

1 minute ago, Message Board User said:

This board is going to be insufferable for the next 20 years...

There is no fucking way he will stay healthy and in the league that long.

There is no fucking way he will stay healthy and in the league that long.

7 foot bean poles never get injured bro
2 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Wow, congratulations Spurs fans, you won the lottery for real.

Yep - there's no substitute for winning the lotto in the right years.

Hey, Victor, I have Steve Francis on line 1 and Eli Manning on line 2.  Who would you like to chat with first?  Wait a sec, Kawhi is calling me….

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1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I mean at least don’t make it obvious nba. 

You said upthread you didn't understand the lottery, and now you think it's a conspiracy? Lol

2 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I mean at least don’t make it obvious nba. 

 

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1 minute ago, Dutchrudder said:

You said upthread you didn't understand the lottery, and now you think it's a conspiracy? Lol

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Charlotte probably takes Miller at 2 with Lamelo already on the team. 

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Charlotte probably takes Miller at 2 with Lamelo already on the team. 

Teams often select duplicate players, so it's not a given.

But you're probably right.  Unless the littlest Balls medicals don't look very good right now.  

So, Portland likely takes Scoot and trades Dame Lillard and Anfernee Simmons for pieces + draft picks.  

Because I think Lillard was expected to ask out anyways.

 

May he have the career trajectory of Zion. 
 

fuck the Spurs and fuck Popabitch 

11 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Yep. Hooking up popovich to save his damn ass

Fraud lucked out again 

13 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

May he have the career trajectory of Zion. 
 

fuck the Spurs and fuck Popabitch 

Fraud lucked out again 

Robinson Duncan and victor.   Yea pure coincidence.  This isn’t the nba hooking up their oldest coach is it?  Or the fact that the spurs are the most popular team in France?    Can they fire Bob hill again?

On one hand, fuck San Antonio. What has it been, 9 whole years since you've won a championship? Please, sanctimoniously lecture us about tanking again when it's netted you two of the most NBA-ready generational talents ever.

On the other hand, I don't want to watch that talent fester in fucking Detroit. Give Pop one last project.

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Nobody tanks like the Spurs. Incredible.

As a Blackhawks and Spurs fan, I approve this message!
7 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

On one hand, fuck San Antonio. What has it been, 9 whole years since you've won a championship? Please, sanctimoniously lecture us about tanking again when it's netted you two of the most NBA-ready generational talents ever.

On the other hand, I don't want to watch that talent fester in fucking Detroit. Give Pop one last project.

Solid post.

They screamed about OKC tanking but there's tonight.  However, I'm glad they got the French kid.  Houston and Detroit would just fuck it up.

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5 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Robinson Duncan and victor.   Yea pure coincidence.  This isn’t the nba hooking up their oldest coach is it?  Or the fact that the spurs are the most popular team in France?    Can they fire Bob hill again?

Yeah because the league is just itching to put a generational player into one of its smallest markets. Why would they want to hook up a coach who isn’t going to be coaching too much longer? As a lifetime achievement award for inventing load management? It’s just luck. Dumb fucking amazing awesome luck. 

3 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

On the one hand, fuck San Antonio. What has it been, 9 whole years since you've won a championship? Please, sanctimoniously lecture us about tanking again when it's netted you two of the most NBA-ready generational talents ever.

On the other hand, I don't want to watch that talent fester in fucking Detroit. Give Pop one last project.

Oh, you will get sanctimoniously lectured and like it. 

13 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Robinson Duncan and victor.   Yea pure coincidence.  This isn’t the nba hooking up their oldest coach is it?  Or the fact that the spurs are the most popular team in France?    Can they fire Bob hill again?

The Rockets get a Top 4 pick literally every year but it's rigged for someone else.  M'kay.

 

2 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Yeah because the league is just itching to put a generational player into one of its smallest markets. Why would they want to hook up a coach who isn’t going to be coaching too much longer? As a lifetime achievement award for inventing load management? It’s just luck. Dumb fucking amazing awesome luck. 

Oh, you will get sanctimoniously lectured and like it. 

Yea luck they won three of the four best lotteries ever.   
 

who else on that shit list should it have gone to?   Maybe this will keep the spurs in San Antonio.  
 

pure coincidence.  Jus t like Lebron to cleveland.  Ewing to Knicks and rod thorn getting the #1.  Oh and Jordan getting the #1 also

 

this is the most intriguing story line.  Old man pop to try and win one within the next five years.   

18 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Robinson Duncan and victor.

Time to add some more trophies up there.

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11 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Yeah because the league is just itching to put a generational player into one of its smallest markets. Why would they want to hook up a coach who isn’t going to be coaching too much longer? As a lifetime achievement award for inventing load management? It’s just luck. Dumb fucking amazing awesome luck. 

 

Its just karma and clean livin man

Wait, it’s a conspiracy to help the Spurs? Thanks Adam Silver!

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