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So the fucking clown show that is the wizards just gave the Pacers two second round picks to move up one spot to take a player who would have been available not only at their own pick but probably five more picks down the line. 

1 minute ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

So the fucking clown show that is the wizards just gave the Pacers two second round picks to move up one spot to take a player who would have been available not only at their own pick but probably five more picks down the line. 

Yeah if Indiana wanted that guy they... wouldn't have traded him?

WTF. The wizards are fucking even more inept than before

Surprised Sampson had time to attend the draft in between recruiting violations.

The Harrison twins had solid NBA careers? One of them played 35 games. The other one didn't make it 3 seasons and is playing in Turkey.

The hell is Bilas talking about.

20 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

So the fucking clown show that is the wizards just gave the Pacers two second round picks to move up one spot to take a player who would have been available not only at their own pick but probably five more picks down the line. 

They’re the Oprah of the NBA. You get a second rounder!  You get a second rounder! 
 

Oprah Winfrey Car GIF

6 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Fucking hell okc is getting Cason Wallace. My favorite non Wemby player in this draft. 

Roster gonna be 11 guards and Chet.

6 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Nice HPV jacket

Hell yea

Keep yo dick in your pants and your money in the bank

3 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Jett Howard? Terrible pick. Wtf Orlando. This is why you always fucking suck. 

Yeah that was out of left field. Someone said they need shooting. Then maybe take the best spot-up shooter in the draft?

Jett Howard? Terrible pick. Wtf Orlando. This is why you always fucking suck. 

So are Howard and Black basically the same skill set as last years 2021s pick in Jalen Suggs ?
33 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Wow Anthony black uses hate from the 8th grade as motivation.

What an inspiring story from Anthony black.

It worked for Jordan ...

Was confused why Juwan Howard had his hands in the lap of the Michigan players mom. Didn't realize his son was a lottery pick.

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Does Whitmore have an injury or something? This is one of those things where everybody over thinks it and the next thing you know Tyrese Halliburton is available ten picks later than he should have gone. 

Said it before and I'll say it again: Adam Silver is one creepy, Nosferatu-looking** motherfucker.

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** Even more so than Tony Dungy.

Grady Dick could have been drafted 5 picks higher if he wasn’t wearing this Brian Boitano get up. 

CR aside, congrats to Marjorie Taylor Green getting a son drafted to the NBA is a special night

17 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Jett Howard? Terrible pick. Wtf Orlando. This is why you always fucking suck. 

It's like every year we're here at the draft hearing about all of the good, young players Orlando has.  If their young players were so good, why are they always picking so high?

3 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Looks like Dick is ready to sing some show tunes and bend over.

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Some Reddit musings on his clothing:

 

Fun Fact: That suit is actually illegal in Kansas

He looks like he's getting ready for a Blades of Glory sequel
Grady Dick’s suit straight outta Righteous Gemstones 😑

I dont care if he looks like Liberace. I want that suit.

He looks like a magician.

The shoulder pads really amplify the douche level

I think he skinned a raptor for that suit.
 

 


 

 


 

 

 

New Orleans team needs:

- NDA attorney

- New-age dietician 

- Large bottle of xanax (requested: David Griffin)

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There is injury chatter around Whitmore apparently. That at least makes some sense but if Jett Howard has a better career than him I’ll fist futureman. 

Maybe this dude can buy a shirt now that he got drafted

This dude gonna bang his mom out or what

Feel like KG has a super high delta. I could see him turning into a really nice guard or just flaming out. 

Does Whitmore have an injury or something? This is one of those things where everybody over thinks it and the next thing you know Tyrese Halliburton is available ten picks later than he should have gone. 

He must have been the one who couldn’t do workouts because he was out of shape and was vaping in the locker room afterwards.
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Just now, ztejas said:

Feel like KG has a super high delta. I could see him turning into a really nice guard or just flaming out. 

Chucker. One of my least favorite players in the draft. Not a fan. 

Are the Lakers getting Whitmore?

2 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Chucker. One of my least favorite players in the draft. Not a fan. 

I don't love his game either but the skillset is there. 

2 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Are the Lakers getting Whitmore?

Sure. Why not. 

I love the fact that there is no analysis of the players or who is falling or what teams are doing.

It’s like all orange slices and flowers. I guess this type of coverage appeals to someone? Maybe the 55-70 year old woman demographic (the .0000002% that are watching).

6 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

I love the fact that there is no analysis of the players or who is falling or what teams are doing.

It’s like all orange slices and flowers. I guess this type of coverage appeals to someone? Maybe the 55-70 year old woman demographic (the .0000002% that are watching).

Everyone has "upside" even thought they don't use that term much anymore.

Houston tanked for years and has Jalen Green, Jabari Smith, and a Thompson to show for it.

Orlando always has good, young players yet they're always a high lottery team.

OKC gonna roll out 11 guards and Chet, who weighs as much as some guards.

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