February 24, 20232 yr Author I said shoot UP. We both shot UP. It's like living with a six year old....
February 24, 20232 yr I think it's a male plane. How can you tell? Didn't you notice its little balls?
February 24, 20232 yr Author 16 minutes ago, Teebox said: Do you know what "nada" means? I'd like to continue to work for free, Mr. Flugleman...
February 24, 20232 yr Author BTW, this movie is currently on HBO Max for those interested. One thing I realized watching last night that I don't think I ever noticed before... the writing credits are Steve Martin, Lorne Michaels and Randy Newman. I know he wrote the songs, but it's interesting he got a story credit too.
February 25, 20232 yr El Guapo : Jefe, you do not understand women. You cannot force open the petals of a flower. When the flower is ready, it opens itself up to you. Jefe : So when do you think Carmen will open up her flower to you? El Guapo : Tonight, or I will kill her!
February 25, 20232 yr I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that, once again, you are angry at something else and looking to take it out on me?
February 25, 20232 yr Arizona moon keep shining from the desert sky above you know pretty soon, that big yellow moon will light the way back, to the one you love...
February 26, 20232 yr On 2/24/2023 at 5:54 PM, Teebox said: Do you know what "nada" means? Isn’t that a light chicken gravy...?
February 26, 20232 yr In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be the actual El Guapo!
February 26, 20232 yr Author Also related - one of the things that I (obviously) never picked up on as a kid was the fact that the arms dealers in Mexico were Germans. I’m assuming this was purposeful given Germany’s attempt to create an alliance with Mexico if the U.S. entered WWI.
February 27, 20232 yr It's like beer. Is it fattening? Fatineen? Edited February 27, 20232 yr by Kel Varnsen
February 27, 20232 yr The heavy thump before "Are gringos falling from the sky" is one of my favorite bits of physical comedy.
February 27, 20232 yr and my true actual all-time favorite line Don't MOVE, or i will fill you so full of lead you will have to use your dick for a pencil
February 27, 20232 yr Author [crying] What am I doing in Mexico...???? [crying] I've been shot already...! [crying] I know...!
February 27, 20232 yr Even the name of the town is funny - Santa Poco. Nonsense name translated to “Saint Little”
February 27, 20232 yr Author 1 hour ago, Eskimohorn said: Even the name of the town is funny - Santa Poco. Nonsense name translated to “Saint Little” I mean.. "El Guapo" (The handsome) is freaking hilarious too. "Today he is.... 33 years old!" Edited February 27, 20232 yr by oSuJeff97
February 27, 20232 yr Steve Martin loves doing that- the name of the fancy restaurant in LA story was El Pollo del Mar.
February 27, 20232 yr "... and we pruned..." "pruned..." "... the hedges...." "... the hedges...." "... of many small villages." "... of many small villages. Who in the god damn hell are you??"
February 28, 20232 yr 3 hours ago, Not a cat said: Steve Martin loves doing that- the name of the fancy restaurant in LA story was El Pollo del Mar. nope. L'Idiot
February 28, 20232 yr Mr. Perdue, Maitre D' at L'Idiot: Your usual table, Mr. Christopher? Carlo Christopher: No, I'd like a good one this time. Mr. Perdue, Maitre D' at L'Idiot: I'm sorry, that is impossible. Carlo Christopher: Part of the new cruelty? Mr. Perdue, Maitre D' at L'Idiot: I'm afraid so.
February 28, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, rage-a-holic said: nope. L'Idiot Dammit, you're right. My mistake. The hotel was El Pollo del Mar, not the restaurant.
March 1, 20232 yr On 2/27/2023 at 10:46 AM, AUS-97HORN said: and my true actual all-time favorite line Don't MOVE, or i will fill you so full of lead you will have to use your dick for a pencil What does that mean?
March 1, 20232 yr I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that, once again, you are angry at something else and looking to take it out on me?I say this to my wife all the time. Never fails to fail to put her in a good mood.
March 1, 20232 yr Ned: Excuse me, are you the singing bush? Lucky Day: Let me talk to him.. Excuse us, are you the singing bush?
March 2, 20232 yr On 2/27/2023 at 8:31 AM, Da Fino said: You two! You two! Look up here. Look up here. You TWOOOOOOOO. Lookuphere, lookuphere, lookuphere. Did ya find a pair of cuff links? You WILL die like dogs.
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