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Baylor -4

Two words for you, Coach Terry:

FUCK BAYLOR

(and if you’re inclined, you can use the ESPN app to double dip MBB in Waco and WBB in Norman at 1pm, who are tied for 1st with OU) 

If we don’t win both these games I’m gonna break some rakes and throw them in the woods. 

Fuck Baylor!

So the baseball game, women's basketball game, and men's basketball game are all on at the exact same time? Come on Bellmont, don't do this to me.

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1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

Fuck Baylor!

So the baseball game, women's basketball game, and men's basketball game are all on at the exact same time? Come on Bellmont, don't do this to me.

Yep. Should be able to triple screen all 3 on ESPN app

We shouldn't be getting 4 points against Baylor. Line is probably due to them losing two in a row. 

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49 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I assume softball has a game concurrent as well

4pm

Just poured a bloody mary, let's fucking go. Fuck everything about Waco.

I got +4.5 so fuck these ho’s. 

2 hours ago, hookemATL said:

If we don’t win both these games I’m gonna break some rakes and throw them in the woods. 

I'm going to blame the decision to quit posting the post Beard count in the thread title. 

Don’t have a great feeling about this one but here’s to hoping we play great on the road and sweep the rapists.

Vitale doing color today. 

Can’t wait for the knee deep praise for drew, Keyonte George, and coach K, and lobbying for Terry as our next coach

Which channel are we getting relegated to?  My bar doesn’t have sound.  

Iowa down 9 and fouling with 1 minute left.

Go fuck your moms, Iowa.

8 minutes ago, SDG said:

Which channel are we getting relegated to?  My bar doesn’t have sound.  

Espnews

Just now, Horn80 said:

Espnews

And fuck you very much, Spectrum...

These stupid midwestern fucks are never going to end this game. Fuck. 
I know it’s on ESPN news. I’m at sports clips with the boy and TiVo’d it at home. Fuck them. 

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Good afternoon Disu!

I've come to learn that the last 2-3 minutes of a game can last as long as a half!

Izzo next time I’m in Detroit I’m going to rip off your head and shit in your dead skull for that last fucking TO

What a bizarre first 5 minutes. We’re up though.

Really enjoy missing the first several minutes of our game because it got bumped to ESPN News, which shitty ass Spectrum doesn't have, so I can watch two bubble teams fuck around for an extra 15 god damned minutes...

Even though we have our own network that's owned by...  *checks notes*...  Fucking ESPN...

Just now, TexArcher said:

Really enjoy missing the first several minutes of our game because it got bumped to ESPN News, which shitty ass Spectrum doesn't have, so I can watch two bubble teams fuck around for an extra 15 god damned minutes...

Even though we have our own network that's owned by...  *checks notes*...  Fucking ESPN...

And it didn’t even show up on the espn app until 3 mins into the game

Just now, TexArcher said:

Really enjoy missing the first several minutes of our game because it got bumped to ESPN News, which shitty ass Spectrum doesn't have, so I can watch two bubble teams fuck around for an extra 15 god damned minutes...

Even though we have our own network that's owned by...  *checks notes*...  Fucking ESPN...

I got Spectrum and have it.  Channel 284

This team is dangerous because we are going to have at least two guys who are gonna score at ease any given night. Hard to gameplan for that kind of flexibility.

iowa hits a 3 now down 2

greenpedder fouled at 10.2

wulaw still be fucked

b1g official review on the 3

1 hour ago, TornACL said:

Just poured a bloody mary, let's fucking go. Fuck everything about Waco.

Hmm my daughter's first birthday is tomorrow we are about to party... Maybe I should also partake.

Rockin my new camo longhorn shirt

 

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1 minute ago, Zeus said:

Hmm my daughter's first birthday is tomorrow we are about to party... Maybe I should also partake.

Rockin my new camo longhorn shirt

 

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That’s hideous 

You have got to be shitting me. 

Guess I'll just tune in to the 2nd half.

Edited by ztejas

Fucking shit. Of course. I will never try to be a good dad or husband again if a big 10 hoops game can ruin me. 

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