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Jesus I feel old. Movie came out in February before I graduated high school. Of course I expected college to be just like that. Sort of, kinda, I had a good time. 
 

The Animal House of my generation. 

23 minutes ago, Parliament said:

...you're my boy...

Movie just passed 20.

 

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I suggest you stop being such a fag. You're in the back seat!

I don't know. I don't know if we'll have time.

I thought we were in the trust tree, in the nest. Are we not?

On 3/4/2023 at 5:57 PM, ztejas said:

I don't know. I don't know if we'll have time.

At 25 years old, this was funny. 45- not so much. 

"You motorboatin' son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?"

16 minutes ago, Deej said:

"You motorboatin' son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?"

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Haha...got my movies mixed up. 

Shouldn't have had that edible. 

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True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend.

Damn it, Blue was old. That's what old people do. They die. 

Uh, excuse me, sir.  The seat belt appears to be broken.  What do you suggest I do?

 

 

 

16 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

We're going streaking!

Bring your green hat.

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16 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

We're going streaking!

There's more coming. But, everybody's doing it.

Recent research has shown that empirical evidence for globalization of corporate innovation is very limited and as a corollary the market for technologies is shrinking. As a world leader, it's important for America to provide systematic research grants for our scientists. I believe strongly there will always be a need for us to have a well-articulated innovation policy with emphasis on human resource development. Thank you.

I went to an early screening with little knowledge of what it was. By the wedding singer scene, the crowd was going nuts.

We were out at The Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely.  

(Frank motioning towards Marissa when he talks about only having sex with one woman for the rest of his life absolutely slays me every time)

The picture of Frank at the wedding reception is understated comedy that gets me every time

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18 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

At 25 years old, this was funny. 45- not so much. 

Hits a little too close to home now, doesn't it?

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2 hours ago, dcbc said:

Uh, excuse me, sir.  The seat belt appears to be broken.  What do you suggest I do?

I recommend you stop being a pussy.

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I was in college living in a fraternity house when this was released, one of those perfect time and place movies for me. Still quote it all the time. The Dan Band's version of Turn Around still cracks me up, I can't sing it without throwing in the f-words.

On 3/4/2023 at 5:53 PM, oSuJeff97 said:

I suggest you stop being such a fag. You're in the back seat!

Same guy that made Hamilton put the Capt Hook outfit back on for the drive over to IBM

 

 

 

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2 hours ago, 'stache said:

I was in college living in a fraternity house when this was released, one of those perfect time and place movies for me. Still quote it all the time. The Dan Band's version of Turn Around still cracks me up, I can't sing it without throwing in the f-words.

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3 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

The dart scene is my favorite comedy scene of all time.

LOL.

I made the awesome decision of watching Old School stoned back in the day. I almost passed out in this scene because I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe, lol. 

True love is hard to find...  Sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

11 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

True love is hard to find...  Sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

Haven’t read the thread, have you Jeff?  

Marissa:
That's really, loud.

Frank:
Yeah, thanks. Took the restrictor plate off to give the Red Dragon a little more juice. But it's not exactly street legal, so keep it on the down low.

Just now, Dennis Taylor said:

Marissa:
That's really, loud.

Frank:
Yeah, thanks. Took the restrictor plate off to give the Red Dragon a little more juice. But it's not exactly street legal, so keep it on the down low.

Frank is such a genius comedic character. The duality between him being a frat animal and a buttoned-up, deferential cuck is amazing.

1 hour ago, oSuJeff97 said:

LOL.

I made the awesome decision of watching Old School stoned back in the day. I almost passed out in this scene because I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe, lol. 

David Letterman seemed pretty sincere when he told Will Ferrell that he felt the dart scene in Old School was the funniest movie scene he’d ever seen.  
 

It’s fucking perfect.  Mullet Stifler.  The delayed realization by Ferrell.  The sideswipe hand swat of that kids head.

Saw this in the theater and I am not sure I have ever been in a movie theater where the entire crowd was laughing so hard that we missed a few of the follow up lines after jokes. Particularly the tranq scene.

12 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

David Letterman seemed pretty sincere when he told Will Ferrell that he felt the dart scene in Old School was the funniest movie scene he’d ever seen.  
 

It’s fucking perfect.  Mullet Stifler.  The delayed realization by Ferrell.  The sideswipe hand swat of that kids head.

"Is this bad?  Is this bad?  You're crazy man.  I like you, but you're crazy."

 

Also, Stiffler:  "If any of these little fuckers get out of line, I get to take them down."

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"In this corner, weighing in at 110 pounds and pushing 89 years of age and the recent recipient of a brand new plastic hip, Joseph "Blue" Polaski"

The whole scene with Andy Dick is gold.

 

Okay ladies, palms down . . . .

 

Way to go Marissa!  Way to give it 110%

 

There's this movie I like called Crouching Dragon, Hidden Penis.  I really like it because of all the flying . . . .

 

Oh, somebody just made a BIG mistake!

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My favorite line in the whole movie is when Frank runs into his ex-wife at the grocery store and she says it's been what, a year, and she's been busy. He says he has been busy too. When she asks what he's been doing, his response is "I tried to join a gym." 

Fucking amazing. 

my oldest had just graduated from high school (2017) and he had a couple buddies over one night watching the Astros. When the game ended they were looking for something else to watch and Old School was coming on. I told them it was hilarious, but none of them had seen it....I had a blast watching them watch it for the first time...they were howling . Good times 

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On 3/6/2023 at 5:32 PM, Tylerocks said:

It's so good.  Once it hits your lips.

I think of this way more than a normal person...  just about every first sip of beer/wine

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