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This exactly an LOL thread some may find it humorous but it's a bit of a survey.

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8 hours ago, HOOKEM4 said:

I don't know where this train is heading, but I am in. Buy the ticket, take the ride.

 

I'm guessing Ohio

 

The fuck is this word spaghetti sandwich I tried to read??  

14 hours ago, Bevoette said:

inclusive

shocked matt leblanc GIF

You are complaining about this now?   This belongs in”Wives and the….” thread.  
 

Seriously, you are putting too much into individual words.  Maybe all the forms he had ever filled out had only two boxes, married vs single.  Or maybe he’s just intimating that he was yet just undecided.  Still, that’s a mere ancient fact, and, I assume, you are still married.

7 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Is this the first time you've been mad at him because of something he did before you got married, or knew each other, or before he was born, or because you had a dream about it?  If so, congratulations on being one of the less psycho women on the planet.  To answer your question, though, yes you can dump him in the nuts for it.

Hits close to home as the special lady friend got mad at me for cheating on her in her dream a few nights back. As may be expected, my smile when she told me didn't go over well, "You don't get to be proud of this!"

Other than that, I got nothing.

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Spelling and whatnot

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Technically if you are dating your are single

Does banging count as dating?  If so, my ex dated quite a bit while she was married

53 minutes ago, Pokoloco said:

The fuck is this word spaghetti sandwich I tried to read??  

PLEASE give this to Trixie and let us know her translation and answer!

8 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Hits close to home as the special lady friend got mad at me for cheating on her in her dream a few nights back. As may be expected, my smile when she told me didn't go over well, "You don't get to be proud of this!"

I get this about once every couple of months.  I always ask for a description of the woman, which doesn't go over well.

41 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Hits close to home as the special lady friend got mad at me for cheating on her in her dream a few nights back. As may be expected, my smile when she told me didn't go over well, "You don't get to be proud of this!"

Other than that, I got nothing.

Please tell me it was either her sister or best friend

15 hours ago, Bevoette said:

My husband just informed me that we were dating he would think of himself a single and I'm thinking what the fuck we're a couple or dating were inclusive how is that single well I'm not married to you yet oh yeah well fuck you if I would have known he felt that way back then I probably wouldn't have married his ass I on the other hand if somebody asked me are you single if they're flirting with me I said yes I am seeing someone I have a boyfriend or thinking of getting engaged and that's that but he on the other hand says if somebody asks if he's single technically he is because only other thing other than single is married and I said that's not correct you're dating someone and engaged to someone that's not single am I right or am I wrong so I cannot dump them in the nuts for being wrong

Have you taken your blood pressure recently

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I need to put my fucking phone away when I'm on ambien and Xanax.  I don't remember posting this 🤔 🤣

Fuck that's a lot lmao sorry 😁

On 3/6/2023 at 4:54 PM, Ignatius Reilly said:

Have you taken your blood pressure recently

No but I need to not text or post shit after taking  ambien 

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8 hours ago, Bevoette said:

I need to put my fucking phone away when I'm on ambien and Xanax.  I don't remember posting this 🤔 🤣

Fuck that's a lot lmao sorry 😁

No but I need to not text or post shit after taking  ambien 

Or at least keep doing it through the offseason to keep things lively! My SIL was talking to my wife one night after taking Ambien. She trailed off in the middle of a sentence and my wife could hear her snoring. She woke up the next day with the phone under the bed and no recollection of calling my wife. It can hit some people pretty hard. 

I cant even....   all the responses of the drinking gif's were basically spot on.

 

needed a good laugh this morning. This thread delivered

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4 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I cant even....   all the responses of the drinking gif's were basically spot on.

 

needed a good laugh this morning. This thread delivered

The Lucy one about killed me 

9 hours ago, Bevoette said:

I need to put my fucking phone away when I'm on ambien and Xanax.  

Ambien is a legit trip…

11 hours ago, Bevoette said:

I need to put my fucking phone away when I'm on ambien and Xanax.  I don't remember posting this 🤔 🤣

Fuck that's a lot lmao sorry 😁

No but I need to not text or post shit after taking  ambien 

Did you just wake up when you posted this? How many Ambien did you take?

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The notifications allowed me to see this.  God did I even breathe? Must of been just before I passed out.   Don't post that!! ME 😅 

 

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You shouldn’t drink and post here! Been here and done that!

Hook’em!

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1 hour ago, msucolt45 said:

You shouldn’t drink and post here! Been here and done that!

Hook’em!

I wasn't drinking and many of these guys have known me for years soooo they're use to this 🤣

On 3/8/2023 at 2:22 PM, Bevoette said:

The notifications allowed me to see this.  God did I even breathe? Must of been just before I passed out.   Don't post that!! ME 😅 

 

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En vino veritas....

7 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Don't drug and post. 

I thought it was a requirement. 

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7 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Don't drug and post. 

No fun in that 

3 hours ago, Bevoette said:

I wasn't drinking and many of these guys have known me for years soooo they're use to this 🤣

No they aren't..... 😀

For $99….less than a hundred dollars to be sure….I will tell you the spiritual truth on this.    The spirits also want one dollar denominations.    And a polaroid camera. And a sharpie. 

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