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I wonder who i rage drop 2 weeks into the season that then buttfucks me

Last year it was Matt Chapman

One year it was Brantley with Cleveland

I think I dropped Riley a couple seasons back but somehow was able to pick him back up


I think Mike Trout is my early frontrunner

I wonder who i rage drop 2 weeks into the season that then buttfucks me

Last year it was Matt Chapman

One year it was Brantley with Cleveland

I think I dropped Riley a couple seasons back but somehow was able to pick him back up


I think Mike Trout is my early frontrunner


Yeah, I would drop trout if I were you.

first time having Ohtani....this is jacked up.  So I can't bat him when he pitches.  I mean I still would have drafted him, but seems fucking stupid I can't get batting stats from him when he pitches.  

I know in yahoo they split him and I have him as a pitcher in that league and someone else has him as a batter.  

 

Traded 3 homers and 8rbi by one guy for 1 hr and 1 rbi by the guy i replaced him with since he wasn't getting put in the lineup by Roberts previously

Super.

I will not bitch about Senga's 5.1 IP today, because it looked like he was going to get fucking bombed in the 1st. 

 

And yes the Joey add is dumb, but I have a free spot.

Springs got pulled with a no hitter though 6 and just 81 pitches because Rays. At least he got the QS I guess. 

Springs got pulled with a no hitter though 6 and just 81 pitches because Rays. At least he got the QS I guess. 

He was cruising.

My hitting...yikes.  I don't want to panic too early, but it's time to sacrifice a chicken.

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2 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Holy shit, Joey 3-run yack right after. I dig. 

Enjoy it. Probably the only pitch he’ll connect with all week. 

41 minutes ago, Capn81 said:

Scherzer had a great last inning. Woof

I fucking hate it when your guy cruises for like 5 innings and then melts down.

That's like a plane crashing during landing. If you're going to crash this motherfucker, just go ahead and crash it on take off so we're not all wasting our time here.

I hear you. I also cringe this time of year as it feels like it take 3-4 starts to feel confident in SPs and their pitch counts.

On 4/4/2023 at 10:39 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Up 8-0 Castillo gets pulled at 5.2, goddamnit. 

QS is a terrible stat for fantasy leagues these days. wins is much more fun as it a)doesn't require six full innings, and b)makes relief pitchers more valuable here and there. we gotta get rid of QS next year. 

Disagree. Prefer QS to wins because the pitcher has complete control over it. 

I am going to blow the league out in benched homers. I am at 7 already

I am going to blow the league out in benched homers. I am at 7 already
8 fuck me

Alcantara

Fuck me X whatever I am up to

9ER motherfucker?

Of all the days to bench/drop Heaney... Ouch. 

No shit.

But after that weekend in Chicago, who cares

This pitching staff that auto drafted is f-ing terrible. The White Sox need to fire everyone that has anything to do with pitching on their team.

Theme he comes back around and throws a QS after getting knocked around the first. 

I'd like to trade an OF for someone with SS eligibility. 3B might work also but priority is SS

I'd like to trade an OF for someone with SS eligibility. 3B might work also but priority is SS
Boy do i have a deal for you. Oneill Cruz has SS eligibility sir!
2 hours ago, Scraps said:
4 hours ago, tokamak said:
I'd like to trade an OF for someone with SS eligibility. 3B might work also but priority is SS

Boy do i have a deal for you. Oneill Cruz has SS eligibility sir!

Let's put a pin in that and circle back in August.

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I have a SS named Correa that’s about as useful as Oneil too. 

What you really want to do is trade me Lindor and fill his spot with Correa.

Second time this season I’ve got 2 QS when my Ps faced each other, so that don’t suck. 

The perfect outcome.
On 4/12/2023 at 10:01 AM, tokamak said:

I'd like to trade an OF for someone with SS eligibility. 3B might work also but priority is SS

we've got two good SS's and would be willing to deal for one of your OF. send us a counter if you don't like either of our offers.

1 hour ago, shadow_operative said:

we've got two good SS's and would be willing to deal for one of your OF. send us a counter if you don't like either of our offers.

I’ll look at a counter tomorrow when I’m on a computer

13 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

we've got two good SS's and would be willing to deal for one of your OF. send us a counter if you don't like either of our offers.

sent you a counter and a PM

my OPS for a fantasy team is amazing.  I may drop into the .600s after today lmao 

 

my OPS for a fantasy team is amazing.  I may drop into the .600s after today lmao 
 

Not great

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