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I have no idea how to turn my team around. Just some really low categories, but sacrificing too much to move on from a few guys that probably should be moved on from at this point.

God dammit i am done. Who wants fucking Alcantara?

Someone send me an OFer that I couldn't have picked up on waivers last week

I'd like to trade a bat for a front line starter...

since I'm now down to 3 healthy starters, one of whom is old as shit and injury prone.

On 6/16/2023 at 8:42 PM, Scraps said:

God dammit i am done. Who wants fucking Alcantara?

Someone send me an OFer that I couldn't have picked up on waivers last week

sent you a PM

Holy fuck Alcantara

This dude went from Cy Young to fucking one of the worst pitchers in the league.

This dude and Manoah have to be the biggest pitching disappiontments this season

On 6/19/2023 at 10:57 PM, tokamak said:

I'd like to trade a bat for a front line starter...

since I'm now down to 3 healthy starters, one of whom is old as shit and injury prone.

Just threw out a bunch of offers, hoping to get some action. Willing to trade one of my stud OF for a top SP. Surely someone's gotta be interested.

Damn we got a flurry of trade activity all of a sudden

I probably would have accepted that arozarena deal yesterday if I would have gotten there fast enough. I’m sure you’re happier the way it worked out after last night’s news.

9 minutes ago, castolon said:

I probably would have accepted that arozarena deal yesterday if I would have gotten there fast enough. I’m sure you’re happier the way it worked out after last night’s news. 

Guess you had McClanahan in the deal? 

Also I’ll just say that trading acuña for those guys might make me the victim of the hype machine but fuck it, they’re fun.

2 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Yeah, don't see Seager/Acuna/Goldy/Mookie traded on the same day often. 

add corbin carroll to the list. 

wow. never seen a day like this in all of my fantasy sports life. wild stuff. sucks that we've only got nine teams, but at least everyone is staying active. or in this case, smashing records for players/numbers traded in one day. 

wow. never seen a day like this in all of my fantasy sports life. wild stuff. sucks that we've only got nine teams, but at least everyone is staying active. or in this case, smashing records for players/numbers traded in one day. 

The derka hg lineup is going to be stacked
1 minute ago, castolon said:


The derka hg lineup is going to be stacked

anyone from the h2h league will know that i live for the big trades. here's me right now:

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2 hours ago, castolon said:

I probably would have accepted that arozarena deal yesterday if I would have gotten there fast enough. I’m sure you’re happier the way it worked out after last night’s news.

I think I offered Arozarena to literally every other owner for a SP, hoping to get a taker. I was down to 3 healthy ones, one of whom is Kershaw who is gonna get shut down at some point. That’s what I get for drafting deGrom. 

Yall can thank me for all this lmao


And i didn't even make a trade

weirdest part to me is that there were at least 3 or 4 teams who we offered elly to who just let the offer sit there for days and then expire. luis arraez and hunter brown were often parts of the offer as well. i'll never understand getting an offer for a player like that and just letting it sit. not even a counter offer. just odd to me.

Trade for Merrill Kelly, blood clot. That sums up the season for my team.

I have no idea how the fuck some of y’all are doing like 60% quality starts. I had 4 good to great starter matchups tonight and went 1-for-4. 

Trade for Merrill Kelly, blood clot. That sums up the season for my team.

Well…

Well…

I’ll just join you in the standings down there.

I swear this happens every trade I make. It is partly why I am hesitant to make the in the first damn place.

Nola, Lopez and Montgomery are up for trade. Looking to trade two of the three. In search of power.

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I've been defending them, but I might be changing my mind on QS. In this day and age with arm injuries, guys get yanked at the very first sign of trouble after 5 IP. Sooooooo many 5.1 and 5.2 IP starts. Oh he's at 86 pitches and he just threw 2 balls in a row? Get him out of there!

Wins suck, too. Not sure what the answer is.

like hg has said, wins make relievers a little bit more valuable, so i easily prefer sims to qs.

also, hg and i have a couple trade offers out there collecting dust. hoping to get a response some time soon. 

To me, the fact that relievers get random wins is an argument AGAINST wins. It’s too random. 

Also think it’s dumb that a lot of times a closer will get a BS and a win if his team comes back to win it. Shouldn’t get rewarded for that. 

11 hours ago, tokamak said:

To me, the fact that relievers get random wins is an argument AGAINST wins. It’s too random. 

Also think it’s dumb that a lot of times a closer will get a BS and a win if his team comes back to win it. Shouldn’t get rewarded for that. 

seeing as it's usually the high leverage relievers (set up men and closers) who get the wins i don't see it as being all that random. in the h2h league tonight i got a W from Payamps who pitches a ton of high leverage innings for milwaukee. if he were a sixth inning guy then i probably wouldn't own him, but the fact that he pretty much only appears in late game/close game situations means he's likely to catch some W's here and there, which somewhat makes up for his lack of saves. 

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Waited all season for my chance to drop Sandy Alcantara and it not burn me.

Today is that day

Fuck off asshole

  • 2 weeks later...

Fuck yeah. Horns win, Cowboys win, team tokamak takes the title. All is right with the world (we don’t talk about the AL West here). 

Good season, fun league. I’m gonna remember that wild trade fest we had for a long time.

Yeah did there end up being money involved in this league? Baby needs a new pair of shoes...

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