July 16, 20232 yr On 7/14/2023 at 8:03 AM, Tylerocks said: A sidenote from all this will be the absolute ass kicking that will be handed down to both those schools come November. 22 hours ago, Longhornlove said: Not if we leave holding the hardware. Fuck'em y’all are like little naive children.
July 16, 20232 yr 57 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said: herpaderp emergency looch https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/experts-predict-big-things-for-ut-this-season/108984044/ The Tennessee is the real UT shit is going to deeply piss me off. Oh well, price of doing business in the SEC.
July 16, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said: The Tennessee is the real UT shit is going to deeply piss me off. Oh well, price of doing business in the SEC. Why? It’s meaningless drivel.
July 16, 20232 yr 2 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said: Why? It’s meaningless drivel. You’re not wrong, but an elite Tennessee is annoying AF. They’re a beating.
July 16, 20232 yr Popular Post 20 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said: You’re not wrong, but an elite Tennessee is annoying AF. They’re a beating. They’re not elite. They’ll go backwards this year. Last year was Texas 2018 for them. I was in the southeast for the past two weeks and I had a Texas hat on a couple of times. Each time, a random person felt compelled to come up to me to tell me that Texas isn’t the “real UT”. I simply responded by saying “There’s only one Texas as far as I am concerned. “ Then they’d try to explain that they were Tennessee fans, to which I told them I didn’t realize Tennessee thought of themselves as “UT”. Both guys couldn’t believe it. That shit is going to be fun.
July 16, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said: The Tennessee is the real UT shit is going to deeply piss me off. Oh well, price of doing business in the SEC. the thing is, the ESiPN BOMC calls us UT and calls them Tennessee or 'The Vols' the national media doesn't call them UT only they call themselves UT it's not even a thing they could go full aggy w/ billboards and shit and we'd still be like 'wut?'
July 16, 20232 yr 35 minutes ago, closetojumping said: They’re not elite. They’ll go backwards this year. Last year was Texas 2018 for them. I was in the southeast for the past two weeks and I had a Texas hat on a couple of times. Each time, a random person felt compelled to come up to me to tell me that Texas isn’t the “real UT”. I simply responded by saying “There’s only one Texas as far as I am concerned. “ Then they’d try to explain that they were Tennessee fans, to which I told them I didn’t realize Tennessee thought of themselves as “UT”. Both guys couldn’t believe it. That shit is going to be fun. Confronted at BNA twice last month derpyvol: "you're not the real UT" admiral "no, aggy calls us TU" derpyvol: cognitive dissonance crushes them in their tracks, facial expression frozen give them 2 seconds to reply (they won't/can't, they have no idea what to say) admiral: "look, you're going to have to work it out with them, we're off that day, hopefully we'll get you in '25" give the vol another 2 seconds to reply, then shrug and move on (narrator: they are literally frozen in their tracks from this, they don't move) it's literally the best accidental jedi mind-fuck i've ever seen
July 16, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said: Why? It’s meaningless drivel. Pretty much sums up sec rant in general. No self-respecting Texas fan should ever try to fit in that cesspool of goobers. Edited July 16, 20232 yr by sith_horn
July 17, 20232 yr On 7/13/2023 at 5:33 PM, Gaffords said: When the fuck did Bobby become a longhorns fan. Like 1988 or so. At the very latest. I know some really, really hardcore Longhorns fans. And exactly zero of them are more of a Longhorn fan than Bobby. Zero point zero.
July 17, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, closetojumping said: Then they’d try to explain that they were Tennessee fans, to which I told them I didn’t realize Tennessee thought of themselves as “UT”. Both guys couldn’t believe it. That shit is going to be fun. "And I'd have thought Utah would have a bigger claim than y'all on that abbreviation, anyhow."
July 17, 20232 yr Like 1988 or so. At the very latest. I know some really, really hardcore Longhorns fans. And exactly zero of them are more of a Longhorn fan than Bobby. Zero point zero.You were on his trivia team weren’t you?
July 17, 20232 yr We do have scoreboard on the "real UT", albeit 1/1/69. We mopped the floor of the Cotton Bowl with "real UT" to the tune of 36-13. 😂🤘😂
July 17, 20232 yr The Tennessee is the real UT shit is going to deeply piss me off. Oh well, price of doing business in the SEC. This shit needs settled.
July 17, 20232 yr After pondering this UT thing that the Vols apparently have a serious hard-on about, I imagine my conversation would go one of two ways should one ever confront me about it.. A) Vol Fan: “You’re not the real UT, we are. Stinkpalm: “Does Tennessee have a Technical University?” Vol Fan: “Yeah, Tennessee Tech University. Why?” Stinkpalm: “Oh, do they have a stupid, one-sided quibble with Texas Tech over who gets to be the real TTU, like y’all do with UT?” Or, way more likely…. B) Harrison Ford WHO GIVES A SHIT gif
July 17, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said: Because he's a fucking idiot. Put him on ignore I put your mom on ignore.
July 17, 20232 yr 39 minutes ago, KeysPhoneWallet said: This shit needs settled. Lol no the fuck it doesn't. No one gives a shit.
July 17, 20232 yr On 7/15/2023 at 8:01 AM, LTtxfan said: Here are notable numbers, heights, and weights from the roster: Redshirt sophomore quarterback Quinn Ewers is listed at 195 pounds, down 12 pounds from last season. Redshirt freshman edge J’Mond Tapp is now listed at 266 pounds, up 25 pounds from last season. Sophomore guard DJ Campbell is listed at 343 pounds, up 18 pounds from last season. Redshirt freshman offensive lineman Malik Agbo is listed at at 294 pounds, down 45 pounds from last season. Senior defensive tackle T’Vondre Sweat is listed at 362 pounds, up 16 pounds from last season. Senior defensive lineman Alfred Collins is listed at 317 pounds, up 26 pounds from last season.
July 17, 20232 yr “Real” UT? Whatever that means. But sure, make the argument. I’d be interested in how long you can talk about women’s basketball.
July 17, 20232 yr 5 hours ago, sith_horn said: Pretty much sums up sec rant in general. No self-respecting Texas fan should ever try to fit in that cesspool of goobers. Made the mistake of reading that board a couple of times. Outside of modern NBA fans, I've never seen so much blatant stupidity.
July 17, 20232 yr 28 minutes ago, LateAughtsHorn said: Made the mistake of reading that board a couple of times. Outside of modern NBA fans, I've never seen so much blatant stupidity. once the move is made, drive-by bdf traffic in-season will fall off because they don't really have any place to go note to @immamac you should stand up a site for the bdf like the rant functions for our new friends - dumb down the surl - then make it neutral - and add farming as a sub-forum al4isu gets to be king of the cornfield also, all brethren get TempleTags (TM the Admiral 2023) which are mandatory and can never be removed once id'ed as brethren users get to crowd-source their avatars and taglines, ergo Crockett's tagline might be "Book of Moses Supporter" or "Elk Mountain Monkey Boy"
July 17, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said: once the move is made, drive-by bdf traffic in-season will fall off because they don't really have any place to go note to @immamac you should stand up a site for the bdf like the rant functions for our new friends - dumb down the surl - then make it neutral - and add farming as a sub-forum al4isu gets to be king of the cornfield also, all brethren get TempleTags (TM the Admiral 2023) which are mandatory and can never be removed once id'ed as brethren users get to crowd-source their avatars and taglines, ergo Crockett's tagline might be "Book of Moses Supporter" or "Elk Mountain Monkey Boy" How fucking high are you right now?
July 17, 20232 yr 36 minutes ago, honolulu horn said: How fucking high are you right now? I actually finished off a bowl about 10 minutes before reading that. I assumed that's why I was so confused.
July 17, 20232 yr 2015 poll across the country on Reddit - “who is UT”? Don’t forget to express your condolences to Tennessee fans and send them thoughts and prayers
July 17, 20232 yr 3 hours ago, Dbeasy said: 2015 poll across the country on Reddit - “who is UT”? Don’t forget to express your condolences to Tennessee fans and send them thoughts and prayers So they got five states and the Great Lakes Edited July 17, 20232 yr by closetohumping
July 17, 20232 yr 4 hours ago, Dbeasy said: 2015 poll across the country on Reddit - “who is UT”? Don’t forget to express your condolences to Tennessee fans and send them thoughts and prayers What the fuck with that color orange?
July 17, 20232 yr 26 minutes ago, texasdago said: Just ask them if they're referring to Tulsa or Utah.
July 17, 20232 yr 3 hours ago, closetohumping said: So they got five states and the Great Lakes And all of Canada and Mexico. We're fucked.
July 17, 20232 yr Here we go again in October. The PC tongue-twister re-re-rebranding is back. I really thought "Showdown" was a decent compromise.
July 17, 20232 yr 5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said: Bring “shootout” back you cowards! fascist.
July 17, 20232 yr Popular Post I never understood why anyone gave a shit about calling it a "shootout" when multiple conference mates have gun-related mascots and use finger guns as their hand signal. Then i realized that TTU and OK State are irrelevant and nobody cares what they do and that's probably why.
July 17, 20232 yr Popular Post 15 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said: I never understood why anyone gave a shit about calling it a "shootout" when multiple conference mates have gun-related mascots and use finger guns as their hand signal. Then i realized that TTU and OK State are irrelevant and nobody cares what they do and that's probably why. This is the problem today. Everyone is worried about offending the 1% of the population, instead of saying maybe that 1% are just intolerant dicks.
July 17, 20232 yr 4 hours ago, bejezuz said: Here we go again in October. The PC tongue-twister re-re-rebranding is back. I really thought "Showdown" was a decent compromise. 3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said: Bring “shootout” back you cowards! 3 hours ago, Tex Long said: Oh you game. 3 hours ago, texasdago said: A simple Texas OU game will do At least it’s not something gay like “worlds biggest cocktail party”. Nttawwt. Edited July 17, 20232 yr by Dbeasy
July 17, 20232 yr Does anyone actually use any of these phrases? I've probably typed out RRS for short before, but I've never in my life said the words Red River Rivalry or Showdown or whatever. Well now I have I guess.
July 17, 20232 yr 14 hours ago, USMCHorn said: Lol no the fuck it doesn't. No one gives a shit. Only people who give a shit are losers from Tennessee. Real. Fake. We're the guys with the gun.
July 17, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, bejezuz said: Here we go again in October. The PC tongue-twister re-re-rebranding is back. I really thought "Showdown" was a decent compromise. they better not put a sec logo on there next year for comparison - would like to see logos for: iron bowl egg bowl cocktail party clean, old-fashioned hate clemson/cock
July 17, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Codaxx said: This is the problem today. Everyone is worried about offending the 1% of the population, instead of saying maybe that 1% are just intolerant dicks. So are you the 1% of the population that's offended by the name change?
July 17, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, Michael Knight said: So are you the 1% of the population that's offended by the name change? You got me, that was insightful
July 17, 20232 yr 20 minutes ago, Michael Knight said: So are you the 1% of the population that's offended by the name change? I, for one, am in the vast majority of long-time fans of one of the greatest rivalries in all of CFB--probably the greatest--who are fed up with some corporate marketing department telling some pencil-dick intern who doesn't know sheep shit from wild honey when it comes to real football, because he probably identifies as a girl anyway, that the pure and unadulterated sobriquet of "The OU Game," which stood for, oh, 100 years or so (and is 63-50-5 in favor of UT), is woefully insufficient as a title, and that what we need is a catchy corporate branding moniker that'll help us sell more Lite Beer, or Chevrolet pickups, or cut-rate auto insurance, or some such, totally without regard to the value of history and tradition, and without offending any self-styled protected class in the process, and while you're at it, make it the longest run-on sentence in the history of marketing and promotion, and by the way, we need it tomorrow. That's where I am on this "Red River Whatever-The-fuck" bullshit, and I refuse to compromise.
July 17, 20232 yr Good lord, they can't just call it "the OU game" or "the Texas game" for obvious reasons. The Red River who-gives-a-fuck is a fine compromise, and no one actually says the sponsor's name outside of a broadcast anyway. Also, that's a big account, the "pencil dick intern" is probably a creative director making $500-750,000 a year whose main job is getting all of the corporate big dicks to agree on something, the actual name is entirely secondary to the process.
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