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2023 Spring Practice to Fall Camp Thread - Just hook it to my veins!

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On 7/19/2023 at 6:32 AM, NoName said:

to be fair, i think that Quinn Ewers will be better than a 40 year old Vince Young who last played football 6 full years ago

To be fair, you're wrong.  Gods don't age.

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    Texas is going to field the best team it's had since 2008 in the upcoming season. They will be relevant in the playoff discussion, beat Bama in Tuscaloosa, and win the conference. Take off your protec

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11 minutes ago, runthebone said:

To be fair, you're wrong.  Gods don't age.

But they do get out of shape.

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12 minutes ago, South Austin said:

But they do get out of shape.

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Most OU fans say OU-Texas. 

Is there a more compelling reason to call it Texas-OU?

Weird.

Lane Kiffin is trash talking BlowU.

Fat Fuck Heupel is trash talking Texas.

At the SEC Media Days today, he said there is only one UT and one color of orange or some shit.  

19 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Fat Fuck Heupel is trash talking Texas.

At the SEC Media Days today, he said there is only one UT and one color of orange or some shit.  

Yawn. He’s paid to say that. Whatever.

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2 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Weird.

Lane Kiffin is trash talking BlowU.

Fat Fuck Heupel is trash talking Texas.

At the SEC Media Days today, he said there is only one UT and one color of orange or some shit.  

We need to get Kiffen on the record about the real UT and proper shade of orange.

2 hours ago, Sock Monkey said:

Yawn. He’s paid to say that. Whatever.

Extra sensitive here.  I lived in Knoxville for 20 years 

16 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Weird.

Lane Kiffin is trash talking BlowU.

Fat Fuck Heupel is trash talking Texas.

At the SEC Media Days today, he said there is only one UT and one color of orange or some shit.  

And then he ate the lectern. 

17 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Fat Fuck Heupel is trash talking Texas.

At the SEC Media Days today, he said there is only one UT and one color of orange or some shit.  

To be fair, Tennessee orange does have a slimming effect.

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14 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Extra sensitive here.  I lived in Knoxville for 20 years 

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18 minutes ago, South Austin said:

To be fair, Tennessee orange does have a slimming effect.

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That's not orange, that's piss yellow.

So this SEC "there's only one real UT" garbage is going to become a thing now?

I guess I'll just respond to anyone who says that to me with "well I guess Utah and Tulsa can use it but who gives a shit"

Then when they mention Tennessee I'll respond with "Tennessee? You mean the women's basketball school?"

2 hours ago, BornOrange said:

That's not orange, that's piss baby shit yellow.

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2 hours ago, BornOrange said:

That's not orange, that's piss yellow.

That uniform just screams blatant disregard for your teammates.

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17 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

That uniform just screams blatant disregard for your teammates.

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And Burnt Orange means you are a BMF.

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3 hours ago, South Austin said:

To be fair, Tennessee orange does have a slimming effect.

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Neyor looks heatlhy


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“Nowhere near enough forearm definition.” - aggy, probably
1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Neyor looks heatlhy


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On 7/20/2023 at 11:22 AM, gmr548 said:


Is there a more compelling reason to call it Texas-OU?

I've called it TEXAS - ousux for years.  Still seems correct.

On 7/20/2023 at 9:23 AM, troph said:

Most OU fans say OU-Texas. 

I call it Tex49-0U

8 hours ago, Hermanator said:

So this SEC "there's only one real UT" garbage is going to become a thing now?

I guess I'll just respond to anyone who says that to me with "well I guess Utah and Tulsa can use it but who gives a shit"

Then when they mention Tennessee I'll respond with "Tennessee? You mean the women's basketball school?"

They call it UT because nobody in the state can spell Tennessee correctly

8 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Neyor looks heatlhy


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And Catalon is looking thicc 

 

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38 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Neyor no knee brace, good. Catalon Denny's runs with Gideon, bad. 

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55 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Neyor no knee brace, good. Catalon Denny's runs with Gideon, bad. 

A box safety taking extra box lunches in those team meetings. 

On 7/21/2023 at 9:47 AM, 6th Street said:

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JFC dude go gargle some more Ranch dressing already 

6 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:


Wade Phillips looks good for his age

Pretty sure Boobs Heupel has several cup sizes on Wade Phillips. 

On 7/21/2023 at 11:47 AM, 6th Street said:

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Good for him.  At least he’s not still working for that pawn shop. 
 

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On 7/17/2023 at 11:58 AM, bejezuz said:

Here we go again in October.  The PC tongue-twister re-re-rebranding is back.  I really thought "Showdown" was a decent compromise.  

OU sucks

Texas faces a lot of NFL prospect OTs this year, from Brugler's pre-season rankings

#3 draft eligible OT- JC Latham- Bama

#5 draft eligible OT- Patrick Paul- Houston

#5 draft eligible underclassman OT- Tyler Guyton- OU

#7 draft eligible underclassman OT- Kingsley Suamataia- BYU

#7 senior- Brandon Coleman- TCU

#9 senior- Andrew Coker- TCU

#16 senior- Ian Fitzgerald- BYU

https://theathletic.com/4708641/2023/07/24/nfl-draft-2024-offensive-tackles-scouting/?campaign=5888993&source=dailyemail

He has Christian Jones as the #20 ranked senior

 

1 minute ago, Fud said:

#5 draft eligible underclassman OT- Tyler Guyton- OU

Guyton is thought of that highly? Wasn't he splitting time on a meh offensive line last year by OU standards?

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6 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Guyton is thought of that highly? Wasn't he splitting time on a meh offensive line last year by OU standards?

They had one tackle go late first (Harrison pick #27) and in the third (Morris #92)

The Briles offense doesn't really highlight OL play, imo, but guys will still get drafted based on measurables 

3 hours ago, Fud said:

Texas faces a lot of NFL prospect OTs this year, from Brugler's pre-season rankings

#3 draft eligible OT- JC Latham- Bama

#5 draft eligible OT- Patrick Paul- Houston

#5 draft eligible underclassman OT- Tyler Guyton- OU

#7 draft eligible underclassman OT- Kingsley Suamataia- BYU

#7 senior- Brandon Coleman- TCU

#9 senior- Andrew Coker- TCU

#16 senior- Ian Fitzgerald- BYU

https://theathletic.com/4708641/2023/07/24/nfl-draft-2024-offensive-tackles-scouting/?campaign=5888993&source=dailyemail

He has Christian Jones as the #20 ranked senior

 

I'm unfamiliar with "Brugler" unless he's part of a larger, well-known entity, but his list of tackles is dogshit filler.

-Guyton shouldn't be on any list like this. Pure laziness because he plays for Bedenbaugh and they just put a few guys in the league again.

-JC Latham is ranked the way he is by a collective unthinking media. "Herrrrp, derrrrp, he was highly ranked as a recruit and plays for Alabama!" Dude had a number of mediocre moments last season. He's a RT that they're worried about moving to LT to the point that they're considering starting the 5 star true freshman, Proctor, as the LT from day one. Maybe he's Kelvin Banks redux, but the odds are that he's going to cause problems via growing pains. If Latham doesn't make the move to LT, he's being manufactured as high on NFL boards when he might not actually be in that spot come April.

-Andrew Coker benefitted from having nasty interior OL playing next to him that made him look merely serviceable. Let's see how he performs with new guys inside of him. I won't be surprised if he's UDFA in the spring. Ditto Coleman. These TCU guys are on the list due to intellectual sloth.

16 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I'm unfamiliar with "Brugler" unless he's part of a larger, well-known entity, but his list of tackles is dogshit filler.

-Guyton shouldn't be on any list like this. Pure laziness because he plays for Bedenbaugh and they just put a few guys in the league again.

-JC Latham is ranked the way he is by a collective unthinking media. "Herrrrp, derrrrp, he was highly ranked as a recruit and plays for Alabama!" Dude had a number of mediocre moments last season. He's a RT that they're worried about moving to LT to the point that they're considering starting the 5 star true freshman, Proctor, as the LT from day one. Maybe he's Kelvin Banks redux, but the odds are that he's going to cause problems via growing pains. If Latham doesn't make the move to LT, he's being manufactured as high on NFL boards when he might not actually be in that spot come April.

-Andrew Coker benefitted from having nasty interior OL playing next to him that made him look merely serviceable. Let's see how he performs with new guys inside of him. I won't be surprised if he's UDFA in the spring. Ditto Coleman. These TCU guys are on the list due to intellectual sloth.

You should ask Sorrell about Coker's draft prospects. 

9 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

You should ask Sorrell about Coker's draft prospects. 

Let's check-in on November 12th and see what we think.

44 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I'm unfamiliar with "Brugler" unless he's part of a larger, well-known entity, but his list of tackles is dogshit filler.

-Guyton shouldn't be on any list like this. Pure laziness because he plays for Bedenbaugh and they just put a few guys in the league again.

-JC Latham is ranked the way he is by a collective unthinking media. "Herrrrp, derrrrp, he was highly ranked as a recruit and plays for Alabama!" Dude had a number of mediocre moments last season. He's a RT that they're worried about moving to LT to the point that they're considering starting the 5 star true freshman, Proctor, as the LT from day one. Maybe he's Kelvin Banks redux, but the odds are that he's going to cause problems via growing pains. If Latham doesn't make the move to LT, he's being manufactured as high on NFL boards when he might not actually be in that spot come April.

-Andrew Coker benefitted from having nasty interior OL playing next to him that made him look merely serviceable. Let's see how he performs with new guys inside of him. I won't be surprised if he's UDFA in the spring. Ditto Coleman. These TCU guys are on the list due to intellectual sloth.

He writes for the Athletic. He’s and Daniel Jeremiah are probably the best of the major site/channel draft guys, and Dane is usually ahead of the curve 

32 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

You should ask Sorrell about Coker's draft prospects. 

"What's the story Sorrell?" 😋

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