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2023 Spring Practice to Fall Camp Thread - Just hook it to my veins!

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#3201
On 7/19/2023 at 6:32 AM, NoName said:

to be fair, i think that Quinn Ewers will be better than a 40 year old Vince Young who last played football 6 full years ago

To be fair, you're wrong.  Gods don't age.

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#3206

Weird.

Lane Kiffin is trash talking BlowU.

Fat Fuck Heupel is trash talking Texas.

At the SEC Media Days today, he said there is only one UT and one color of orange or some shit.  

#3208
19 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Fat Fuck Heupel is trash talking Texas.

At the SEC Media Days today, he said there is only one UT and one color of orange or some shit.  

Yawn. He’s paid to say that. Whatever.

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#3209
2 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Weird.

Lane Kiffin is trash talking BlowU.

Fat Fuck Heupel is trash talking Texas.

At the SEC Media Days today, he said there is only one UT and one color of orange or some shit.  

We need to get Kiffen on the record about the real UT and proper shade of orange.

#3212
16 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Weird.

Lane Kiffin is trash talking BlowU.

Fat Fuck Heupel is trash talking Texas.

At the SEC Media Days today, he said there is only one UT and one color of orange or some shit.  

And then he ate the lectern. 

#3213
17 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Fat Fuck Heupel is trash talking Texas.

At the SEC Media Days today, he said there is only one UT and one color of orange or some shit.  

To be fair, Tennessee orange does have a slimming effect.

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#3215
18 minutes ago, South Austin said:

To be fair, Tennessee orange does have a slimming effect.

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That's not orange, that's piss yellow.

#3217

So this SEC "there's only one real UT" garbage is going to become a thing now?

I guess I'll just respond to anyone who says that to me with "well I guess Utah and Tulsa can use it but who gives a shit"

Then when they mention Tennessee I'll respond with "Tennessee? You mean the women's basketball school?"

#3220
17 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

That uniform just screams blatant disregard for your teammates.

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And Burnt Orange means you are a BMF.

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#3226
On 7/20/2023 at 11:22 AM, gmr548 said:


Is there a more compelling reason to call it Texas-OU?

I've called it TEXAS - ousux for years.  Still seems correct.

#3228
8 hours ago, Hermanator said:

So this SEC "there's only one real UT" garbage is going to become a thing now?

I guess I'll just respond to anyone who says that to me with "well I guess Utah and Tulsa can use it but who gives a shit"

Then when they mention Tennessee I'll respond with "Tennessee? You mean the women's basketball school?"

They call it UT because nobody in the state can spell Tennessee correctly

#3234
38 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Neyor no knee brace, good. Catalon Denny's runs with Gideon, bad. 

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#3235
55 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Neyor no knee brace, good. Catalon Denny's runs with Gideon, bad. 

A box safety taking extra box lunches in those team meetings. 

#3240
On 7/21/2023 at 11:47 AM, 6th Street said:

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Good for him.  At least he’s not still working for that pawn shop. 
 

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#3241
On 7/17/2023 at 11:58 AM, bejezuz said:
The 𝑹𝒊𝒗𝒂𝒍𝒓𝒚 continues The Allstate Red River RivalryTexas vs. OU | 10.07.23

Here we go again in October.  The PC tongue-twister re-re-rebranding is back.  I really thought "Showdown" was a decent compromise.  

OU sucks

#3242

Texas faces a lot of NFL prospect OTs this year, from Brugler's pre-season rankings

#3 draft eligible OT- JC Latham- Bama

#5 draft eligible OT- Patrick Paul- Houston

#5 draft eligible underclassman OT- Tyler Guyton- OU

#7 draft eligible underclassman OT- Kingsley Suamataia- BYU

#7 senior- Brandon Coleman- TCU

#9 senior- Andrew Coker- TCU

#16 senior- Ian Fitzgerald- BYU

https://theathletic.com/4708641/2023/07/24/nfl-draft-2024-offensive-tackles-scouting/?campaign=5888993&source=dailyemail

He has Christian Jones as the #20 ranked senior

Bad news for @TexasFootball is they lost two drafted DTs (Moro Ojomo and Keondre Coburn) but good news is they’ll be replacing them with pair of seniors (Alfred Collins and T’Vondre Sweat) with even higher ceilings.#95 Collins (6052v, 307v) is a long (35 1/4 arm) & loose 5-tech…

 

#3243
1 minute ago, Fud said:

#5 draft eligible underclassman OT- Tyler Guyton- OU

Guyton is thought of that highly? Wasn't he splitting time on a meh offensive line last year by OU standards?

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#3244
6 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Guyton is thought of that highly? Wasn't he splitting time on a meh offensive line last year by OU standards?

They had one tackle go late first (Harrison pick #27) and in the third (Morris #92)

The Briles offense doesn't really highlight OL play, imo, but guys will still get drafted based on measurables 

#3246
3 hours ago, Fud said:

Texas faces a lot of NFL prospect OTs this year, from Brugler's pre-season rankings

#3 draft eligible OT- JC Latham- Bama

#5 draft eligible OT- Patrick Paul- Houston

#5 draft eligible underclassman OT- Tyler Guyton- OU

#7 draft eligible underclassman OT- Kingsley Suamataia- BYU

#7 senior- Brandon Coleman- TCU

#9 senior- Andrew Coker- TCU

#16 senior- Ian Fitzgerald- BYU

https://theathletic.com/4708641/2023/07/24/nfl-draft-2024-offensive-tackles-scouting/?campaign=5888993&source=dailyemail

He has Christian Jones as the #20 ranked senior

Bad news for @TexasFootball is they lost two drafted DTs (Moro Ojomo and Keondre Coburn) but good news is they’ll be replacing them with pair of seniors (Alfred Collins and T’Vondre Sweat) with even higher ceilings.#95 Collins (6052v, 307v) is a long (35 1/4 arm) & loose 5-tech…

 

I'm unfamiliar with "Brugler" unless he's part of a larger, well-known entity, but his list of tackles is dogshit filler.

-Guyton shouldn't be on any list like this. Pure laziness because he plays for Bedenbaugh and they just put a few guys in the league again.

-JC Latham is ranked the way he is by a collective unthinking media. "Herrrrp, derrrrp, he was highly ranked as a recruit and plays for Alabama!" Dude had a number of mediocre moments last season. He's a RT that they're worried about moving to LT to the point that they're considering starting the 5 star true freshman, Proctor, as the LT from day one. Maybe he's Kelvin Banks redux, but the odds are that he's going to cause problems via growing pains. If Latham doesn't make the move to LT, he's being manufactured as high on NFL boards when he might not actually be in that spot come April.

-Andrew Coker benefitted from having nasty interior OL playing next to him that made him look merely serviceable. Let's see how he performs with new guys inside of him. I won't be surprised if he's UDFA in the spring. Ditto Coleman. These TCU guys are on the list due to intellectual sloth.

#3247
16 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I'm unfamiliar with "Brugler" unless he's part of a larger, well-known entity, but his list of tackles is dogshit filler.

-Guyton shouldn't be on any list like this. Pure laziness because he plays for Bedenbaugh and they just put a few guys in the league again.

-JC Latham is ranked the way he is by a collective unthinking media. "Herrrrp, derrrrp, he was highly ranked as a recruit and plays for Alabama!" Dude had a number of mediocre moments last season. He's a RT that they're worried about moving to LT to the point that they're considering starting the 5 star true freshman, Proctor, as the LT from day one. Maybe he's Kelvin Banks redux, but the odds are that he's going to cause problems via growing pains. If Latham doesn't make the move to LT, he's being manufactured as high on NFL boards when he might not actually be in that spot come April.

-Andrew Coker benefitted from having nasty interior OL playing next to him that made him look merely serviceable. Let's see how he performs with new guys inside of him. I won't be surprised if he's UDFA in the spring. Ditto Coleman. These TCU guys are on the list due to intellectual sloth.

You should ask Sorrell about Coker's draft prospects. 

#3249
44 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I'm unfamiliar with "Brugler" unless he's part of a larger, well-known entity, but his list of tackles is dogshit filler.

-Guyton shouldn't be on any list like this. Pure laziness because he plays for Bedenbaugh and they just put a few guys in the league again.

-JC Latham is ranked the way he is by a collective unthinking media. "Herrrrp, derrrrp, he was highly ranked as a recruit and plays for Alabama!" Dude had a number of mediocre moments last season. He's a RT that they're worried about moving to LT to the point that they're considering starting the 5 star true freshman, Proctor, as the LT from day one. Maybe he's Kelvin Banks redux, but the odds are that he's going to cause problems via growing pains. If Latham doesn't make the move to LT, he's being manufactured as high on NFL boards when he might not actually be in that spot come April.

-Andrew Coker benefitted from having nasty interior OL playing next to him that made him look merely serviceable. Let's see how he performs with new guys inside of him. I won't be surprised if he's UDFA in the spring. Ditto Coleman. These TCU guys are on the list due to intellectual sloth.

He writes for the Athletic. He’s and Daniel Jeremiah are probably the best of the major site/channel draft guys, and Dane is usually ahead of the curve 

#3250
32 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

You should ask Sorrell about Coker's draft prospects. 

"What's the story Sorrell?" 😋

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