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2023 Spring Practice to Fall Camp Thread - Just hook it to my veins!

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  • closetojumping
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    Texas is going to field the best team it's had since 2008 in the upcoming season. They will be relevant in the playoff discussion, beat Bama in Tuscaloosa, and win the conference. Take off your protec

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    Sir, I have over 10k posts on this site. 

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39 minutes ago, futureman said:

did you tie an onion to your belt, too?

Garlic

3 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Spoiled. Back in my day you were lucky if you had legs and feet.

English born during the thalidomide problem?

2 hours ago, futureman said:

did you tie an onion to your belt, too?

Which was the style at the time 

You should learn to skateboard before picking up a scooter. 

So just learn to skateboard. Don’t pick up a scooter.

2 hours ago, Bevo said:

I am old enough to remember when you had to walk from 6th Street to Campus when you lost your car.

I’m old enough to remember walking back and forth between West Campus and 6th because I did not have a car.  Hell, I rode the un-air conditioned WC to a lot of my classes. I asked my kid about that and she looked at me like riding the bus was something to be embarrassed about.  

23 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

I asked my kid about that and she looked at me like riding the bus was something to be embarrassed about.  

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36 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

I’m old enough to remember walking back and forth between West Campus and 6th because I did not have a car.  Hell, I rode the un-air conditioned WC to a lot of my classes. I asked my kid about that and she looked at me like riding the bus was something to be embarrassed about.  

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10 hours ago, Bevo said:

I am old enough to remember when you had to walk from 6th Street to Campus when you lost your car.

I never lost my car, but I didn't want to lose my parking spot, so I walked both ways.

8 hours ago, CTC2 said:

I’m old enough to remember walking back and forth between West Campus and 6th because I did not have a car.  Hell, I rode the un-air conditioned WC to a lot of my classes. I asked my kid about that and she looked at me like riding the bus was something to be embarrassed about.  

There was some hot trim on the WC shuttle. 

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Adios Machete. For an NAIA transfer, dude kind of crushed it.

 

Thinks he's Dicko 2.0 eh? Kickers can nearly reach real retirement age if they play their cards right, if I had one more year of college I'd take it. Having said that, thanks and hookem Danny [emoji869]

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And thus came to pass the Ides of March minus one: yesterday’s NYT wordle. God help us all.

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7 minutes ago, Bama Llama said:

And thus came to pass the Ides of March minus one: yesterday’s NYT wordle. God help us all.

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This goes here....

 

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10 hours ago, williemackgarza said:

Any news on who stayed in town working out?

Kelee Ringo

2 hours ago, Bama Llama said:

And thus came to pass the Ides of March minus one: yesterday’s NYT wordle. God help us all.

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I am shocked that someone with a Bama education can solve Wordle in 5 tries. 

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Outie is a real word?  And someone decided to open a wordle game with it- and it was a decent choice?

 

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I’m going to assume they used it due to the large presence of vowels.

I tend to used “adieu”…

 

oh, I also learned that “outie” has two spellings/meanings….

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On 3/12/2023 at 8:05 PM, hookem48 said:

“We will win the ballgame,” Johnson said. “And you can put it in three-inch headlines. We will win the ballgame.”

Or, put another way: "It don’t make a shit." — Bill Bradley, Texas captain, when asked if he wanted heads or tails in the coin toss in the 1968 game against Texas A&M.

 

 

25 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

 

More of this pleaseandthankyou

4 hours ago, Bama Llama said:

And thus came to pass the Ides of March minus one: yesterday’s NYT wordle. God help us all.

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Got it in 3 yesterday. Knew Surly would have a post somewhere on it. 

1 hour ago, NTVTXN said:

 

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I’m going to assume they used it due to the large presence of vowels.

I tend to used “adieu”…

 

oh, I also learned that “outie” has two spellings/meanings….

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Audio is the best starting word ever. 

1 hour ago, NTVTXN said:

 

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I’m going to assume they used it due to the large presence of vowels.

I tend to used “adieu”…

 

oh, I also learned that “outie” has two spellings/meanings….

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Audi like 5 G's
Lyrical gangbang but it's just a G thang

 

Audi 5g

  • to leave, to take-off.
    Yo, I'm Audi 5G.

 

3 hours ago, Enchubben said:

Scooters: Taylor Gaspar approved.

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12 hours ago, williemackgarza said:

Any news on who stayed in town working out?

Better be 

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15 hours ago, williemackgarza said:

Any news on who stayed in town working out?

People that want to beat Ohio St

6 hours ago, Enchubben said:

Scooters: Taylor Gaspar approved.

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she almost struck oil

7 hours ago, Enchubben said:

Scooters: Taylor Gaspar approved.

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Ton of orthos and docs making a living at vacation destination spots fixing tourists that wipe out of scooters/mopeds.  Not a bad gig.  Had a neighbor in the Caribbean get his blown out knee worked on while on vacation for this from an American doc.  Endless string of clients, great location, lower cost of living, what's not to love.   

7 hours ago, Josef Pwag said:

I am shocked that someone with a Bama education can solve Wordle in 5 tries. 

Granted, but I spent three years at the Institute on South Main in Houston, which didn't hurt.  Contra: I was admitted to that Institute with a Bama public school ejamacation.

:-B

7 hours ago, NTVTXN said:

 

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I’m going to assume they used it due to the large presence of vowels.

I tend to used “adieu”…

 

oh, I also learned that “outie” has two spellings/meanings….

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17 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

There was some hot trim on the WC shuttle. 

Buddy and I once ate a couple of grams of mushrooms on a Thursday afternoon and rode the WC loop for 3 hours to hand out flyers for our party to said hot trim…

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9 hours ago, Enchubben said:

Scooters: Taylor Gaspar approved.

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I wish there was video of this faceplant.  I bet it was fucking hilarious. 

It’s not like it made her any less attractive…I’ve seen trans guys in boys town more attractive than her 

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10 minutes ago, KennyPowders said:

It’s not like it made her any less attractive…I’ve seen trans guys in boys town more attractive than her 

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7 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Got it in 3 yesterday. Knew Surly would have a post somewhere on it. 

Audio is the best starting word ever. 

 

Adieu

 

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22 minutes ago, KennyPowders said:

It’s not like it made her any less attractive…I’ve fucked trans guys in boys town more attractive than her 

FIFY

32 minutes ago, Deej said:

FIFY

Maybe I have…maybe I haven’t…but you know what you haven’t….Been to the top of the fucking mountain aka baseball mother fucker

42 minutes ago, deech said:

 

Adieu

 

Nah, neither adieu nor audio is the best word. There are way more consonant combinations than vowels, so the faster you can eliminate those, the better--and the consonant d is not that useful on a first guess.

Computers say least, leant, slate, and tales are the best options because you hit a good number of consonant combos and two vowels. Some of the best Wordlers I know always go 4 consonants with words like stern, shalt, slant, or crest.

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1 minute ago, KennyPowders said:

Maybe I have…maybe I haven’t…but you know what you haven’t….Been to the top of the fucking mountain aka baseball mother fucker

I've been on top of your mom, and she is quite the mountain. 

6 minutes ago, Deej said:

I've been on top of your mom, and she is quite the mountain. 

I had two fucking dads hombre, so that makes you a gay cocksucker. Don’t worry, you can get plenty of business down here in Mexico. 

3 minutes ago, KennyPowders said:

I had two fucking dads hombre

So you're too stupid to realize a woman actually gave birth to you. 

11 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Nah, neither adieu nor audio is the best word. There are way more consonant combinations than vowels, so the faster you can eliminate those, the better--and the consonant d is not that useful on a first guess.

Computers say least, leant, slate, and tales are the best options because you hit a good number of consonant combos and two vowels. Some of the best Wordlers I know always go 4 consonants with words like stern, shalt, slant, or crest.

pious and earth are my go-to’s but I change it up a lot.  Someday I’ll get it in one. 😀

52 minutes ago, deech said:

 

Adieu

 

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2 minutes ago, Deej said:

So you're too stupid to realize a woman actually gave birth to you. 

I’m Kenny fucking powers, I don’t abide by your rules. Bow down to my greatness.

15 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Nah, neither adieu nor audio is the best word. There are way more consonant combinations than vowels, so the faster you can eliminate those, the better--and the consonant d is not that useful on a first guess.

Computers say least, leant, slate, and tales are the best options because you hit a good number of consonant combos and two vowels. Some of the best Wordlers I know always go 4 consonants with words like stern, shalt, slant, or crest.

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9 minutes ago, KennyPowders said:

I’m Kenny fucking powers, I don’t abide by your rules. Bow down to my greatness.

It’s not that a Kenny Powers schtick gets old really quickly, and, well, I mean it does, but It’s that a Kenny Powers schtick about a decade after the show went off the air is bizarre, and menial as well. 

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