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#401
16 hours ago, thunderlounge said:


I never said I agree with their statement. Simply explaining to those who couldn’t comprehend it.

The rest of what you said is also what I said. 

Yeah I know.  That wasn't directed at you, just at the article.

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#402
On 5/26/2024 at 1:23 PM, closetohumping said:

Ain’t nobody catching this guy

 

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I hope he has anvil hands

#403

Getting a little too real now…

At SEC spring meetings in Sandestin & they might be rivals but I ran into new member ADs ⁦@soonerad⁩ Joe Castiglione & ⁦Chris @_delconte⁩ this morning out for a walk. OU & Texas officially join SEC on July 1 #ItJustMeansMore

 

#404
14 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Getting a little too real now…

At SEC spring meetings in Sandestin & they might be rivals but I ran into new member ADs ⁦@soonerad⁩ Joe Castiglione & ⁦Chris @_delconte⁩ this morning out for a walk. OU & Texas officially join SEC on July 1 #ItJustMeansMore

 

Fuck OU always and forever, but I gotta say I'm glad we are making this move together.

Damn, I need another shower.

#405
53 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Getting a little too real now…

At SEC spring meetings in Sandestin & they might be rivals but I ran into new member ADs ⁦@soonerad⁩ Joe Castiglione & ⁦Chris @_delconte⁩ this morning out for a walk. OU & Texas officially join SEC on July 1 #ItJustMeansMore

 

Did he intentionally take that picture where every schools flag is fully visible except for aggy who is being covered up by Texas? If so that is a masterful troll job.

#406
12 hours ago, Pancho said:

Getting a little too real now…

At SEC spring meetings in Sandestin & they might be rivals but I ran into new member ADs ⁦@soonerad⁩ Joe Castiglione & ⁦Chris @_delconte⁩ this morning out for a walk. OU & Texas officially join SEC on July 1 #ItJustMeansMore

 

The color for the Texas flag, even though it's darker than the rockietops' creamsicle-orange, is once again not burnt-orange

It just means LESS when they don't respect you enough to get your damn school colors correct.  FFS

#407
10 hours ago, BachelorTrek said:

The color for the Texas flag, even though it's darker than the rockietops' creamsicle-orange, is once again not burnt-orange

It just means LESS when they don't respect you enough to get your damn school colors correct.  FFS

Aggie was in charge of ordering the flags.

#408
10 hours ago, BachelorTrek said:

The color for the Texas flag, even though it's darker than the rockietops' creamsicle-orange, is once again not burnt-orange

It just means LESS when they don't respect you enough to get your damn school colors correct.  FFS

Now you're getting the SECSEC vibe.

 

#409

Guess this is the appropriate thread for this:

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The University of Texas at Austin and Texas Athletics are thrilled to announce an epic all-day celebration commemorating the Longhorns’ inaugural day in the Southeastern Conference. The SEC Celebration will take place Sunday, June 30, from 1 to 10 p.m. across campus, with featured activities on the Main Mall in front of the iconic UT Tower. Admission is free, and all of Longhorn Nation and the Central Texas community are invited to join in the festivities.

Among the day’s highlights will be the official SEC Ceremony at the Tower Stage at 8:30 p.m., featuring SEC Commissioner Greg Sankey, Chairman of the University of Texas System Board of Regents Kevin Eltife, President Jay Hartzell, and Vice President and Lois and Richard Folger Athletics Director Chris Del Conte. This ceremony will mark a historic moment as the Longhorns are officially welcomed into the SEC and will be followed by a spectacular fireworks show from the UT Tower.

“UT’s move to the Southeastern Conference is an extraordinary moment for Texas Athletics, Longhorn Nation and our entire University. It is only fitting that we celebrate this occasion with a Texas-sized party on the Forty Acres, open to all,” Hartzell said. “We are excited to bring our passion, history and commitment to excellence to our new conference, and this event will be a chance to highlight the University’s winning tradition and all it means to be a Longhorn.”

Located in the heart of the “Live Music Capital of the World,” the SEC Celebration will feature star-studded concerts on the Tower Stage, including a headlining performance at 9 p.m. by a to-be-announced global superstar. Live music will kick off at 5:30 p.m.

Beginning at 2 p.m., fans can get their horns up with interactive games and activities for the entire family, including signature activations from Texas Football game days such as a Ferris wheel, giant fun slide, Longhorns inflatable games and more. In addition, this will be the first opportunity to purchase exclusive Texas x SEC co-branded merchandise.

“This is a day we have been building towards for years,” Del Conte said. “We can’t wait to see the Burnt Orange and White come out for a jam-packed day of activities celebrating all of our traditions and create new memories as we join the SEC.” Capture memories with beloved Texas Traditions including Bevo XV, Smokey the Cannon, Big Bertha, the Longhorn Band, Texas Cheer, Texas Pom and Hook ’Em. Fans will also be able to learn more about new conference peers at the SEC Village and interact with some of the University’s treasured artifacts at Championship Corner.

In addition to activities at the UT Tower, Main Mall and 21st Street, fans can experience the Forty Acres with free activities presented by University museums and centers — including the LBJ Presidential Library, Texas Science & Natural History Museum and Blanton Museum of Art — from 1 to 5 p.m.

The SEC Network will be broadcasting live from the Main Mall from 5 to 9 p.m., offering a one-of-a-kind SEC experience created for this event, with photo ops commemorating some of the network’s best programming.

Attendees can enjoy unique food options from Austin’s finest food trucks. Fans ages 21 and up can quench their thirst at the Still Austin Music Lounge located on the Tower Plaza or at Big Beertha, which will be serving up 10-plus beers on tap on 21st Street.

Parking for the event will be free in designated University of Texas parking garages and surface lots beginning at 11 a.m.

Fans are encouraged to arrive early, wear their burnt orange proudly, and celebrate a historic day that no Longhorn will want to miss.

For more information and updates on the SEC Celebration, including artist announcements, follow UT and @TexasLonghorns on X, Instagram and Facebook or visit TexasSports.com/SEC.

 

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#411
Will they be passing out free SEC car stickers?
For the aggy game students should wear burnt orange shirts with a giant SEC logo.
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Located in the heart of the “Live Music Capital of the World,” the SEC Celebration will feature star-studded concerts on the Tower Stage, including a headlining performance at 9 p.m. by a to-be-announced global superstar. Live music will kick off at 5:30 p.m.

A to-be-announced global superstar?  

 

#415
5 hours ago, gatormarc said:

Aggie was in charge of ordering the flags.

And installing them. Aggie flag is on its way to collapsing so it does make sense. 

#416
16 minutes ago, T-shirt Sip said:

And installing them. Aggie flag is on its way to collapsing so it does make sense. 

oof

#417
3 hours ago, LonghornSean said:

The University of Texas at Austin and Texas Athletics are thrilled to announce an epic all-day celebration commemorating the Longhorns’ inaugural day in the Southeastern Conference. The SEC Celebration will take place Sunday, June 30, from 1 to 10 p.m. across campus, with featured activities on the Main Mall in front of the iconic UT Tower. Admission is free, and all of Longhorn Nation and the Central Texas community are invited to join in the festivities.

How long does it take for the first “SECx3” chant to break out? Over/Under 2 hours seem reasonable?

#423
13 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

The Red River Rivalry is an SEC game now, and Texas AD @_delconte is comin' in hot!

 

 

He’s right. Fuck the Iron Bowl and whatever they call Florida/Georgia. They don’t come close.

#424

I like the brief hand stroke gesture CDC made near the end at 53-54 seconds.
Good assessment of Feinbaum.

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#426
17 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Who gives a fuck about the cocktail party 

I've been to it.  Hell, I was on the sideline for the second half.  It pales in comparison to TX/OU.  They split the crowd at the end zones instead of the 50 and the stadium is an NFL retread.  It's lame in comparison. 

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#428
3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

The Red River Rivalry is an SEC game now, and Texas AD @_delconte is comin' in hot!

 

 

Del Conte sounded like he was about four old fashions in for this interview. 

#429
36 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

Del Conte sounded like he was about four old fashions in for this interview. 

I was wondering if was the only one that detected some inebriation. Get it CDC

#430
13 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I was wondering if was the only one that detected some inebriation. Get it CDC

AD of the year. He deserves to celebrate.

#431

aggy wishes that they have an annual game like the Red River Rivalry! All the marbles on the table in MFng October.

Best rivalry ever! 50/50 split and rotate home teams, not even counting the State Fair going on. CDC - here’s an Old Fashioned for you my friend.

Hook’em!!!

#432
1 hour ago, msucolt45 said:

aggy wishes that they have an annual game like the Red River Rivalry! All the marbles on the table in MFng October.

Best rivalry ever! 50/50 split and rotate home teams, not even counting the State Fair going on. CDC - here’s an Old Fashioned for you my friend.

Hook’em!!!

Aggy wishes they had a rivalry. They're not our rivals. They're pathetic worms. 

#433
17 hours ago, Vertuzzi said:

Del Conte sounded like he was about four old fashions in for this interview. 

He always sounds like that.  Maybe he is always drunk idk.  Whatever it is, keep it up Chris.

#435
SEC teams qualifying for @CFBPlayoff will receive:$3 million for 1st round game$3.5 million for quarterfinals$3.75 million for semifinals$4 million for title gameThis is in addition to travel allowances given to SEC teams from SEC

 

#437
On 5/29/2024 at 5:01 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

The Red River Rivalry is an SEC game now, and Texas AD @_delconte is comin' in hot!

 

 

 

CDC sounds like he was at a cocktail party there......

matthew mcconaughey cheers GIF by REBEKAH

 

 

edit:

Others have made similar jokes above that I did not read before posting this. However I incorporated our minister of culture in a meme gif as well as roping in his comments about 'the cocktail party'.

If others will allow, I'd like my post to stand.

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#438
6 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

 

CDC sounds like he was at a cocktail party there......

matthew mcconaughey cheers GIF by REBEKAH

 

 

edit:

Others have made similar jokes above that I did not read before posting this. However I incorporated our minister of culture in a meme gif as well as roping in his comments about 'the cocktail party'.

If others will allow, I'd like my post to stand.

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#439
22 hours ago, Vertuzzi said:

Del Conte sounded like he was about four old fashions in for this interview. 

 

21 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I was wondering if was the only one that detected some inebriation. Get it CDC

I watched that live. He was late to show up on the program and after the first couple of things he said I knew why he was late. He definitely had a good buzz going. I also had the impression he knew it and didn’t give a fuck. My kinda AD!

#442
REPORT: Netflix is close to a deal with the SEC on a 'Drive to Survive' style college football series, per @TheAthletic🔥https://t.co/vvAffTuXlB

 

#443
1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:
REPORT: Netflix is close to a deal with the SEC on a 'Drive to Survive' style college football series, per @TheAthletic🔥https://t.co/vvAffTuXlB

 

Jesus. Give me a break. 

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#445
4 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

In olden daze, 0U game was 11 or 2 depending on World Series game.

How olden you going??

I've attended some 2:30pm blOU games, and I'm not a youngster...

#446
Just now, LTtxfan said:

How olden you going??

I've attended some 2:30pm blOU games, and I'm not a youngster...

 61-65

#447
1 minute ago, Tex Long said:

 61-65

 I think 0U was our only day game in Sep-Oct. Mighta been one late Oct.

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#448
3 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

 61-65

I remember watching baseball playoffs or WS game right before walking into a 2:30pm blOU game while I was in college at UT.

Big party Friday Night... Crazy party Saturday night.  Had to meet girlfriend's parents on Sunday and I was fuckin' hungover.

Didn't give a shit... she complained on drive back all the way to Atx.  So I ended up dating another hot gal a couple weeks later.  😂😂😂

#450
3 hours ago, Tex48 said:

https://www.kxan.com/news/texas/texas-sized-celebration-set-for-longhorns-official-move-to-sec/
I wonder who they are going to get for live music for the event. The to be announced “Global Superstar” has me intrigued and I’m considering flying down from Midland for it (it’s $54 each way lol)

Probably Travis Scott or something 

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