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On 11/26/2025 at 4:55 PM, chainsaw said:

 

If aggy beats us, that would go a long way towards keeping Georgia out of the SEC title game (Bama would have the head to head and the higher cumulative opponent winning percentage), so bitchtit Kirby Smart probably will be rooting for us on Friday.

 

Maybe he can help us by telling Sark all he learned from playing aggy earlier this year. Or was it last year? . . . I forget.

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On 11/26/2025 at 4:55 PM, chainsaw said:

If we beat aggy they would need both Auburn (26.5% ESPN Analytics chance to win) and Mississippi State (21.6% ESPN Analytics chance to win) to upset Bama and Ole Miss, otherwise they will have been knocked out of the SEC championship. That comes out to an over 94% chance of being kept out of the SEC title game if aggy loses to us on Friday.

Interesting to me, if aggy beats us, that would go a long way towards keeping Georgia out of the SEC title game (Bama would have the head to head and the higher cumulative opponent winning percentage), so bitchtit Kirby Smart probably will be rooting for us on Friday.

This is how it works out, check my math.

Week of Nov 26, teams at the top of the SEC standings:

aggy (7-0) to play TEX (Nov 28)

Georgia (7-1 [Bama]) done with Conference Play

Ole Miss (6-1 [Georgia]) to play MISS ST (Nov 28)

Alabama (6-1 [Oklahoma]) to play AUB (Nov 29)

If Texas Wins:

aggy 7-1

Georgia 7-1

Ole Miss 7-1 or 6-2

Alabama 7-1 or 6-2

That is four two different outcomes:

  1. Only aggy and Georgia are 7-1 at the end of the weeek
    • Both will advance to SEC championship game
  2. If all four teams are 7-1
    • Alabama and Georgia would play for SEC championship
    • No complete round-robin
    • No team has beaten all three of the other 7-1 teams
    • No team has lost to all three of the other 7-1 teams
    • There are no Common Conference Opponents among the four 7-1 teams
    • The cumulative conference winning percentage method yields a clear first place team (Alabama)
      • Texas A&M opponents' conference winning percentage: 28.125% to 29.69%
        • Auburn (1-7 [lost to Bama because we are assuming Bama is 7-1])
        • Miss St (1-7 [lost to Ole Miss because we are assuming Ole Miss is 7-1])
        • Florida (2-6)
        • Arkansas (1-7 or 0-8 [Mizzou])
        • LSU (4-4 or 3-5 [Oklahoma])
        • Mizzou (4-4 or 3-5 [Arkansas])
        • SCar (1-7)
        • Texas (6-2)
      • Georgia opponents' conference winning percentage: 46.875% to 48.44%
        • Tenn (5-3 or 4-4 [Vandy])
        • Alabama (7-1)
        • Kentucky (2-6)
        • Auburn (1-7)
        • Ole Miss (7-1)
        • Florida (2-6)
        • Miss St (1-7)
        • Texas (6-2)
      • Ole Miss opponents' conference winning percentage: 35.94% to 37.5%
        • Kentucky (2-6)
        • Arkansas (1-7 or 0-8 [Mizzou])
        • LSU (4-4 or 3-5 [Oklahoma])
        • Georgia (7-1)
        • Oklahoma (6-2 or 5-3 [LSU])
        • SCar (1-7)
        • Florida (2-6)
        • Miss St (1-7)
      • Alabama opponents' conference winning percentage: 50% to 51.56%
        • Georgia (7-1)
        • Vandy (6-2 or 5-3 [Tenn])
        • Mizzou (4-4 or 3-5 [Arkansas])
        • Tenn (5-3 or 4-4 [Vandy])
        • SCar (1-7)
        • LSU (4-4 or 3-5 [Oklahoma])
        • Oklahoma (6-2 or 5-3 [LSU])
        • Auburn (1-7)
      • Alabama's opponent would be determined by the procedure for resolving 3+ team ties for second place (Georgia, Ole Miss, Texas A&M) which would come down to cumulative conference winning percentage of all conference opponents (Georgia advances)
        • No complete round robin among those three teams
        • No team has beaten, nor lost to, both of the other two
        • Georgia, Ole Miss, and Texas A&M have the same record (2-0) against Common Conference Opponents (Miss St, Florida)
        • The cumulative conference winning percentage method yields a clear second place team (Georgia)
  3. Only Ole Miss loses this weekend
    • Alabama and Georgia would play for SEC championship
    • No complete round-robin
    • No team has beaten both of the other 7-1 teams
    • No team has lost to both of the other 7-1 teams
    • There are no common conference opponents amount the three 7-1 teams
    • The cumulative conference winning percentage method yields a clear first place team (Alabama)
      • Alabama percentage unaffected by Ole Miss loss,
      • Georgia percentage unaffected by Ole Miss loss because Miss St win offsets the effect,
      • Texas A&M percentage too low even after adjusting upward for Miss St win
    • Alabama's opponent would be determined by the procedure for resolving a two-team tie for second place (Texas A&M and Georgia)
      • No h2h
      • Common Opponents (Auburn [Even 2-0], Miss St [Even 2-0], Florida [Even 2-0], Texas [Adv Georgia, 1-1])
      • Georgia advances
  4. Only Alabama loses this weekend
    • Georgia and Ole Miss would play for the SEC Championship
    • No complete round-robin among Georgia, Texas A&M, and Ole Miss
    • No team has beaten both of the other 7-1 teams
    • No team has lost to both of the other 7-1 teams
    • LSU is the only common opponent, who all three teams beat
    • The cumulative conference winning percentage method yields a clear first place team (Georgia)
    • Georgia's opponent would be determined by the procedure for resolving a two-team tie for second place (Texas A&M and Ole Miss)
      • No h2h
      • Same records versus Common Opponents (Miss St [2-0], Fla [2-0], Ark [2-0], LSU [2-0], SCar [2-0])
      • The cumulative conference winning percentage method yields a clear second place team (Ole Miss)
        • Texas A&M opponents' conference winning percentage: 31.25% to 32.81%
          • Auburn (2-6)
          • Miss St (1-7)
          • Florida (2-6)
          • Arkansas (1-7 or 0-8 [Mizzou])
          • LSU (4-4 or 3-5 [Oklahoma])
          • Mizzou (4-4 or 3-5 [Arkansas])
          • SCar (1-7)
          • Texas (6-2)
        • Ole Miss opponents' conference winning percentage: 35.94% to 37.5%
          • Kentucky (2-6)
          • Arkansas (1-7 or 0-8 [Mizzou])
          • LSU (4-4 or 3-5 [Oklahoma])
          • Georgia (7-1)
          • Oklahoma (6-2 or 5-3 [LSU])
          • SCar (1-7)
          • Florida (2-6)
          • Miss St (1-7)

Updating this.

Texas A&M and Alabama need to win today if they want to make the SEC championship game.

If Texas A&M wins, then they will play Alabama or, if Alabama loses to Auburn, Georgia.

If Alabama wins, then they will play Texas A&M or, if Texas A&M loses to Texas, Georgia.

If Texas A&M loses, then Georgia is in. Georgia would play Alabama or, if Alabama loses to Auburn, Ole Miss.

Edited by chainsaw

1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

Updating this.

Texas A&M and Alabama need to win today if they want to make the SEC championship game.

If Texas A&M wins, then they will play Alabama or, if Alabama loses to Auburn, Georgia.

If Alabama wins, then they will play Texas A&M or, if Texas A&M loses to Texas, Georgia.

If Texas A&M loses, then Georgia is in. Georgia would play Alabama or, if Alabama loses to Auburn, Ole Miss.

Why would the officials stack the deck for aggy with the true bluebloods in the mix for the SEC Championship?

4 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Why would the officials stack the deck for aggy with the true bluebloods in the mix for the SEC Championship?

Attempt at the number 1 overall seed and also two teams in top 4. 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Attempt at the number 1 overall seed and also two teams in top 4. 

At least one of those teams would drop out after losing the CCG.

1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

Updating this.

Texas A&M and Alabama need to win today if they want to make the SEC championship game.

If Texas A&M wins, then they will play Alabama or, if Alabama loses to Auburn, Georgia.

If Alabama wins, then they will play Texas A&M or, if Texas A&M loses to Texas, Georgia.

If Texas A&M loses, then Georgia is in. Georgia would play Alabama or, if Alabama loses to Auburn, Ole Miss.

My head hurts!!!! Make it stop!!!!😫

3 hours ago, chainsaw said:

Updating this.

Texas A&M and Alabama need to win today if they want to make the SEC championship game.

If Texas A&M wins, then they will play Alabama or, if Alabama loses to Auburn, Georgia.

If Alabama wins, then they will play Texas A&M or, if Texas A&M loses to Texas, Georgia.

If Texas A&M loses, then Georgia is in. Georgia would play Alabama or, if Alabama loses to Auburn, Ole Miss.

Or you could just go here

https://bball.notnothing.net/sec.php?sport=fb

Somebody's missing in today's update

 

4 hours ago, RPM said:

 

One of their better ones this season, IMO.

Improving UT's playoff chances made me laugh. In the loss column, make the FLORIDA font smaller!

5 hours ago, locodos said:

Lol   R Kansas Jay-hogs

 

Funny, yes. But Misery wouldn’t say “Ar-Kansas”, only fuckers from Kansas say that. Which means ol Darth Truman there would never say that, as they hate anything Kansas.

Now, lobbed as an insult to equate piggy to the same level of football existence as KU, might be different.

Still funny though. 

I don’t get how they expect to get back a shit ton more than they paid him. Seems……. odd

15 minutes ago, BERT said:

I don’t get how they expect to get back a shit ton more than they paid him. Seems……. odd

It's the amount left on his contract. I.E. the remaining amount of "work" he breached, so seems reasonable enough.

Edited by JBJ

29 minutes ago, JBJ said:

It's the amount left on his contract. I.E. the remaining amount of "work" he breached, so seems reasonable enough.

Yeah but he hasn’t been paid for it all so I don’t get why he would have to pay something back he never received. Maybe I’m just looking at this the wrong way

It covers all the potential unknown costs Georgia incurs if he breaks the contract. 

Georgia maybe could have merchandising, social media requirements, public appearances, set up.  They spent some time, money, and effort to put these thing together.  He didn't do any of it and the merchandise is on a boat to west Africa.

Liquidates damages are agreed upon up front to cover all these unknown costs.

Edited by JBJ

I hate absofuckinglutely detest Chris Duh-ring on SEC Network. How in the hell is he on tv. 
he’s riding the ou dick all the way to the natty in his cfp predictions. 
Roll Tide and expose those fraudulent fucks from Norman. 

Not shocking at all. They already have a P4 every year on their schedule.

 

On 12/8/2025 at 8:51 AM, RPM said:

 

It was really good this week.  I don’t know how they get these together so quickly. 
 

Except for that shiny double-walled diesel tank by the rail car.  They should have avoided that being in the background of the shot. 

Edited by Vanilla Strange Gato

10 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Not shocking at all. They already have a P4 every year on their schedule.

 

Ugh, so Bamas probably gonna cancel the OKST series huh. Was really looking forward to it (assuming Coach Morris gets us back on track).

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Edited by 'stache

Bama is less likely to do that, IMO. I could see them and Ohio State mutually agreeing to cancel their home and home. 

On 12/8/2025 at 9:13 AM, texastroubadour said:

I hate absofuckinglutely detest Chris Duh-ring on SEC Network. How in the hell is he on tv. 
he’s riding the ou dick all the way to the natty in his cfp predictions. 
Roll Tide and expose those fraudulent fucks from Norman. 

He's still bitter his Heisman prediction for Mateer didn't pan out.

 

37 minutes ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

It was really good this week.  I don’t know how they get these together so quickly. 
 

Except for that shiny double-walled diesel tank by the rail car.  They should have avoided that being in the background of the shot. 

Nerd.

On 12/8/2025 at 9:13 AM, texastroubadour said:

I hate absofuckinglutely detest Chris Duh-ring on SEC Network. How in the hell is he on tv. 
he’s riding the ou dick all the way to the natty in his cfp predictions. 
Roll Tide and expose those fraudulent fucks from Norman. 

Proves the point you can have a bunch dead brain cells in your head and work at ESPN.

Of course we know this because the Longhorn Network via ESPN employed Lowell Galindo.   

Looks like we’ll be seeing an old adversary on the sidelines in Knoxville next year

 

On 12/5/2025 at 6:32 PM, JBJ said:

It's the amount left on his contract. I.E. the remaining amount of "work" he breached, so seems reasonable enough.

Yeah, but that wouldn't be the standard for damages in a more normal contract scenario.

They lost his services, but they also no longer needed to pay him.  The legit measure of damages would be the "cost to cover," the cost to replace him.  Of course, their ability to replace him is circumscribed by the spring portal window.  But if they had to pay more for a replacement, that would be the normal measure of damages.

I think what you'd have to do to make that enforceable is some somewhat arbitrary $5-10k/month of contract to cover the fact that a) he may be irreplaceable, both from a talent and an "at all" standpoint and b) that any replacement obtained in the portal is likely to command a premium of that 5-10k.

20 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said:

Its literally on this page you dolt.  7 hours ago.

i have self-reported and requested deletion for redundancy

10 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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They will be suspended for the first round playoff games.

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

curious if UT was considered here ....

Agreed

Is Nike already partnering with Oregon athletes at a similar level? I don't follow NIL deals all that closely.

LSU and Nike extended their long-term partnership through 2036, adding a major new NIL initiative called Nike Blue Ribbon Elite, which directly involves LSU athletes (from various sports, not just football/bball) in brand campaigns, product design, and storytelling, creating significant Name, Image, and Likeness opportunities and solidifying LSU's standing as a top-tier athletic brand in the evolving college sports landscape. 

Broad Athlete Inclusion: Nike selected 10 LSU athletes from football (Trey'Dez Green, DJ Pickett), basketball (DJ Thomas, Z Johnson), gymnastics, volleyball, baseball, and softball, showcasing a commitment to the entire athletic program.

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I guess driver safety school has paid off.
12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

LSU and Nike extended their long-term partnership through 2036, adding a major new NIL initiative called Nike Blue Ribbon Elite, which directly involves LSU athletes (from various sports, not just football/bball) in brand campaigns, product design, and storytelling, creating significant Name, Image, and Likeness opportunities and solidifying LSU's standing as a top-tier athletic brand in the evolving college sports landscape. 

Broad Athlete Inclusion: Nike selected 10 LSU athletes from football (Trey'Dez Green, DJ Pickett), basketball (DJ Thomas, Z Johnson), gymnastics, volleyball, baseball, and softball, showcasing a commitment to the entire athletic program.

Sounds like Adidas is well ahead in this department and being much more aggressive than Nike and this is the beginning of a Nike response to keep their schools happy. 

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