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  • AUS-97HORN
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    SEC shorts is out, reminder, that putting the captions ON increases the experiences.  

  • Huckleberry
    Huckleberry

    SEC All-Time Conference Winning Percentage Ranking 1. Texas - 0.857 2. Alabama - 0.725 3. Georgia - 0.635 4. Georgia Tech - 0.616 5. Tennessee - 0.603 6. LSU - 0.590 7. Florida - 0.58

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Some aggy intern or PA is sabotaging the sound. Or a texags operative perhaps.

1 hour ago, Bevo14 said:

This conference has a lot of oversensitive little bitches doesn't it?

If Texas fans thought Big 12 opponent fans were rough … the SEC is gonna collectively hate Texas more than any other member. 
 

Good. Fuck ‘em 

Turned on the stream...the football "schedule sets up nicely" and "anything more than one loss would be a disappointment". Wait, what happened to every week in the SECSEC would be a dogfight and all the teams are good?

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Looks like we set out every trophy from the past academic year on the South Mall. And that’s pretty cool.

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It’ll be pretty nice for some other programs in the Bog 12 to get to win a conference championship for a change.

4 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

At OU’s entry event are they displaying all the meth produced within x amount of miles around campus? 

Well, in the SEC SEC SEC, that’s not particularly notable.

So Finebaum, who has covered the secsec for 40 years, says this is the biggest thing that has happened to the league….ever….and he doesn’t even have to go to Norman to say this!

4 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Saw a Jawja guy upset about this.  Then this guy doesn't like Texas arrogance...

Texas QB Makes SURPRISING Claim that has Rivals LAUGHING! | UGA | Gators | Oklahoma | TAMU 

This young fella has mistaken bragging as arrogance. We aren't arrogant at all, just stating - and acting - on facts. Yeah, well, maybe they're somewhat related, but here's the deal:

"It ain't braggin' if yuh ackshully done it." -- Jerome H. "Dizzy" Dean

On 6/11/2024 at 10:55 AM, 83Horn said:


Seems like Farrell doesn't think Texas can destroy the SEC. I take that kind of personally.

14 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

If Texas fans thought Big 12 opponent fans were rough … the SEC is gonna collectively hate Texas more than any other member. 
 

Good. Fuck ‘em 

So which is it?

Is Texas "just another team" and "UTjr" or the biggest game on everybody's schedule? I can't keep up. But, yeah, fuck 'em.

(Both Texas and OU have winning records against the Tide.)

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Now this is tastefully done. 

 

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I'd wear the polo, but nothing with an oversized SEC logo.

45 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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and obligatory:

 

Welcsecme?

 

We are already getting dumber!

1 minute ago, confusingjazz said:

Fuck that. I cheer for Texas. The SEC can go to hell as long as they pay the checks.

Huh?

Username checks out, I guess.

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

Huh?

Username checks out, I guess.

I mean, I don't like conference things on any merch besides jerseys, I suppose.

Fuck it.  This is where we are now.  Let's wreck shit.  

Never owned anything with SWC, or Big12 on it.  Don't plan on owning anything with sec on it either.

16 minutes ago, BonzoMontreaux said:

Fuck it.  This is where we are now.  Let's wreck shit.  

Never owned anything with SWC, or Big12 on it.  Don't plan on owning anything with sec on it either.

You missed out on a lot of Big12 Championship T-shirts the past year.

16 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

You missed out on a lot of Big12 Championship T-shirts the past year.

I got a book commemorating last season...

Nobody is immune, sec bigger than everything. 

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2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Nobody is immune, sec bigger than everything. 

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God, that's awful. 

Do we have anything like that on our campus?

7 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

God, that's awful. 

Do we have anything like that on our campus?

I think they dropped in some new scented OU logos in the urinals.

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15 minutes ago, gatormarc said:

I think they dropped in some new scented OU logos in the urinals.


Ah, that fresh meth and piss smell. 

I like that the SEC commissioner chose to come to UT instead of OU for the realignment kickoff party in the President's office.  image.thumb.jpeg.da214bfb91f80ffb8d8213c2d0c12813.jpeg

First day into SEC membership and the Alabama beat writers are already bagging on OU:

https://www.al.com/alabamafootball/2024/07/goodman-between-texas-and-oklahoma-one-team-is-already-falling-behind.html

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And while Texas looks like a national title contender once again going into the 2024 season, Oklahoma is still playing catch up.

Never mind the Longhorns, the Sooners might not be better than rival Missouri.

Oklahoma won 85 percent of its games under former coach Lincoln Riley. Why would he leave all that for USC? He didn’t want any part of the SEC. One season after we learned that OU was moving to the SEC, Riley loaded up the covered wagon and bolted for Southern Cal.

Oklahoma fans are still intensely bitter about Riley’s departure. I can’t blame him for skipping town. It’s nothing against Norman, which is lovely and of course has better brisket. It’s just easier to recruit in Los Angeles.

USC is now one of four West Coast teams in the Big Ten — UCLA, Washington and Oregon are the others — and Oklahoma feels like an SEC tagalong.

Oklahoma was the preeminent power of the Big 12. The Sooners had everything. Most years, they even made it look easy. Now? Oklahoma is getting lost among the giants of the SEC, and I’m suddenly getting strong Nebraska vibes.

Oklahoma is not in the Southeast, and it doesn’t have the cachet of Texas. That’s not a great combination.

 

14 minutes ago, Gravy Train said:

First day into SEC membership and the Alabama beat writers are already bagging on OU:

https://www.al.com/alabamafootball/2024/07/goodman-between-texas-and-oklahoma-one-team-is-already-falling-behind.html

 


While I appreciate the sentiment, that seems like wishcasting. Oklahoma may not be in the Southeast, but they are directly north of the DFW metroplex, which has 8.2 million people --- and that doesn't include talent-rich East Texas.

They'll get theirs.

Sweet Christ, I can't believe I'm about to stick up for OU. Alabama is more likely to go the Nebraska route now without Saban than OU.  OU has had what, two bad seasons in 30 years and dominated the entire Big 12 in that timeframe? And who gives a shit if OU isn't in the southeast? Fucking Mizzou isn't in the southeast, it's in the Midwest. It's the northernmost city in the SEC. I guess Oklahoma gets points deducted for not being a slave state?

I'm going to go take a shower now. 

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4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I'm about to stick up for OU

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3 hours ago, 'stache said:

Nobody is immune, sec bigger than everything. 

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What in the cathedral of dicks is going on here?

7 hours ago, mdmost said:

 

The group and ref horns down was pretty good, as was the "Colt getting hurt" drinking game. 

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While I appreciate the sentiment, that seems like wishcasting. Oklahoma may not be in the Southeast, but they are directly north of the DFW metroplex, which has 8.2 million people --- and that doesn't include talent-rich East Texas.

They'll get theirs.

That has been their roster, full of Texans, going back for decades. A lot of their “most awarded” players came from Texas.

Hook’em!!!

No one in the top half of the SEC is going anywhere for awhile. Programs will have downturns but they'll still be pumping money and bringing fans to the stands until they get the right hire.

53 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I guess Oklahoma gets points deducted for not being a slave state?


No, they get points deducted for being oklahoma.

 

22 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

Looks like we set out every trophy from the past academic year on the South Mall. And that’s pretty cool.

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It’ll be pretty nice for some other programs in the Bog 12 to get to win a conference championship for a change.

It'll be pretty nice for other SEC schools to win less conference championships.

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