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#851

The way Sark is recruiting and coaching, we're definitely a top 3 in the rotating SEC with Bama and UGA. It wouldn't surprise me if we split the series with Georgia during the season + CCG, and then meet in the playoffs. Highly unlikely to beat them 3 times, but i can see 2 out of 3. After  UT/Bama/UGA, there's a drop off with Tenn, LSU, and I guess Mizzou? Everyone else is a bottom feeder. 

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    SEC All-Time Conference Winning Percentage Ranking 1. Texas - 0.857 2. Alabama - 0.725 3. Georgia - 0.635 4. Georgia Tech - 0.616 5. Tennessee - 0.603 6. LSU - 0.590 7. Florida - 0.58

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#852
3 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

The way Sark is recruiting and coaching, we're definitely a top 3 in the rotating SEC with Bama and UGA. It wouldn't surprise me if we split the series with Georgia during the season + CCG, and then meet in the playoffs. Highly unlikely to beat them 3 times, but i can see 2 out of 3. After  UT/Bama/UGA, there's a drop off with Tenn, LSU, and I guess Mizzou? Everyone else is a bottom feeder. 

Sounds like Texas with a 5 seed and settling it in the playoffs.

I’m not sure how much of a drop off Tennessee is. We’ll know more soon. 

#853
25 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Sounds like Texas with a 5 seed and settling it in the playoffs.

I’m not sure how much of a drop off Tennessee is. We’ll know more soon. 

I don't know about Tennessee vs Texas yet , they genuinely look good but it's early. 

It is however clear the delta between the UT Conglomerate and OU is substantial which should lead to some good memes

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#855
18 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

I don't know about Tennessee vs Texas yet , they genuinely look good but it's early. 

It is however clear the delta between the UT Conglomerate and OU is substantial which should lead to some good memes

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I think OU could lose to Tulane, Tennessee, and Texas. Fucking Temple dropped the ball. 

#856
16 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

With a 12-team playoff interconference games that don't involve Texas have much less importance than the did w/ a 4-team playoff.  

We will be recruiting against UGA, Bama, Tenn, Ol Miss, aggy, et al.  I'd just as soon they all get their asses handed to them.  Fuck conference pride. 

Thank you Simone.  JFC are people just now realizing this?

#857
4 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Sounds like Texas with a 5 seed and settling it in the playoffs.

I’m not sure how much of a drop off Tennessee is. We’ll know more soon. 

I'm not sure I trust Heupel running a well oiled machine like Sark. I see him more as a Lane Kiffin guy who will get a really good QB like Henden Hooker and be a 10-11 win guy, but then he'll have his Joe Milton and be a 9 win guy. Maybe that's good enough to get into the playoffs some years, but he hasn't shown enough to prove he can lift Tennessee to the upper echelon of the conference, imo. 

He's recruiting ok, tho, so maybe he can sustain it. He looks to have a really, really good QB in Nico, but that kid has some work to do on his mechanics. If Heupel can fix those, I'll be a believer.

Since he's been a HC at Tenn since 2021, their recruiting has been between 10-22. 2021 (22), 2022 (17), 2023 (10), 2024 (14). He's either going to have to be a great HC and developer without top 10 recruiting classes, or he's going to have to get better at recruiting to sustain success. 

I haven't followed their defense much at all, but this year they have a really good one. Looking at his recruiting classes he gets really good edge guys and LB, but I have no clue about DT/NT. 

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#858
4 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I'm not sure I trust Heupel running a well oiled machine like Sark. I see him more as a Lane Kiffin guy who will get a really good QB like Henden Hooker and be a 10-11 win guy, but then he'll have his Joe Milton and be a 9 win guy. Maybe that's good enough to get into the playoffs some years, but he hasn't shown enough to prove he can lift Tennessee to the upper echelon of the conference, imo. 

He's recruiting ok, tho, so maybe he can sustain it. He looks to have a really, really good QB in Nico, but that kid has some work to do on his mechanics. If Heupel can fix those, I'll be a believer.

Since he's been a HC at Tenn since 2021, their recruiting has been between 10-22. 2021 (22), 2022 (17), 2023 (10), 2024 (14). He's either going to have to be a great HC and developer without top 10 recruiting classes, or he's going to have to get better at recruiting to sustain success. 

I haven't followed their defense much at all, but this year they have a really good one. Looking at his recruiting classes he gets really good edge guys and LB, but I have no clue about DT/NT. 

I’m just talking this year, not as a program. 

#859
13 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

The fuck are you talking about? ULM would have been stuck on LHN which is worse than PPV as it was aids trying to get that channel.

LHN was fucking great.  Every baseball game  and most home games for many other sports.  Hard to beat that.  One game , sometimes 2 for Football on tier 3 was fine.  I guess SEC+ is PPV, LHN not perfect but better than PPV IMO.

#862
5 hours ago, jdhorn92 said:

LHN was fucking great.  Every baseball game  and most home games for many other sports.  Hard to beat that.  One game , sometimes 2 for Football on tier 3 was fine.  I guess SEC+ is PPV, LHN not perfect but better than PPV IMO.

 

I'm not sure that is correct.  I think if you have a TV package that has SEC network, then you can access SECN+ for free through the ESPN website, Smart TV ESPN app or Phone app.  I could be wrong though.

#863
NEW: Arkansas will debut field sponsorships with Walmart and Tyson Foods starting this Saturday, @PeteNakos_ confirms. (h/t @bportnoy15) https://t.co/wQDB3fPS0z

 

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#864

  Decent early game Saturday...

No. 24 Boston College (2-0) at No. 6 Missouri (2-0), 12:45 p.m. ET

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After knocking off Florida State on the road, Boston College blanked Duquesne to earn its first AP Top 25 appearance in six years. Now, can the Eagles solve Missouri's defense? Murray State and Buffalo combined for 254 yards and zero points in the opening two weeks. Boston College is obviously a much higher level of competition, but Mizzou deserves its spot as a hefty favorite at home.

Prediction: Missouri 33, Boston College 23

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#865

Great find by @mdleast 

Where are we at LSU fans??

 

#867
16 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

UAB over Arkansas 17-3 at the start of the 2nd.  Hmmm . . . 

Get fucked pigs!

#868
On 9/11/2024 at 9:08 AM, jdhorn92 said:

LHN was fucking great.  Every baseball game  and most home games for many other sports.  Hard to beat that.  One game , sometimes 2 for Football on tier 3 was fine.  I guess SEC+ is PPV, LHN not perfect but better than PPV IMO.

Counterpoint.  24/7 Lowell Galindo

#871
Week 3 SEC Team of the Week⭐️

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Somehow Florida had 5 guys make this list ??

#872
17 minutes ago, Kwix said:
Week 3 SEC Team of the Week⭐️

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Somehow Florida had 5 guys make this list ??

This kind of shit is why anyone relying on PFF scoring for college players to determine their opinions about them needs their head checked. What a fucking joke of a system. 

#873
19 minutes ago, Kwix said:
Week 3 SEC Team of the Week⭐️

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Somehow Florida had 5 guys make this list ??

they made aggy look competent, which is impressive

#876
1 minute ago, TKthunder2 said:

These are all dumb but I like this guy better the sec shorts.

This guy is great and the SEC Shorts team has actually stepped up their game plenty. Better than nothing. 

#877

Yeah sometimes the shit is funny AF sometimes it's super mega lame but I don't get people bitching about it.

#878
24 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Yeah sometimes the shit is funny AF sometimes it's super mega lame but I don't get people bitching about it.

They each have their moments. I’ll agree it’s better than nothing but I think they could be better.

#883

SEC vs AP Poll

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tl;dr = Texas A&M should only really talk shit to Vanderbilt, Kentucky, & South Carolina

#885
SEC 3rd/4th Down Defensive Success entering Week 4 *national rankingsTexas #4Tennessee #10Missouri #12Arkansas #13Alabama #14Ole Miss #29Texas A&M #33Auburn #37LSU #40South Carolina #45Kentucky #62Florida #82Mississippi State #102Georgia #107Oklahoma #109…

 

 

#886
NEWS: Tennessee is preparing to add a 10% 'talent fee' to ticket prices to raise money to give its players💰(via @Andy_Staples) https://t.co/0M3Fr1R8Tw

Apparently there isn't enough money in football to pay players, we now need to add more money in to pot.

#887
49 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:
NEWS: Tennessee is preparing to add a 10% 'talent fee' to ticket prices to raise money to give its players💰(via @Andy_Staples) https://t.co/0M3Fr1R8Tw

Apparently there isn't enough money in football to pay players, we now need to add more money in to pot.

I charge ur mom a 10% talent fee. 

#888
16 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

I charge ur mom a 10% talent fee. 

Yours got all 10" of my talent for no fee.

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Mikes mom

#889
8 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I’m a relatively simple man, probably. Both bits entertain me, at least, each week. 

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#890
9 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

I laughed when ousux goes, “ Fuck me in the ass” over having TN this week.

 

This and the first week with Florida saying "Why?  Why God?" cracked my ass up.

#891

Texas students aiming to enroll at UT Austin during the fall 2026 semester will face a higher hurdle. During a UT Faculty meeting on September 16, university president Jay Hartzell announced that students will soon need to be in the top five percent of their high school graduating class to be guaranteed admission.

Yikes....I'd never have gotten in!

#892

I just tried to watch the Paul Finebaum show and he still takes calls from listeners.  Holy fuck that is cringeworthy.  Nope, none of that for me thanks.

#893
Texas students aiming to enroll at UT Austin during the fall 2026 semester will face a higher hurdle. During a UT Faculty meeting on September 16, university president Jay Hartzell announced that students will soon need to be in the top five percent of their high school graduating class to be guaranteed admission.
Yikes....I'd never have gotten in!

24th out of 476 = 5.04%

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#896
I just tried to watch the Paul Finebaum show and he still takes calls from listeners.  Holy fuck that is cringeworthy.  Nope, none of that for me thanks.

Did that today for first time. Hard pass after 20 minutes. Just awful.
#897

I went from hating Pawwwl, but he keeps it real. I refuse to listen to his callers, but as a person he seems like a good dude. He at least has no qualms about us being #1. He sees we've built a juggernaut. 

#898
5 hours ago, Pimphand said:

I expanded the aggy calculator to include the whole SEC

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When did Kentucky or Ole Miss win a national championship? They were never ranked #1 by the AP or UPI/coaches. This is like those bullshit ones aggy and SMU are trying to claim.

#899
53 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

When did Kentucky or Ole Miss win a national championship? They were never ranked #1 by the AP or UPI/coaches. This is like those bullshit ones aggy and SMU are trying to claim.

See above where I let the scrubs claim national championships

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