November 12, 20241 yr 9 hours ago, Pimphand said: The better looking chick talking in a baby voice makes my penis soft
November 12, 20241 yr Just now, Dnaguy said: The better looking chick talking in a baby voice makes my penis soft Yeah this was without a doubt one of their worst efforts.... And that is with Vandypimp game footage...
November 12, 20241 yr 4 hours ago, UnivTex34 said: Matt is always better. His entire channel is gold. He’s grown on me. And after thinking sec shorts was better at the beginning of the season, he has consistently outperformed them lately (and by wider and wider margins). Loved the BCS logo Easter egg. I would be mad at him selling out to Allstate and covering up the “Go Cocks” cheerleader rear but as long as it doesn’t effect the quality of the product, I’m all for the guy making some money. Sec shorts would have been better off taking a bye week.. or just have 4 minutes of vandy pimp at Vandy.
November 12, 20241 yr 3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said: He’s grown on me. And after thinking sec shorts was better at the beginning of the season, he has consistently outperformed them lately (and by wider and wider margins). Loved the BCS logo Easter egg. I would be mad at him selling out to Allstate and covering up the “Go Cocks” cheerleader rear but as long as it doesn’t effect the quality of the product, I’m all for the guy making some money. Sec shorts would have been better off taking a bye week.. or just have 4 minutes of vandy pimp at Vandy. SEC Roll Call is definitely better. SEC Shorts failed this week by not featuring Texas. I don't give a shit about any of these other schools, just pump Texas and I am good.
November 12, 20241 yr Im guessing SEC Shorts had something much better planned if Vandy had beaten Cocky.
November 12, 20241 yr 57 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said: Im guessing SEC Shorts had something much better planned if Vandy had beaten Cocky. Yeah they hinted at it with the 10pm shoot on a Sunday joke. I imagine they had to reshoot the whole thing. The drunk LSU mom was pretty funny. Otherwise, not great.
November 12, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, LTtxfan said: Was worried we would get another 11am but glad they picked my favorite (old man) time slot. Also despite our "terrible SEC schedule" we will have managed to get on ABC for 6 of the 8 games with only Miss St & Vandy being on SECN.
November 12, 20241 yr 20 hours ago, utee94 said: I don't think the SEC is going to add a 9th game unless/until Disney offers to pay more for it. I can't imagine how the math isn't pretty compelling to Disney. 8 additional conference games versus 16 pointless games, mostly against FCS schools, that usually wind up on ESPN+. That's got to be worth at least another $32M for the conference, if not substantially more. Couple that with removing paying cupcakes to play you at home and the financial value seems easily there for the 16 teams.
November 12, 20241 yr 15 hours ago, Dnaguy said: The better looking chick talking in a baby voice makes my penis soft This was a very suspenseful sentence that was saved by the final word.
November 12, 20241 yr 8 minutes ago, closetojumping said: I can't imagine how the math isn't pretty compelling to Disney. 8 additional conference games versus 16 pointless games, mostly against FCS schools, that usually wind up on ESPN+. That's got to be worth at least another $32M for the conference, if not substantially more. Couple that with removing paying cupcakes to play you at home and the financial value seems easily there for the 16 teams. Yeah I completely agree, which is why I think it'll eventually happen, that the conference goes to 9 games. My only point is, there's no way the conference is going to go to 9 games, UNTIL Disney pays for it. It's the SEC's remaining bargaining chip and they're not going to give it away for free.
November 12, 20241 yr 51 minutes ago, Pimphand said: Also despite our "terrible SEC schedule" we will have managed to get on ABC for 6 of the 8 games with only Miss St & Vandy being on SECN. That’s probably more about Texas drawing viewership than it is about some redeeming quality of the schedule.
November 12, 20241 yr On 11/10/2024 at 8:52 AM, LTtxfan said: Yeah, blOU and michigan sucking really hurts the Longhorns resume -- no wins against current Top 25 teams since vandy lost vs cocks. Here's the thing, tho. They were ranked when we played them. What happens afterwards is meaningless. We still beat two ranked teams when they were ranked. Same with Vandy. It's not our fault they ended up sucking. We didn't make the rankings.
November 12, 20241 yr On 11/11/2024 at 10:23 AM, irishtexan said: woof. that was.... really really bad and unfunny. even by their lowly standards SEC shorts is always unfunny.
November 12, 20241 yr 22 hours ago, Vertuzzi said: These are never funny. Roll Call is much, much better and funnier.
November 12, 20241 yr 17 hours ago, UnivTex34 said: Matt is always better. His entire channel is gold.
November 12, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, Pimphand said: Was worried we would get another 11am but glad they picked my favorite (old man) time slot. Also despite our "terrible SEC schedule" we will have managed to get on ABC for 6 of the 8 games with only Miss St & Vandy being on SECN. Kentucky was going to be an afternoon or night game since August
November 12, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Funk Doctor Spock said: Here's the thing, tho. They were ranked when we played them. What happens afterwards is meaningless. We still beat two ranked teams when they were ranked. Same with Vandy. It's not our fault they ended up sucking. We didn't make the rankings. Is it though? rankings are often widely regarded as pointless through at least the first month
November 12, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, MuellerHorn said: That’s probably more about Texas drawing viewership than it is about some redeeming quality of the schedule. Oh no questions asked... Just trying to talk shit on the stupid SEC mouthbreathers is all.
November 12, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Funk Doctor Spock said: Here's the thing, tho. They were ranked when we played them. What happens afterwards is meaningless. We still beat two ranked teams when they were ranked. Same with Vandy. It's not our fault they ended up sucking. We didn't make the rankings. This is a horrible take if your are then going to argue that "ranked wins" indicates you are a good team
November 12, 20241 yr On 11/3/2024 at 12:24 PM, Joel Klatts burner said: Incoming rant. Experiencing firsthand the misinformation machine that is the media surrounding the SEC is pretty eye opening. The disconnect between what the announcers are yapping about, what the media is putting out all week, and what is happening week to week on the field is alarming. How many times during the Florida Georgia game yesterday did we hear something along the lines of “Georgia needs to recapture the form they had in Austin” or “they’re not playing as well as they were before the bye week”? And if you were to just look at the score you might not think twice about those types of comments but watch the game and anyone with eyes can see that Georgia is playing exactly how they have played all season and it’s November so it’s not like a trend can’t be established here. The offense was terrible even before Etienne went out, and prior to the last few minutes of the 4th , it was nonexistent without him. Carson Beck hasn’t done a single thing this season to suggest that he won’t continue to turn the ball over in terrible fashion in critical spots every week. He’s also so ugly that it hurts, and I am counting down the seconds until I can watch #11 drop his nuts on Beck’s face. The only difference between the Florida game and Texas game for Georgia was that Florida wasn’t gift wrapping the ball and consistently giving the Georgia offense extremely short fields like Texas did in the first half 2 weeks ago. Go back even further and watch the first half of the Alabama Georgia game or the Georgia Kentucky game, it’s the same thing: a below average offense led by a below average quarterback getting consistently bailed out by an awesome defense against inferior opponents. So, Texas beats OU 34-3, but now the narrative somehow is Quinn Ewers sucked and held us back and OU wasn’t a good team anyway so that win shouldn’t count for anything? Even if Quinn admittedly had a below average game for his standard, why don’t Georgia and Beck get the same treatment? We beat a good Vandy team on the road last week and Quinn looked hugely improved from the last two games, yet the narrative is we barely squeaked it out in a one score game against a bad team? Kirk was praising Beck for battling through adversity after throwing his THIRD PICK AGAINST A 4-3 FLORIDA TEAM AT A NUETRAL SITE. So now I guess we’re praising guys for being anything but absolute ass and complete liabilities to their team. The fact that Georgia was even still in the game at the point when Beck threw his 3rd pick is 100% a testament to their defense, despite their shit offense. How many other QBs are getting praised for coming back after their 3rd pick and just turning around to hand the ball of and toss a couple bubble screens to grind out a win against A 4-3 TEAM AFTER COMING OFF A BYE WEEK FOLLOWING BEATING THE NUMBER ONE TEAM IN THE COUNTRY ON THE ROAD? And it’s not like Florida has some unreal defense. They were out half their secondary and Beck was still throwing picks all over the field. His second one was to a DE that had dropped into coverage. He sucks. The refusal of the media and many fans to watch the games and draw their own conclusions is unbelievable. There is an epidemic of non-ball knowing going around right now and it’s wild to watch unfold. We’ve already seen this cycle of early hype despite some glaring issues and eventually disaster play out for a few other “top dawgs” in the SEC like Mizzou, Ole Miss, and most recently the Aggies so watching it happen again and again every week is wild when it’s pretty clear from actually watching the games what is going on with these teams and how legit they are.
November 13, 20241 yr i guess shorts realized they put out a stinker episode this week. so this morning they did a surprise short shorts episode, which while not super funny... is at least better than what they put up earlier.
November 13, 20241 yr Holy shit, SEC fans are some sort of bitter and butt hurt that our SEC schedule turned out to be a joke. Like Georgia for the the past 5+ years hasn't gotten an easy schedule playing in the East where they were the only good team in the entire division. We play seven of the same eight teams that Tennessee plays, and didn't schedule a shitty OOC slate like they did. 1 FCS team, 0-8 Kent State, 4-5 North Carolina State, 2-7 UTEP. Moving forward Texas needs 2 P4 teams on their OOC schedule, if the SEC sticks with 8 conference games. 3 G5 teams is pussy scheduling.
November 13, 20241 yr As long as we avoid FCS, I don't have a problem with an OOC schedule consisting of a marquee P4, TX directional, and 2 G5 schools. With the 12 or 14-team playoff, if we have a good year we will be in the playoff and if we have a bad year, an extra OOC P4 won't make a difference. The SEC schedule will not be this easy every year.
November 13, 20241 yr Are most Texas fans against a 9 game conference schedule? Would sure seem to eliminate the potentially ridiculous number of ties that may happen with an 8 game schedule in a 16 team league.
November 13, 20241 yr 1 minute ago, Sbbruin said: Are most Texas fans against a 9 game conference schedule? Would sure seem to eliminate the potentially ridiculous number of ties that may happen with an 8 game schedule in a 16 team league. Texas fans want a 9 game schedule. Think OU does too it seems to be more of the have-nots in the SEC who don't, because they need the extra guaranteed win Edited November 13, 20241 yr by Js1
November 13, 20241 yr They also don’t want to turn a perennial home game into half away games. Maybe more tv revenue would offset that particular financial constraint.
November 13, 20241 yr 13 minutes ago, Sbbruin said: Are most Texas fans against a 9 game conference schedule? Would sure seem to eliminate the potentially ridiculous number of ties that may happen with an 8 game schedule in a 16 team league. I don't think anyone wants terrible double directional FBS teams in September when we could play another SEC team. The problem is home games. People don't want to give up more home games for conference games. You can get a nice buy a win into your gate versus possibly losing a home game every other year.
November 13, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, Sbbruin said: Are most Texas fans against a 9 game conference schedule? Would sure seem to eliminate the potentially ridiculous number of ties that may happen with an 8 game schedule in a 16 team league. We are in favor of 9 games. We are not absolute vaginas.
November 14, 20241 yr Looks like Vegas expects us to win out. Pretty amusing that Alabama has better odds even with Tennessee's head to head tie breaker edge + one game lead in the conference. Edited November 14, 20241 yr by Pimphand
November 14, 20241 yr 1 minute ago, Pimphand said: Looks like Vegas expects us to win out. Pretty amusing that Alabama has better odds even with Tennessee's head to head tie breaker edge + one game lead in the conference. Well Alabama has OU (lol) and Auburn (LMAO) - the odds of them winning out are very high. Tenn has Georgia and Vanderbilt. If Nico isn't playing Saturday, that's likely an L and @ Vandy is no joke (don't we know it).
November 14, 20241 yr 17 minutes ago, Js1 said: Well Alabama has OU (lol) and Auburn (LMAO) - the odds of them winning out are very high. Tenn has Georgia and Vanderbilt. If Nico isn't playing Saturday, that's likely an L and @ Vandy is no joke (don't we know it).
November 17, 20241 yr After a day of watching games, including several sec games, the wife made an interesting observation. Almost every time an sec head coach is interviewed down on the field, they make a reference to “sec football” . Sark did it as well as several other sec coaches. I think it’s a specific sec office request.
November 17, 20241 yr Author 14 hours ago, HtownHorn said: Down goes aggy SOS with both LSU and Missouri dropping out of the Top 25. And Texas beating arky gives us this 🤘
November 18, 20241 yr Per Andy Staples, Kiffin said no to Florida. The UF money guys have pivoted from Kiffin to fully funding NIL/the portal and keeping Sunbelt Billy. I think he’s a sort of decent guy version of Tom Herman, so this will ultimately fail. It does bring up an interesting theory that the players will make more than the coaches in short order.
November 18, 20241 yr On 11/16/2024 at 4:52 PM, Dbeasy said: After a day of watching games, including several sec games, the wife made an interesting observation. Almost every time a sec head coach is interviewed down on the field, they make a reference to “sec football” . Sark did it as well as several other sec coaches. I think it’s a specific sec office request. It's the boilerplate excuse for shit that didn't work or caught them by surprise
November 18, 20241 yr sark should use every sec cliche he can fit in at every opportunity. watch sec media heads explode.
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November 18, 20241 yr 7 minutes ago, LTtxfan said: I feel like I'm taking crazy pills this year , suddenly 'losses don't matter' is being repeated across all media platforms . Also Penn State is even more ridiculous spot not having a dream of playing in the Big10CG and no wins of value ranked at a solid 4 Bama acting like losing to Vandy doesn't matter . Georgia lost to Ole Miss who lost to shitty ass LSU and Kentucky squads Edited November 18, 20241 yr by BigHornedLurker
November 18, 20241 yr 6 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said: I feel like I'm taking crazy pills this year , suddenly 'losses don't matter' is being repeated across all media platforms . Also Penn State is even more ridiculous spot not having a dream of playing in the Big10CG and no wins of value ranked at a solid 4 Bama acting like losing to Vandy doesn't matter . Georgia lost to Ole Miss who lost to shitty ass LSU and Kentucky squads Been saying it for a while now. The national media is all over us and many do not like us. The problem is that the sec media is not having our back. They’re adding on and saying the same thing. Hell, I’ve heard the sec media say we got destroyed by Georgia and that Texas is no good. This is literally the epitome of “let’s win the whole damn thing “
November 18, 20241 yr Author 3 minutes ago, Hookem10 said: The national media is all over us and many do not like us. The problem is that the sec media is not having our back. They’re adding on and saying the same thing. Hell, I’ve heard the sec media say we got destroyed by Georgia and that Texas is no good. This is literally the epitome of “let’s win the whole damn thing “ Yeah, Pawl also enjoying fanning the flames about Texas weak schedule... https://www.on3.com/news/paul-finebaum-georgia-gripes-righted-texas-trash-talk-holds-merit/
November 18, 20241 yr Just now, Hookem10 said: Been saying it for a while now. The national media is all over us and many do not like us. The problem is that the sec media is not having our back. They’re adding on and saying the same thing. Hell, I’ve heard the sec media say we got destroyed by Georgia and that Texas is no good. This is literally the epitome of “let’s win the whole damn thing “ I think sark should start reminding the sec media at availabilities who is losing to who and address the narratives being thrown around. We are being punished for one bad half of football that cost us a game. Maybe we should have lost to utsa and beat Georgia. Then we’re a good team?? I don’t get it.
November 18, 20241 yr 6 minutes ago, Hookem10 said: I think sark should start reminding the sec media at availabilities who is losing to who and address the narratives being thrown around. We are being punished for one bad half of football that cost us a game. Maybe we should have lost to utsa and beat Georgia. Then we’re a good team?? I don’t get it. SEC knife fight breaking out from the old guard with all these 10-2 teams jockeying for a spot in the playoffs . We literally had a BCS , 2 team, and 4 team playoff where near perfection was expected and all of a sudden people are like losses don't matter ! It's insane
November 18, 20241 yr 59 minutes ago, LTtxfan said: So, we should be behind a team that has losses to LSU and Kentucky? Mmmmmmkay....
November 18, 20241 yr Popular Post 1 hour ago, Hookem10 said: I think sark should start reminding the sec media at availabilities who is losing to who and address the narratives being thrown around. We are being punished for one bad half of football that cost us a game. Maybe we should have lost to utsa and beat Georgia. Then we’re a good team?? I don’t get it. Sark needs to keep saying "we play the schedule they give us, we don't schedule FCS, and we don't lose to unranked teams."
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