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#1301
1 hour ago, RPM said:

 

Silly gumps don't want to recognize Texas at all. It's almost like they don't understand who's in charge now.

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#1303
44 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

South Carolina girl is the Ole Miss girl 

Dang must have been the angle...looked a bit different.

#1304
43 minutes ago, BonzoMontreaux said:

They could have shown Texas asleep and smiling on the train for an instance.

That would have at least been funny.

21 minutes ago, Nivek said:

The omission of Texas is really kind of funny now. Kind of like a pet sitting on your chair and looking away as the ass returns to the seat.

Right

15 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Silly gumps don't want to recognize Texas at all. It's almost like they don't understand who's in charge now.

And this is why they talk about us...or don't, lol.

 

Anyways other than when we played Georgia they haven't really said shit about us...and we've been the only team to beat everyone we were supposed to beat.

#1305
22 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Silly gumps don't want to recognize Texas at all. It's almost like they don't understand who's in charge now.

Good. I don’t want to be involved in that bullshit. It sucks. 

#1306
6 minutes ago, Drew said:

That would have at least been funny.

Right

And this is why they talk about us...or don't, lol.

 

Anyways other than when we played Georgia they haven't really said shit about us...and we've been the only team to beat everyone we were supposed to beat.

It was tongue-in-cheek, but seriously, fuck these silly, backwoods motherfuckers.

#1307
15 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

It was tongue-in-cheek, but seriously, fuck these silly, backwoods motherfuckers.

Yes i knew that...it would have been perfect to add something along those lines in the video.

#1309

Anthony Hill snubbed by the Butkus Award... in favour of Danny Stutsman. Absolutely ridiculous.

Butkus Award (best LB) finalists: Barrett Carter, ClemsonChris Paul Jr., MississippiCarson Schwesinger, UCLADanny Stutsman, OklahomaJalon Walker, Georgia

 

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#1311
Just now, satyanash said:

Anthony Hill snubbed by the Butkus Award... in favour of Danny Stutsman. Absolutely ridiculous.

Butkus Award (best LB) finalists: Barrett Carter, ClemsonChris Paul Jr., MississippiCarson Schwesinger, UCLADanny Stutsman, OklahomaJalon Walker, Georgia

 

That is some laughable bullshit, right there. 79 tackles, 15 tfl, 7.5 sacks, 1 INT and 4! forced fumbles leading the best defense in the country and he's snubbed for several asshats? Fucking dumb.

Chris Paul Jr. - 82 tackles, 10 tfl, 2.5 sacks, 0 INT, 0 FF 

Danny Stutsman - I wish this idiot was returning for another year of tackling ball carriers 10 yards past the LOS. - 100 tackles, 8 tfl, 1 sack, 0 INT, 0 FF

Carson Schwesinger - Leads the country in solo tackles with 79, 121 tackles overall, 8 tfl, 3 sacks, 0 INT, 1 FF

Barrett Carter - brand pick solely - 61 tackles, 10 tfl, 3.5 sacks, 0 INT, 0 FF

Jalon Walker - another brand pick, his only strong performance came against Texas with 3 sacks - 48 tackles, 7.5 tfl, 5.5 sacks, 0 INT, 0 FF

Hill has better stats, by a significant margin, than all 5 of those guys. The tfl + INT + FF numbers double or better every other guy from the impact stats perspective. He's also the only dude with a pick. Hill also leads the best defense in the country on the #3 ranked team.

Holy fuck, what a joke. 

#1312

Sooner white trash probably got it as a career award. Such BS

#1314
38 minutes ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

Those SEC shorts are silly but they have a couple of good one liners "Are we still letting the naysayers know?" lol

Also I can't not laugh with their depiction of the aggy yell leader.

Aggy yell leader is definitely their 2nd best character after vandypimp.  He just gets the awkwardness perfect.

#1315
29 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Anthony Hill snubbed by the Butkus Award... in favour of Danny Stutsman. Absolutely ridiculous.

Butkus Award (best LB) finalists: Barrett Carter, ClemsonChris Paul Jr., MississippiCarson Schwesinger, UCLADanny Stutsman, OklahomaJalon Walker, Georgia

 

 

15 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

That is some laughable bullshit, right there. 79 tackles, 15 tfl, 7.5 sacks, 1 INT and 4! forced fumbles leading the best defense in the country and he's snubbed for several asshats? Fucking dumb.

Chris Paul Jr. - 82 tackles, 10 tfl, 2.5 sacks, 0 INT, 0 FF 

Danny Stutsman - I wish this idiot was returning for another year of tackling ball carriers 10 yards past the LOS. - 100 tackles, 8 tfl, 1 sack, 0 INT, 0 FF

Carson Schwesinger - Leads the country in solo tackles with 79, 121 tackles overall, 8 tfl, 3 sacks, 0 INT, 1 FF

Barrett Carter - brand pick solely - 61 tackles, 10 tfl, 3.5 sacks, 0 INT, 0 FF

Jalon Walker - another brand pick, his only strong performance came against Texas with 3 sacks - 48 tackles, 7.5 tfl, 5.5 sacks, 0 INT, 0 FF

Hill has better stats, by a significant margin, than all 5 of those guys. The tfl + INT + FF numbers double or better every other guy from the impact stats perspective. He's also the only dude with a pick. Hill also leads the best defense in the country on the #3 ranked team.

Holy fuck, what a joke. 

I like the thought of Hill playing even angrier.

#1316
36 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Anthony Hill snubbed by the Butkus Award... in favour of Danny Stutsman. Absolutely ridiculous.

Butkus Award (best LB) finalists: Barrett Carter, ClemsonChris Paul Jr., MississippiCarson Schwesinger, UCLADanny Stutsman, OklahomaJalon Walker, Georgia

 

Yeah, it's BS, but Hill's gonna win the damn thing next year.

#1317
7 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

I like the thought of Hill playing even angrier.

Me too. Like he needs even more fuel for his fire.

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#1319
17 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

 

I like the thought of Hill playing even angrier.

He is going to spy Reed and break that bitch in half in the 2nd Quarter.

#1322

Stutsman lurks past the line of scrimmage waiting for already tackled players to jump on and get a tackle assist. He's the worst nightmare for a ball carrier who is five yards down the field and already in the process of being tackled. 

#1323
It's pretty simple. Most CFB awards give out votes to people with no business voting -- the Heisman is the worst -- and so Stutsman and Carter's finalist bids were basically guaranteed the moment they came back to school. https://t.co/1eNJTG7DAO

 

#1330
Just now, Surly Bevo said:

I mean I guess, but at the time that was a non-conference game

By that logic, you have to also include 2021/2022/2023 OU game and 2021 Arkansas game as well lol 

#1331
Just now, Surly Bevo said:

I mean I guess, but at the time that was a non-conference game

An SEC win or loss to me is defined as a win over a team that was in the SEC at the time you played them regardless of your own conference.  Do you ignore BK's 3-3 record vs the SEC at Notre Dame?  Do we ignore Kirby Smart's 3-5 record vs the SEC in the SECCG & CFP?

#1332
Just now, Js1 said:

By that logic, you have to also include 2021/2022/2023 OU game and 2021 Arkansas game as well lol 

Right...just seems like a dumb thing to do and I certainly am not going to figure out if any of those other coaches are getting hit with non-conference wins or losses against SEC teams.  

#1333
1 minute ago, Js1 said:

By that logic, you have to also include 2021/2022/2023 OU game and 2021 Arkansas game as well lol 

oops forgot arkansas... don't need to include 2021-2023 OU they were a B12 team then.

#1334
Just now, Pimphand said:

An SEC win or loss to me is defined as a win over a team that was in the SEC at the time you played them regardless of your own conference.  Do you ignore BK's 3-3 record vs the SEC at Notre Dame?  Do we ignore Kirby Smart's 3-5 record vs the SEC in the SECCG & CFP?

And 2021 Arkansas?

#1339

So if aggy and Tennessee win the four way tiebreaker goes straight to win percentage of conference opponents (i.e. conference strength of schedule)? That seems shitty, the teams have no control over who makes their schedule and whether those teams will be any good in any given year, but at that point its really impossible to find any real fair tiebreaker.

https://bball.notnothing.net/bracket.php?conf=secfb

#1342
13 hours ago, 'stache said:

So if aggy and Tennessee win the four way tiebreaker goes straight to win percentage of conference opponents (i.e. conference strength of schedule)? That seems shitty, the teams have no control over who makes their schedule and whether those teams will be any good in any given year, but at that point its really impossible to find any real fair tiebreaker.

https://bball.notnothing.net/bracket.php?conf=secfb

its very easy to solve that concern.....

 

dont lose 2 conf games.

 

 

I would guess in 90% of the years going forward, anyone who only loses 1 conf game is playing in the championship.   yes there will occasionally be a 1 loss team left out because there are 2 other 0 or 1 loss teams out there.

 

 

#1343
21 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Tales from the meatgrinder...

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20 hours ago, Pimphand said:

9/10/2022 Alabama @ Texas

I was thinking i had missed something here...but if we did that you would have to include the Arky loss in Sarks first year.

#1344
3 minutes ago, Drew said:

 

I was thinking i had missed something here...but if we did that you would have to include the Arky loss in Sarks first year.

already been hashed out. It was a miss.

#1347

Other than being affiliated with mouth-breathing, SEC chanting morons, it also sucks to feign interest in games like 

Ole Miss vs Miss St, Bama vs Auburn, and Arky vs Mizzou

the wolf of wall street idgaf GIF

#1349
44 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Other than being affiliated with mouth-breathing, SEC chanting morons, it also sucks to feign interest in games like 

Ole Miss vs Miss St, Bama vs Auburn, and Arky vs Mizzou

the wolf of wall street idgaf GIF

I can’t disagree more about the Egg and Iron Bowl. I never cared and still don’t care about the fake Ark/Mizzou border war.

#1350
43 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

I can’t disagree more about the Egg and Iron Bowl. I never cared and still don’t care about the fake Ark/Mizzou border war.

The SEC was fucking dumb not making LSU/Ark & OU/MU this weekend. Eventually when the butt-hurt fades let OU play OSU and MU play KU but until then the other setup makes the most sense because LSU & Ark really dont have a traditional rival.  Yes in the SWC Ark considered us rivals and I do think we should shoot those motherfuckers annually they would never supplant Aggy this weekend.

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