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1 hour ago, mdmost said:

Bama getting upset by Auburn would be funny. They'd crucify DeBour. 

The upset was all but accomplished last season against what seems to be a superior bama team. 

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    SEC shorts is out, reminder, that putting the captions ON increases the experiences.  

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    SEC All-Time Conference Winning Percentage Ranking 1. Texas - 0.857 2. Alabama - 0.725 3. Georgia - 0.635 4. Georgia Tech - 0.616 5. Tennessee - 0.603 6. LSU - 0.590 7. Florida - 0.58

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GA Tech giving them the busiensss I still can’t believe we looked so inept againt ga 

15 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

GA Tech giving them the busiensss I still can’t believe we looked so inept againt ga 

We only looked inept on one side of the ball.
 

Sark would never do it but we would’ve probably beat them with a fucking Charlie Strong offense with Wingo at wildcat faking the jet to bond and running read option with blue the whole game. 

The rematch gonna be good if we can skullfuck aggy

 

I think the SEC CFP apocalypse would be pretty fucking funny..

1) Georgia Tech beats Georgia
2) Texas beats Texas A&M
3) Auburn beats Alabama
4) Vandy beats Tennessee
5) Clemson beats South Carolina
6) Texas beats Georgia

Possible at-large teams:
Ole Miss 9-3
Tennessee 9-3
Georgia 9-4

I'm here for it...

Edited by Pimphand

I think the SEC CFP apocalypse would be pretty fucking funny..
1) Georgia Tech beats Georgia
2) Texas beats Texas A&M
3) Auburn beats Alabama
4) Vandy beats Tennessee
5) Clemson beats South Carolina
6) Texas beats Georgia

Possible at-large teams:
Ole Miss 9-3
Tennessee 9-3
Georgia 9-4

I'm here for it...

The parlay on that would be outrageous.
2 minutes ago, markstanco said:

The parlay on that would be outrageous.

Oh for sure I'm not saying it will happen. I fully expect Georgia to win easily tonight.

So maybe the SEC is kinda mediocre this year. 

4 OT and a shit ton of refs help to beat GaTech. Brutal.

Carson Beck is a skeleton who's just one play away from shattering. Imagine us against a 5 OT Georgia in the SEC CCG, or a 3-loss UGA and we beat thsm. 

Fuck. 

Fuck. 

Fuck. 

Shit. The. Fuck. Up. Jesse. Palmer. Go fuck your own face. 

If you took a shot every time Tessatore said 6 game win streak and 30 game home streak starting in the 4th Q you’d be dead.

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At this point just give UGA the win. king is clearly a moron and so is their coach 

GT offense is absolutely abysmal. Georgia offense is meh. We're gonna wear them out. 

2 hours ago, Pimphand said:

I think the SEC CFP apocalypse would be pretty fucking funny..

1) Georgia Tech beats Georgia
2) Texas beats Texas A&M
3) Auburn beats Alabama
4) Vandy beats Tennessee
5) Clemson beats South Carolina
6) Texas beats Georgia

Possible at-large teams:
Ole Miss 9-3
Tennessee 9-3
Georgia 9-4

I'm here for it...

Sec says not gonna happen.  Think about what that means for the other games on the list.  Especially ours. 

If it was going to be 9-3 Georgia in the game I could see them rigging the game for TAMU knowing UT is in no matter what and that way at least one of the 9-3 shitboxes would get in.

As it stands now TX & GA are in and if Tenn beats Vandy then Tenn is in as well giving the SEC 3 teams for sure.  I think at that point they are fine with letting the chips fall where they lie since Ole Miss is already locked in at 9-3.  I don't see them rigging our game for A&M then the SECCG for A&M just to get them in because it would cost Kiff dog/Bama a spot instead.

2 hours ago, markstanco said:


The parlay on that would be outrageous.

I’m partial to the Big 12 chaos parlay that ends with Baylor in the Big 12 CCG

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12 hours ago, Pimphand said:

...if Tenn beats Vandy then Tenn is in as well giving the SEC 3 teams for sure. 

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Go 'Dores! Anchor Down!

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Go 'Dores! Anchor Down!

That's the game I'm watching lol

Also I'd rather Vandy win and risk the SEC refs doing some fuckery tonight than coach gastric Sooner bypass win it's just the way of the world.

Nothing says SEC Football like Arky @ Mizzou in the snow.

LaNorris Sellers has a chance to be a phenomenal QB. He's so damn good, right now. Just a freshman but a beast. 6'3", 240. Great speed, agility and athleticism. Really good pocket presence and sees the field so well. Can make all the throws. That winning TD run today was incredible. 

On 11/25/2024 at 8:27 AM, RPM said:

 

Pretty solid effort despite the Texas omission. Starting to drill into the aggy weirdness and bizarre sense of entitlement. Only took them a decade to figure it out. 

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Pretty solid effort despite the Texas omission. Starting to drill into the aggy weirdness and bizarre sense of entitlement. Only took them a decade to figure it out. 

They've had it figured out for a while.  They generally ignored them for the first 7-8 years

 

Texas' "greatest rival" sure as fuck isnt aggy.       I mean aggy might think that way, but I sure as fuck dont.

thats like the mistress being convinced her lover is going to leave his wife for her.

58 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

Texas' "greatest rival" sure as fuck isnt aggy.       I mean aggy might think that way, but I sure as fuck dont.

thats like the mistress being convinced her lover is going to leave his wife for her.


They never said that. They did say we were aggy’s, which is true. 
 

 

At least they included Texas this week.

Missed opportunity from SEC Shorts. Just silly, gentle satire instead of funny, but hard truths. I guess they know to play in the laugh at yourself territory with perennial losers like aggy and Auburn. 

I guess I overlooked it when the schedules came out, but I  would have flipped it to Arkansas-LSU and OU-Misery. As Roll Call pointed out, OU-LSU feels very forced. They have almost none shared history. 
 

ESPN asked MS State and Ole Miss to move the Egg Bowl to Friday afternoon. You have to obey a direct order from the Mouse, but it’s a much better game on Thanksgiving night.

14 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Exactly the same premise and almost exactly the same jokes. Maybe call each other next time SEC Shorts and SEC Roll Call. 

counterpoint:  "Who gets custody of 'Bama?"  

6 hours ago, locodos said:

counterpoint:  "Who gets custody of 'Bama?"  

Yeah roll call was fantastic, as usual. The other was meh… as usual.

Will be nice to get this so we can make travel plans.

 

Is the SEC planning on doing their awards anytime soon? B1G yesterday, ACC today.  No Big 12 yet either

2 hours ago, mdmost said:

Will be nice to get this so we can make travel plans.

 

Prediction : Lots of complaints about Texas's schedule , No one actually wanting Texas on their schedule in place of any other teams other than maybe Georgia 

10 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Prediction : Lots of complaints about Texas's schedule , No one actually wanting Texas on their schedule in place of any other teams other than maybe Georgia 

I mean, it’s the exact same as this year, just flip the home/road. It’s mostly just knowing dates of games 

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Sources: South Carolina finds next A.D.

SEC program turns to proven Big 12 leader

John Brice      8 hours ago

South Carolina's quest to find a replacement for Ray Tanner atop its athletics program is complete.

Multiple sources with direct knowledge tell FootballScoop Wednesday that current TCU Athletics Director Jeremiah Donati will depart the Horned Frogs program for the top spot at the Southeastern Conference program.

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A formal announcement is expected in the coming days.  For Donati, it's a prime opportunity at a state flagship school in college athletics' most competitive conference across all sports, and it brings to an end a decorated run at TCU.

Head of the athletics department for seven years, Donati, who has a law degree, has overseen TCU's rise to win eight different national championships in various sports and double-digit Big 12 Conference crowns; his hiring of Sonny Dykes also helped the Horned Frogs reach the College Football Playoff title game two years ago.

Tanner, a multiple-time College World Series champion baseball coach for the Gamecocks, has been atop the South Carolina athletics department the past dozen years. It was announced earlier this year that Tanner would wind down his oversight of the Gamecocks's athletics department.

He hired Dawn Staley, who quickly transformed South Carolina women's basketball into the nation's top program with a trio of national championships, and also hired Shane Beamer to run South Carolina football. The Gamecocks just defeated rival Clemson to finish 9-3 and are on the cusp of the CFP's 12-team field.

South Carolina conducted a months-long national search to find Tanner's replacement, and SMU A.D. Rick Hart was among other finalists before Donati ultimately was the choice. 

 

Looks like Sankey might push for more CFP format changes this offseason.

Always hilarious how the SEC games the system to ensure wins like Alabama going to play Michigan. Overall though, I'll easily watch most of these. That Music City Bowl contains two of the most vanilla ass, constantly overrated programs. We're all going to be Fight On against aggy. And how awesome would it be if Navy beat OU?

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