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20 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Always hilarious how the SEC games the system to ensure wins like Alabama going to play Michigan. Overall though, I'll easily watch most of these. That Music City Bowl contains two of the most vanilla ass, constantly overrated programs. We're all going to be Fight On against aggy. And how awesome would it be if Navy beat OU?

There are some games in there where I’m going to have a hard time cheering for anyone. 

USC, Duke, Tulane and Navy, sure. 

Bielema or the whiners from SCar? Woof. 

I will hold my nose and cheer for LSU versus Baylor. 

Michigan over Bama? Bleh. 

Arkansas over Texas Tech? Terrible. 

I don’t really care about Vanderbilt and Ga Tech, I guess. 

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    SEC shorts is out, reminder, that putting the captions ON increases the experiences.  

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4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

There are some games in there where I’m going to have a hard time cheering for anyone. 

USC, Duke, Tulane and Navy, sure. 

Bielema or the whiners from SCar? Woof. 

I will hold my nose and cheer for LSU versus Baylor. 

Michigan over Bama? Bleh. 

Arkansas over Texas Tech? Terrible. 

I don’t really care about Vanderbilt and Ga Tech, I guess. 

I can easily root for Michigan over Bama because it would be hilarious to watch Bama lose to another team that was on our "soft schedule". It's probably not happening but would be amusing and would further light a fire under DeBoer's seat. Sellers will be fun to watch play some more but yeah Illnois is another one of those Big 10 teams that I was happy we weren't paired up with when there was speculation of a move to the Big 10. I'll go with LSU but it was be funny if they beat Kelly. Vandy and GT could be a fun game given how similar both teams are. 

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SEC shorts went ALL fucking OUT on this ep...  they must have written the basis of the script and started filming stupid early yest considering how long it is and how much extra shit they got in.

 

 

 

 

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2 hours ago, mdmost said:

 

South Carolina - fuck Bielema

Baylor - fuck BK

Navy - duh ousux

Duke - Go Maalik

Florida - Only SEC team I like

Michigan - Go Blue fuck the haters

USC - Meteor game 

Missouri - Can't stand the Hawkeyes (Stoops alma mater)

Texas Tech - fuck Arky

Vanderbilt - OK here is my SEC bias

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1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:

SEC shorts went ALL fucking OUT on this ep...  they must have written the basis of the script and started filming stupid early yest considering how long it is and how much extra shit they got in.

 

 

 

 

That may be the best one I’ve seen of these. The self-awareness of the absurdities of the fan bases make it work, and the “It’s the hope that kills you” set up (“Hope” has been a long running character in these for a couple of years) and payoff was great stuff. 

1 minute ago, BigHornedLurker said:

honestly thought it was amazing, high value, clearly know the fan bases and the pulse of CFB 

Plus that new chick is really hot.

11 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Plus that new chick is really hot.

Hot chicks are most important 

Only thing it was missing was a gratuitous shot against the Aggie yell leader character doing his sad little hand signals. 

23 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Plus that new chick is really hot.

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That one did the trick. Sure, it's kinda toned down jabs, but not always. Finebaum "on-air" support was good, SMU blasting money was good poke.

I think overall they press just enough to keep from running off fanbases, vice going full bore. I get it, they got some "commercial" support so have to play nice.

Should have found a way to work in the Vandy Pimp though. Not that there was much material to work with, but that's always a bit of fun. Seeing him all over Vandy's field on game day brings a laugh.

 

2 hours ago, ajax said:

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She kinda looks like a young Shannon Elizabeth. 

The fellas on Get Up this morning talked to Pawl, and Pawl said (to which they agreed) that the Conf Champ games are headed the way of the dodo. He also thinks it's likely if Day loses early in the playoffs, he's out. (Not that tOSU is SEC, but was part of the segment so added.)

 

Man some SEC teams getting hit up in the x-fer portal so far..

Alabama: 10
Arkansas: 24
Auburn: 12
Florida: 12
Georgia: 4
Kentucky: 20
LSU: 13
Mississippi State: 17, 1 in
Missouri: 6
Oklahoma: 11
Ole Miss: 6
South Carolina: 10
Tennessee: 8
Texas: 5
Texas A&M: 17
Vanderbilt: 13

Average: 11.75

Who had Kentucky & Arkansas showing A&M who's boss on their bing cards?

Was driving out in the hill country and was flipping stations. Listened to some sec oriented radio show which I later realized was Finebaum’s. 

Besides hating his guts, his sec callers were the biggest hillbilly morons I’ve ever listened to in my life. And apparently some of the same callers call in all the time. These people are truly stupid. What the hell has Texas mixed itself up with.  

Putting two good matchups in week 3 against aggy going to Notre Dame is funny. Georgia @ Tenn and Florida @ LSU. 

Alabama @ Georgia in late September is interesting. 

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1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

no home games in october. Wow

Dallas worked for us this year, against us next with home/away.  It happens. 

Aug 30 @tOSU

Sept 6 San Jose St

Sept 13 UTEP

Sept 20 Bye

Sept 27 Sam Houston

Oct 4 @Florida

Oct 11 OU

Oct 18 @Kentucky

Oct 25 @Miss St
 

so November will have bye, @Georgia, vandy, arky, A&M at home 

 

Sam Houston announced tonight? Don’t remember seeing that before 

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Just now, UTexasFight said:

Aug 30 at tOSU

Sept 6 San Jose St

Sept 13 UTEP

Sept 20 Bye

Sept 27 Sam Houston

Oct 4 at Florida

Oct 11 OU

Oct 18 @Kentucky

Oct 25 @Miss St
 

so November will have vandy, arky, A&M and bye 

Georgia?

2 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Was driving out in the hill country and was flipping stations. Listened to some sec oriented radio show which I later realized was Finebaum’s. 

Besides hating his guts, his sec callers were the biggest hillbilly morons I’ve ever listened to in my life. And apparently some of the same callers call in all the time. These people are truly stupid. What the hell has Texas mixed itself up with.  

A shit-ton of gumps, money, and Disney media hype for our "helmet games".

Defending champion tour:

Aug 30 at tOSU

Sept 6 San Jose St

Sept 13 UTEP

Sept 20 Bye

Sept 27 Sam Houston

Oct 4 at Florida

Oct 11 Oklahoma 

Oct 18 at Kentucky

Oct 25 at Miss St

Nov 1 Vanderbilt

Nov 8 Bye

Nov 15 at Georgia

Nov 22 Arkansas

Nov 29 Texas A&M

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Florida:

8/30 - Long Island
9/6 - USF
9/13 - at LSU
9/20 - at Miami
9/27 - bye
10/4 - Texas
10/11 - at A&M
10/18 - MSU
10/25 - bye
11/1 - UGA
11/8 - at UK
11/15 - at Ole Miss
11/22 - Tennessee
11/29 - FSU

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

We open at the shoe?  That might get some media attention. 

not a possibility 

6 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Sam Houston announced tonight? Don’t remember seeing that before 

We’ve known since March. 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

We open at the shoe?  That might get some media attention. 

I didn't realize that you split up the Michigan game... or was that part of the network negotiation to get out of the Big 12?

7 minutes ago, gatormarc said:

I didn't realize that you split up the Michigan game... or was that part of the network negotiation to get out of the Big 12?

Yep they moved that game up to this year to be on Fox to get the deal done early. 

22 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Yep they moved that game up to this year to be on Fox to get the deal done early. 

They just flipped the Michigan 2024 game from home to away as a bone to throw to Fox. The OSU away and home were always sandwiched between the Michigan games. 

35 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

6 weeks without a bye is gonna be rough 

at least the opponents are mostly weak. Swamp and Dallas back to back will be tough 

@Florida should be decently tough next year. OU is going to be ass 

Actually surprised Kiffin passed 

Kiffin doesn't want anyone to know where the bodies are buried. Funny that most of the contenders passed. Not you, OU. 

But, does attention whore aggy want the scrutiny of a Netflix docuseries? 

Hard Knocks at The Station is gonna be lit!

3 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

But, does attention whore aggy want the scrutiny of a Netflix docuseries? 

Hard Knocks at The Station is gonna be lit!

that story has already been told… but I’m all for a sequel of this disaster 

https://12thman.com/news/2001/6/26/205231476

 

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