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2 hours ago, Js1 said:

K, i think you just don't get it, and that's fine.  I'm not going to argue with you, because you're going to out-word me by a factor of 5,0000

You're right. I don't get it. Arizona State is not the caliber of the other marquee opponents, and comparing Arizona State to Texas doesn't make any sense to me whatsoever. It makes sense to you, and that's all that matters.

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    SEC shorts is out, reminder, that putting the captions ON increases the experiences.  

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    SEC All-Time Conference Winning Percentage Ranking 1. Texas - 0.857 2. Alabama - 0.725 3. Georgia - 0.635 4. Georgia Tech - 0.616 5. Tennessee - 0.603 6. LSU - 0.590 7. Florida - 0.58

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Dunno, but ASU ranks pretty well with anybody in this category….

 

 

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3 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Dunno, but ASU ranks pretty well with anybody in this category….

 

 

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There are a lot of hot women in the Phoenix area, no question, and especially on that campus. 

Of course, there are just a ton of students. Allegedly more than 80,000 on campus, with another 60k+ online.

This may have been posted somewhere, but Alabama's starting defensive tackle Tim Keenan is out for a few weeks with a high ankle sprain. He underwent a tightrope procedure to help.

"Redshirt freshman Jeremiah Beaman and true freshman London Simmons are next in line to step in for Keenan."

This is in addition to starting RB Miller being out with a collarbone injury, and starting tackle Roberts out with a concussion. The key is whether they're ready to go for Georgia on September 27. Especially Keenan.

The cupcakes were great as was the Arch panic button. 

Need a Ed O - “Geaux Tigers!” following that Band picture.

Hook’em!!!

In talking about paying for wins, aggy with "sometimes you feel worse after" was a nice jab. 

 

1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:


not his best 

I'm warming up to the "I am TEXAS and y'all ain't" t-shirt. Too bad it's black

14 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

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It doesn't matter till it does...this poll literally affects, even if subconsciously, the Playoff rankings and seedings.

32 minutes ago, Drew said:

It doesn't matter till it does...this poll literally affects, even if subconsciously, the Playoff rankings and seedings.

Your grasp of English is... interesting 

1 hour ago, Drew said:

It doesn't matter till it does...this poll literally affects, even if subconsciously, the Playoff rankings and seedings.

FIFY

Happy, @TrashMaster G ?

18 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Your grasp of English is... interesting 

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How is UGA? Looking at the score they seem underwhelming, but it’s also the beginning of the season. This one guy, forgot his name I’m pretty sure he was down on arch the first game. The football guy? Idk he wears glasses, anyway he was impressed with them saying the defense is good and they were vanilla but expected because they don’t want to show anyone anything lol something about Kirby being serious this year because he was on his team hard that game.

6 minutes ago, TexasExe14 said:

How is UGA? Looking at the score they seem underwhelming, but it’s also the beginning of the season. This one guy, forgot his name I’m pretty sure he was down on arch the first game. The football guy? Idk he where’s glasses, anyway he was impressed with them saying the defense is good and they were vanilla but expected because they don’t want to show anyone anything lol something about Kirby being serious this year because he was on his team hard that game.

Seen/heard a few be very underwhelmed with them...particularly the offesives side.

But it's fucking Georgia and Kirby, they'll be in the SEC title game most likely.

33 minutes ago, Drew said:

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30 minutes ago, TexasExe14 said:

How is UGA? Looking at the score they seem underwhelming, but it’s also the beginning of the season. This one guy, forgot his name I’m pretty sure he was down on arch the first game. The football guy? Idk he where’s glasses, anyway he was impressed with them saying the defense is good and they were vanilla but expected because they don’t want to show anyone anything lol something about Kirby being serious this year because he was on his team hard that game.

The FilmGuy guy his start as a Georgia 995er, so...He's from Georiga, went to a small college in Georgia, and worked for a GA based sports website for awhile. 

He's fine to watch, but at the same time, the guy is also a biased fan. 

10 minutes ago, Lidig8r said:

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The FilmGuy guy his start as a Georgia 995er, so...He's from Georiga, went to a small college in Georgia, and worked for a GA based sports website for awhile. 

He's fine to watch, but at the same time, the guy is also a biased fan. 

Okay yeah, this makes a lot of sense now. lol
51 minutes ago, TexasExe14 said:

How is UGA? Looking at the score they seem underwhelming, but it’s also the beginning of the season. This one guy, forgot his name I’m pretty sure he was down on arch the first game. The football guy? Idk he wears glasses, anyway he was impressed with them saying the defense is good and they were vanilla but expected because they don’t want to show anyone anything lol something about Kirby being serious this year because he was on his team hard that game.

They are in big big trouble on offense.  They are 130th in air yards per attempt.  Many people excoriated Quinn and Sark for this last year.  You tell me, do you think Stockton can hold Quinn's jock?

1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:

 

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you wacky kids and you're new fangled inventions. what's next? portable phones and stuff?

1 hour ago, Fondren & Main said:

They are in big big trouble on offense.  They are 130th in air yards per attempt.  Many people excoriated Quinn and Sark for this last year.  You tell me, do you think Stockton can hold Quinn's jock?

Joel Klatt told me on TV this morning that Georgia is a contender for a national title

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12 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Joel Klatt told me on TV this morning that Georgia is a contender for a national title

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You’ll have to forgive him.  He’s taken a few too many shots to the head.

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These cancellations will be interesting to watch. I don't think anyone can blame Florida when they have Florida State every year. They still have Colorado in 2028 and 2029. They also have Notre Dame in 2031 and 2032. 

 

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Tracy started with a 2 way wrist radio….

 

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13 hours ago, mdmost said:

These cancellations will be interesting to watch. I don't think anyone can blame Florida when they have Florida State every year. They still have Colorado in 2028 and 2029. They also have Notre Dame in 2031 and 2032. 

 

Yeah they're not going to catch flack from me when they play Florida St every year and mix in miami sometimes too. And the future home and homes are decent.

As long as they don't replace them with Incarnate Word...of course.  You can play UCF or even South Alabama or something, lol.

I just have to get this out, but a very, very good friend of mine graduates from Clemson, works with Ckenson's NIL and all that shit, and he got us tickets to see Clemson vs USCe. I have only been to Myrtle Beach, and that's as far as I've been in SC, but getting to see Clemson take on USCe is a dream of mine. His dad played for Clemson in the 1980s, I believe? Doesn't matter. This is gonna be awesome. 

Sorry I got the news today and I had ti share it. 

The legend of Diego Pavia grows. There’s a jumble of competent teams in the SEC and now Vandy looks like one of them. All of a sudden their game at Alabama looks like a fun and important one. 

https://www.footballscoop.com/2025/09/15/sec-hiring-associate-commissioner-for-football-apply-here

 

The SEC is hiring a football czar. Apply here.

 

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It's often said that Greg Sankey is the most powerful person in college football, by virtue of his station as the highest-ranking official in the nation's best football conference. Well, this newly-created position wouldn't outrank Sankey, but it will run football for the conference that, for the past 20 years or so, has run college football.

The SEC is hiring an Associate Commissioner for Football, and has contracted Parker Executive Search to run the process to find that person. The job description is posted below:

 

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The Associate Commissioner for Football will provide leadership and oversight for football operations, policy, and stakeholder engagement within the Southeastern Conference. This role serves as the Conference’s primary liaison to head football coaches, football administrators, and national organizations, ensuring alignment with the SEC’s mission and responsiveness to the evolving collegiate athletics landscape. Key areas of responsibility include football competition standards, policy advisement on national governance issues (NIL, transfer policies, College Football Playoff, employment models), enhancement of officiating and scheduling practices, and advancing student-athlete welfare and program integrity.

 

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The conference's 4-page position description makes it sound as if they're trying to hire Nick Saban, or the closest person to Nick Saban they can find. Among the job duties:

 

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 - Serve as a credible and trusted leader, leveraging football experience (coaching and/or operations) to inform decisions among head coaches, administrators, and stakeholders.

- Lead all head football coach meetings by setting agendas, facilitating strategic dialogue, andd riving alignment among some of the sport’s most accomplished and high-profile leaders; whileserving as a trusted connector and relationship builder who can guide the room, foster collaboration, and uphold the SEC’s football culture.

- Lead football-specific initiatives that support student-athlete welfare, competitive equity, and holistic development, ensuring alignment with SEC values and priorities.

In short, you're going to be leading meetings with 16 multi-millionaire head coaches. You'd better be comfortable sitting at the head of that table. Qualifications include:

- Progressive experience in football administration, coaching, or executive-level leadership within collegiate or professional football is required, with demonstrated leadership in high-profile or high-stakes environments preferred.

- Demonstrated success managing football-specific operations and strategy at the highest levels with a track record of leading complex initiatives and contributing to the strategic advancement of the sport, is preferred.

- Deep understanding of the current and emerging structure, governance, and cultural dynamics of college football—including issues related to athlete employment models, NIL, expanded CFP, health and safety protocols, and roster management in the transfer portal era.

- Hands-on experience with football operations, including scheduling models, officiating oversight, game day management, and policy development. Ability to lead with clarity on matters that influence competitive equity, media exposure, and postseason access.

- Proven ability to build and sustain relationships with athletic directors, head coaches, game officials, campus leaders, bowl executives, TV partners, and media. Adept at aligning stakeholders around common objectives while navigating high-pressure dynamics.

- Skilled at building consensus among diverse constituents—including university presidents, athletic directors, head coaches, television partners, student-athletes, and national governing bodies. 

Do you have what it takes to be the SEC football czar? Apply here.

 

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8 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

https://www.footballscoop.com/2025/09/15/sec-hiring-associate-commissioner-for-football-apply-here

The SEC is hiring a football czar. Apply here.

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 - Serve as a credible and trusted leader, leveraging football experience (coaching and/or operations) to inform decisions among head coaches, administrators, and stakeholders.

- Lead all head football coach meetings by setting agendas, facilitating strategic dialogue, andd riving alignment among some of the sport’s most accomplished and high-profile leaders; whileserving as a trusted connector and relationship builder who can guide the room, foster collaboration, and uphold the SEC’s football culture.

- Lead football-specific initiatives that support student-athlete welfare, competitive equity, and holistic development, ensuring alignment with SEC values and priorities.

In short, you're going to be leading meetings with 16 multi-millionaire head coaches. You'd better be comfortable sitting at the head of that table. Qualifications include:

- Progressive experience in football administration, coaching, or executive-level leadership within collegiate or professional football is required, with demonstrated leadership in high-profile or high-stakes environments preferred.

- Demonstrated success managing football-specific operations and strategy at the highest levels with a track record of leading complex initiatives and contributing to the strategic advancement of the sport, is preferred.

- Deep understanding of the current and emerging structure, governance, and cultural dynamics of college football—including issues related to athlete employment models, NIL, expanded CFP, health and safety protocols, and roster management in the transfer portal era.

- Hands-on experience with football operations, including scheduling models, officiating oversight, game day management, and policy development. Ability to lead with clarity on matters that influence competitive equity, media exposure, and postseason access.

- Proven ability to build and sustain relationships with athletic directors, head coaches, game officials, campus leaders, bowl executives, TV partners, and media. Adept at aligning stakeholders around common objectives while navigating high-pressure dynamics.

- Skilled at building consensus among diverse constituents—including university presidents, athletic directors, head coaches, television partners, student-athletes, and national governing bodies. 

Do you have what it takes to be the SEC football czar? Apply here.

 

 

Here's the guy for the job...

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On 9/13/2025 at 7:02 PM, William Bludworth said:

I just have to get this out, but a very, very good friend of mine graduates from Clemson, works with Ckenson's NIL and all that shit, and he got us tickets to see Clemson vs USCe. I have only been to Myrtle Beach, and that's as far as I've been in SC, but getting to see Clemson take on USCe is a dream of mine. His dad played for Clemson in the 1980s, I believe? Doesn't matter. This is gonna be awesome. 

Sorry I got the news today and I had ti share it. 

Enjoy!

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