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I know it’s just rage baiting, and this clown is literally an Aggie Shill and in his knees for Looch…

 

But this is absolute obscene.  Texas behind LSU AND that Auburn team?  Really? 

Aggie jumping OU for looking even WORSE against Auburn? 

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    SEC shorts is out, reminder, that putting the captions ON increases the experiences.  

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    SEC All-Time Conference Winning Percentage Ranking 1. Texas - 0.857 2. Alabama - 0.725 3. Georgia - 0.635 4. Georgia Tech - 0.616 5. Tennessee - 0.603 6. LSU - 0.590 7. Florida - 0.58

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1 hour ago, Drew said:

I know it’s just rage baiting, and this clown is literally an Aggie Shill and in his knees for Looch…

 

But this is absolute obscene.  Texas behind LSU AND that Auburn team?  Really? 

Aggie jumping OU for looking even WORSE against Auburn? 

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Soon as I seen Auburn above Texas I stopped looking, but at the same time our offense hasn’t been spectacular other than 1 game. 

It’s been beyond time to move on from Piglet in Lexington and hopefully the AD is feeling the heat as well. 

9 hours ago, Drew said:

I know it’s just rage baiting, and this clown is literally an Aggie Shill and in his knees for Looch…

 

But this is absolute obscene.  Texas behind LSU AND that Auburn team?  Really? 

Aggie jumping OU for looking even WORSE against Auburn? 

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Seems to be par for the course for these reactionary week to week morons.

None of the SEC Now hosts had Texas in their top 5. 

Remember to the SEC, Texas is the interloper. We upset them last year going into the SEC championship game.  They are still torqued about that.  Any time they feel that Texas is down they’ll jump on that.   Comes with the territory. 🤘

37 minutes ago, NashLonghorn said:

Remember to the SEC, Texas is the interloper. We upset them last year going into the SEC championship game.  They are still torqued about that.  Any time they feel that Texas is down they’ll jump on that.   Comes with the territory. 🤘

Yeah, it's like all the Horns-down signs we saw on TV games this weekend when with us in a bye week. Rent-free, baby, rent-free. 

10 hours ago, Drew said:

I know it’s just rage baiting, and this clown is literally an Aggie Shill and in his knees for Looch…

 

But this is absolute obscene.  Texas behind LSU AND that Auburn team?  Really? 

Aggie jumping OU for looking even WORSE against Auburn? 

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3 hours ago, NashLonghorn said:

Remember to the SEC, Texas is the interloper. We upset them last year going into the SEC championship game.  They are still torqued about that.  Any time they feel that Texas is down they’ll jump on that.   Comes with the territory. 🤘

 

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We haven’t won shit, strictly based on prove it to me on the field Texas isn’t shit. Now do I think Texas finishes 12th? Hahaha, no fucking way.  But right now who cares.

17 hours ago, Drew said:

I know it’s just rage baiting, and this clown is literally an Aggie Shill and in his knees for Looch…

 

But this is absolute obscene.  Texas behind LSU AND that Auburn team?  Really? 

Aggie jumping OU for looking even WORSE against Auburn? 

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So you know it’s rage baiting and you choose to fall for it. We have not played an SEC game yet so if we’re behind other teams in some dipshit’s hypothetical power rankings then who cares. We have our chance to show what we’re worth this Saturday. Maybe stop looking to get offended. 

I know it’s just rage baiting, and this clown is literally an Aggie Shill and in his knees for Looch…
 
But this is absolute obscene.  Texas behind LSU AND that Auburn team?  Really? 

Aggie jumping OU for looking even WORSE against Auburn? 
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They like to claim it is based on performance, and since Texas hasn’t played a conference game, yet Texas is not going to rank well. However that falls apart when you see that 0-2 teams are ahead of us, and 0-1 teams behind us, Ole Miss is 3-0, and Georgia is 1-1. In other words, their rankings are mostly “pick one of the traditional SEC power teams to take the top spots, and then just let our idiocy decide the rest.” These are the types of losers that chant S-E-C.
1 hour ago, Hellraiser97 said:

YOU ARE GEORGIA'S DADDY!

 

Greatness

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Don't forget pimp in the rear view mirror.

 

16 hours ago, Nivek said:


They like to claim it is based on performance, and since Texas hasn’t played a conference game, yet Texas is not going to rank well. However that falls apart when you see that 0-2 teams are ahead of us, and 0-1 teams behind us, Ole Miss is 3-0, and Georgia is 1-1. In other words, their rankings are mostly “pick one of the traditional SEC power teams to take the top spots, and then just let our idiocy decide the rest.” These are the types of losers that chant S-E-C.

This is Mike digging for clicks. He says it is based on who would win on a neutral field, and even UTEP Arch would beat Auburn. That is why I have not clicked on any of those at all. I like watching Shane's Tennessee reactions since he is invested; I also like watching all SEC podcasts when Texas starts winning because they all start to pucker, and they can't hide it. The face of relief on all these guys after the SEC championship game was comical, only to have them disingenuously root for Texas when they were the last SEC team left in the playoffs was priceless.

16 hours ago, Underdog said:

Death, taxes and UK FB bringing up the rear. 

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You're gonna have to fight us for that!  Well, maybe fight is the wrong verb, but you know what I mean damit

14 minutes ago, locodos said:

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You're gonna have to fight us for that!  Well, maybe fight is the wrong verb, but you know what I mean damit

 

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Paw, Paw! They’re letting negroes drink out of the water fountains at Bryant Denny!

20 hours ago, Underdog said:

Death, taxes and UK FB bringing up the rear. 

Man if aggy hadn’t got cold feet on stoops at the last minute…

5 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Paw, Paw! They’re letting negroes drink out of the water fountains at Bryant Denny!

*They’s

8 hours ago, mdleast said:

wut
 

 

The Alabama populace has elected George Wallace, Roy Moore, Tommy Tuberville, and Jeff Sessions.  And Bruce Pearl’s name is being thrown around.  Finebaum would not be a reach …

10 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Ladies and gentlemen, Jackson Arnold, has been benched...again.

 

...because he's a lousy passer who can't read defenses?

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Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

How you gonna get benched on yo week off?

The decision was based on his tape from the aggy shit-show game?

2 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

I'm an idiot LOL.  He should be benched though.  That's a fake account.

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Yeah, I just caught that too. Furk

22 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Ladies and gentlemen, Jackson Arnold, has been benched...again.

 

Arnold Jackson sucks. Same as it ever was. 

1 hour ago, Fondren & Main said:

Ladies and gentlemen, Jackson Arnold, has been benched...again.

 

Too bad we're not playing Auburn so we could "Miss another starting QB"

17 minutes ago, Drew said:

Too bad we're not playing Auburn so we could "Miss another starting QB"

 

That’s fake. 

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Had not heard about this...

Theo Von's Diego Pavia mom bet

Here's the clip from the South Carolina game earlier this season. Cubelic asks Von about a bet he made with the quarterback. Essentially if Vanderbilt were to win, Pavia would set Von up on a date with his mother. Von is seen and heard saying "yes, that's true.:" 

 

Tate McRae gets added to Theo Von-Diego Pavia bet

Pavia seemed to confirm the bet on X after the game. But he added that the deal was only square if Von set Pavia on a date with pop star Tate McRae: 

 

On 9/28/2025 at 7:40 PM, Brian Fantana said:

Longhorn burners doing some fishing today

Not a doubt in my mind we’d beat Indiana handily…. Tech too.

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1 minute ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Not a doubt in my mind we’d be Indiana handily…. Tech too.

I wouldn't want to be Indiana or Tech.

On 9/29/2025 at 5:08 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

*They’s

also *nigras most likely.

Some strong hall monitor energy here all of a sudden.

I'm watching UK vs UGA on Skycast. There is no commentary, just stadium noise. On every 3rd down the UGA booth annoucer goes into "it's 3rd down". But he stretches the "3rd" out for 30 seconds. It's annoying as hell. He needs to be throat punched. 

1 minute ago, Crapinon said:

I'm watching UK vs UGA on Skycast. There is no commentary, just stadium noise. On every 3rd down the UGA booth annoucer goes into "it's 3rd down". But he stretches the "3rd" out for 30 seconds. It's annoying as hell. He needs to be throat punched. 

Think I rather hear that than Jesse and I think it's Joe T and his over the top excitement at every 3 yard run. 

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