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I hate fucking SEC Final. Dari is a Sooner, and spent most of the segment trying to coach the team.

They cleverly cut to Roman Harper every time they criticized Mateer. Doering infamously spent the preseason and season writing on air love letters to Mateer. Instead of defending his takes, they just glossed over it.

Showed the Sooners post game presser only. A bunch of honorable loss spin zone bullshit. 

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On 10/12/2025 at 12:29 AM, billfromlaketravis said:

I hate fucking SEC Final. Dari is a Sooner, and spent most of the segment trying to coach the team.

They cleverly cut to Roman Harper every time they criticized Mateer. Doering infamously spent the preseason and season writing on air love letters to Mateer. Instead of defending his takes, they just glossed over it.

Showed the Sooners post game presser only. A bunch of honorable loss spin zone bullshit. 

Doering is a complete fucktard.  He's the new Trev Alberts; a vile villain.  I have nothing against Florida, but will now root for them to meltdown every game just to piss on that cocksucker.

I like Harper, Tebow and Cubelic.  They are fair in their critiques without coming across as biased assholes.

24 minutes ago, RPM said:

 

Georgia clapping the Time out, and Aggie saying "Amateurs" to James Franklins only 49Mil buy out were good.

Battered Aggie Syndrome just waiting next to Aggie too...

3 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

Doering is a complete fucktard.  He's the new Trev Alberts; a vile villain.  I have nothing against Florida, but will now root for them to meltdown every game just to piss on that cocksucker.

I like Harper, Tebow and Cubelic.  They are fair in their critiques without coming across as biased assholes.

Cubes is very good. I’d recommend some of his explanations of slide protection. Pretty interesting. 
 

Doering sucks. Shocked Roman hasn’t asked him to defend his Mateer and OU takes from earlier in the season. 

Doering still trying to suck Mateer’s dick on SEC This Morning.

He went on some insane rant about how Mateer stayed on the field to watch the Golden Hat Ceremony and how that was an indicator of character and resolve. 

Watching the Paul Finebaum show this afternoon for the first time. My lord I am weeping for humanity right now. The entire S/E quarter of our country is full of chucklehead mutts. I know water is wet. Carry on.

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

Watching the Paul Finebaum show this afternoon for the first time. My lord I am weeping for humanity right now. The entire S/E quarter of our country is full of chucklehead mutts. I know water is wet. Carry on.

I can’t think of single redeeming quality. Even his guests suck. Chip Brown is his Texas expert. Looch is his aggy expert. 
 

The callers  haven’t been funny since Tammy passed in 2018.

24 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I can’t think of single redeeming quality. Even his guests suck. Chip Brown is his Texas expert. Looch is his aggy expert. 
 

The callers  haven’t been funny since Tammy passed in 2018.

Well I am one and done I know that much.

9 hours ago, Drew said:

Georgia clapping the Time out, and Aggie saying "Amateurs" to James Franklins only 49Mil buy out were good.

Battered Aggie Syndrome just waiting next to Aggie too...

Classic. But the ref and the OBI wan Jawja stole it. 

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Yeah, the hat was a nice touch.

17 hours ago, Scholz said:

Watching the Paul Finebaum show this afternoon for the first time. My lord I am weeping for humanity right now. The entire S/E quarter of our country is full of chucklehead mutts. I know water is wet. Carry on.

 

15 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I can’t think of single redeeming quality. Even his guests suck. Chip Brown is his Texas expert. Looch is his aggy expert. 
 

The callers  haven’t been funny since Tammy passed in 2018.

Finebaum is the poster child example of a worthless human being. 

17 hours ago, Scholz said:

Watching the Paul Finebaum show this afternoon for the first time. My lord I am weeping for humanity right now. The entire S/E quarter of our country is full of chucklehead mutts. I know water is wet. Carry on.

Yeah, you want to get a good idea of why we’re all fucked, watch 10 minutes of his callers.  Not sure any of them have an IQ north of 85.

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Hint: They have money.

My fattest friend at UT was a Silver Spur, his father was obscenely wealthy, and drove a Range Rover. He crushed  ass. 

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I’d recommend SEC Inside. 30 minute episode on the RRS. Episode aired on 10/14.

The OU segments are unintentionally hilarious. Did I hear that right? Skeletor runs scout QB every week? 

7 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I’d recommend SEC Inside. 30 minute episode on the RRS. Episode aired on 10/14.

The OU segments are unintentionally hilarious. Did I hear that right? Skeletor runs scout QB every week? 

Saw this and had to rewind to make sure I heard it correctly. 

LOL Jesus

Seniors at Auburn have seen the Tigers win just four SEC home games in their time at the school. Three of the four wins came by 3 points or less, with two ending in overtime. • Def. Missouri 17-14 in OT in 2022 • Def. Texas A&M 13-10 in 2022 • Def. Miss State 27-13 in 2023 • Def. Texas A&M 43-41 in 4OT in 2024

Texas won 3 SEC home games in their first year in the league, lol 

And in the most bipolar ways - a vintage SEC SEC SEC defense slugfest and then a Big 12-esque 4OT shootout

I honestly feel bad for Auburn.  They are getting worked over by the refs this year.

13 minutes ago, JBJ said:

I honestly feel bad for Auburn.  They are getting worked over by the refs this year.

Counterpoint, they're a cheating SOS school, at systemic levels, with shitty asshat boosters. 

16 minutes ago, JBJ said:

I honestly feel bad for Auburn.  They are getting worked over by the refs this year.

Naw, fuck 'em.

I lived in the Southeast for a while. Small town with a specific industry so there were a lot of people from all over. I got to know a lot of SEC fanbases, and the Auburn fans were the worst by a wide margin. They play into every "rich, entitled, southern" stereotype. There are plenty of bad fanbases in the SEC, but the unearned pride and superiority of Auburn fans made them particularly grating. 

Also, super duper racist. I thought I knew racism, but it was at best casual racism. Those Auburn folks were into some ranked, competitive racism. 

Interwebs saying Napier is out at Florida. Beating Horns not enough to save job. 
 

 

On 10/17/2025 at 10:26 AM, JBJ said:

I honestly feel bad for Auburn.  They are getting worked over by the refs this year.

Maybe they shouldn’t have hired the Hugh Freeze experience and gone full Righteous Gemstones. 
 

Auburn being bad and losing close, boring games is a great SEC experience. 

19 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

 

LSU trying to sell BK to PSU was pretty funny as was that camera pan to aggy.

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16 hours ago, RPM said:

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Was there more on Gameday that I missed? I saw him get Nick to put the cape on before an early break, but that was all I saw. 

That was all I saw.

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

 

I don’t care about horns down but for some reason I found myself irritated by the state backup TE catching a td and immediately running over to a camera for a horns down. Their good TE did it also. 
 

can’t decide why. Might be related to ctj’s thread in that it was a backup player from a nobody school.  But I’ve seen that plenty before.  Maybe it was the aggressiveness of hey I just caught my first td and like 4th catch all season, I need to run to the nearest camera and do this.

we ended up winning and it’s the next day, and it still came to mind.  So maybe it has nothing to do with state or that kid, and I’m transferring my aggravation of the team’s performance relative to expectations onto opponents.  
 

anyway, i hope they’re all miserable about being denied a Texas loss to a sec bottom dweller. 

I’m not going to overreact to Alabama’s close-run game against USC.  They just came out unscathed against the most grueling stretch of games anyone in the nation will play. They need a bye week. That said, DeBoer has a weird knack for seemingly getting his team to play exactly at the level of their opponent whether said opponent is really good or just mediocre. 
 

I am convinced the SEC could easily deserve four, maybe five CFP berths, although the two top Big Ten teams look like the two elite nationwide. Beyond that though— I have a hard time seeing anyone beyond maybe Miami, Oregon and ND really playing with the big group of Bama, UGA, A&M, Ole Miss, Vandy, and even Tennessee. The conference may not have the top team, but it’s clearly the deepest and better by far than the ACC and Big XII. 

8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I don’t care about horns down but for some reason I found myself irritated by the state backup TE catching a td and immediately running over to a camera for a horns down. Their good TE did it also. 
 

can’t decide why. Might be related to ctj’s thread in that it was a backup player from a nobody school.  But I’ve seen that plenty before.  Maybe it was the aggressiveness of hey I just caught my first td and like 4th catch all season, I need to run to the nearest camera and do this.

we ended up winning and it’s the next day, and it still came to mind.  So maybe it has nothing to do with state or that kid, and I’m transferring my aggravation of the team’s performance relative to expectations onto opponents.  
 

anyway, i hope they’re all miserable about being denied a Texas loss to a sec bottom dweller. 

I chuckled at Brenen Thompson doing this after we won in OT.

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