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  • AUS-97HORN
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    SEC shorts is out, reminder, that putting the captions ON increases the experiences.  

  • Huckleberry
    Huckleberry

    SEC All-Time Conference Winning Percentage Ranking 1. Texas - 0.857 2. Alabama - 0.725 3. Georgia - 0.635 4. Georgia Tech - 0.616 5. Tennessee - 0.603 6. LSU - 0.590 7. Florida - 0.58

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19 hours ago, Duane Moore said:

Probably not the last one:

 

Yeah, look, I think it’s hard to call for the players to sell out for a program when the program shoots its horse in midstream. 
 

Perkins is a crazy athlete. A&M didn’t scheme to avoid him, it schemed to target him. Clear indicator that the defensive coaching was crap. 

26 minutes ago, RPM said:

 

LOL at the 2:50 mark to OU. "It's beginning to look a lot like last year"...

Matt released this morning instead of last night.

 

a few good ones, but I dont think it was his best effort.

 

 

 

MSU snaps 15 SEC game losing streak with win over Arkansas today. Golly, I wonder who holds that distinction of current longest SEC losing streak now? 

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1 minute ago, Underdog said:

MSU snaps 15 SEC game losing streak with win over Arkansas today. Golly, I wonder who holds that distinction of current longest SEC losing streak now? 

I think it was 16 games due to the UT win, no?

a decent run by the Shorts team today.

 

I especially loved Hope giving Aggy the "you're next" eyes.

 

only thing they could have done better is call in the ref during our game and tell them they need more vandypimp swaggar

 

 

1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:

a decent run by the Shorts team today.

 

I especially loved Hope giving Aggy the "you're next" eyes.

 

only thing they could have done better is call in the ref during our game and tell them they need more vandypimp swaggar

 

 

Yep if Hope give me those eyes I might fall for it too...and Aggie Battered Syndrome being jealous and pulling them away, lol.

With DJ Durkin now interim HC, the SEC has reached natural stasis of number of head coaches who killed a kid: 1. 

4 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

a decent run by the Shorts team today.

 

I especially loved Hope giving Aggy the "you're next" eyes.

 

only thing they could have done better is call in the ref during our game and tell them they need more vandypimp swaggar

 

 

You guys liked it? I thought it was the worst one in years. The aggie part was the only thing that was remotely funny to me. 

32 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

You guys liked it? I thought it was the worst one in years. The aggie part was the only thing that was remotely funny to me. 

Same, the only thing that got a chuckle from me.

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Matt's cooking today, pretty good

 

SEC Shorts pulls too many punches for my liking. The only time they truly went in on a team is when Texas lost at home to Bama back in 2022. 
 

If team truly sucks it’s OK to say so and make fun of them. Instead, they tiptoed around the YouTube TV carriage issue. Plenty of meat on the bone elsewhere.

Roll Call is much funnier and more honest. 

When we slept Georgia's ass, will Kirby complain about our having a bye week before the game and the unfair advantage we were given?

43 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

When we slept Georgia's ass, will Kirby complain about our having a bye week before the game and the unfair advantage we were given?

Obviously Professor Snape GIF - Obviously Professor snape ...

On 11/4/2025 at 9:33 AM, crash_davis said:

When we slept Georgia's ass, will Kirby complain about our having a bye week before the game and the unfair advantage we were given?

Yes.

and i will lick up every tear 

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surprise mid week drop by SEC Shorts....

 

The exclusive coaches buying club:

 

 

 

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose

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One of the best of the season.  Really encapsulates the stupidity of LSU and Auburn.  

More SEC Shorts if it annoys Greenspoint. 

2 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Fuck the sec and fuck sec shorts. Dad humor for old white dudes

I agree. Now I'm questioning my stance.

2 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Fuck the sec and fuck sec shorts. Dad humor for old white dudes

You're both a father, and an old white dude. Sounds like you show up with bejangled Ed Hardy jeans and a salt life t-shirt to the parent teacher conferences and accuse your kid's teacher of being "sus."

7 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Fuck the sec and fuck sec shorts. Dad humor for old white dudes

The greatest endorsement possible.

On 11/10/2025 at 5:46 PM, InkaUtexas said:

 

The Vandy 14th year sr line got me

just to piss off Greenspoint.

 

shorts did decently working up aggy today, while giving us our well deserved beatdown.  

 

gotta love the Trooper showing up.

 

 

If we beat aggy they would need both Auburn (26.5% ESPN Analytics chance to win) and Mississippi State (21.6% ESPN Analytics chance to win) to upset Bama and Ole Miss, otherwise they will have been knocked out of the SEC championship. That comes out to an over 94% chance of being kept out of the SEC title game if aggy loses to us on Friday.

Interesting to me, if aggy beats us, that would go a long way towards keeping Georgia out of the SEC title game (Bama would have the head to head and the higher cumulative opponent winning percentage), so bitchtit Kirby Smart probably will be rooting for us on Friday.

This is how it works out, check my math.

Week of Nov 26, teams at the top of the SEC standings:

aggy (7-0) to play TEX (Nov 28)

Georgia (7-1 [Bama]) done with Conference Play

Ole Miss (6-1 [Georgia]) to play MISS ST (Nov 28)

Alabama (6-1 [Oklahoma]) to play AUB (Nov 29)

If Texas Wins:

aggy 7-1

Georgia 7-1

Ole Miss 7-1 or 6-2

Alabama 7-1 or 6-2

That is four different outcomes:

  1. Only aggy and Georgia are 7-1 at the end of the weeek
    • Both will advance to SEC championship game
  2. If all four teams are 7-1
    • Alabama and Georgia would play for SEC championship
    • No complete round-robin
    • No team has beaten all three of the other 7-1 teams
    • No team has lost to all three of the other 7-1 teams
    • There are no Common Conference Opponents among the four 7-1 teams
    • The cumulative conference winning percentage method yields a clear first place team (Alabama)
      • Texas A&M opponents' conference winning percentage: 28.125% to 29.69%
        • Auburn (1-7 [lost to Bama because we are assuming Bama is 7-1])
        • Miss St (1-7 [lost to Ole Miss because we are assuming Ole Miss is 7-1])
        • Florida (2-6)
        • Arkansas (1-7 or 0-8 [Mizzou])
        • LSU (4-4 or 3-5 [Oklahoma])
        • Mizzou (4-4 or 3-5 [Arkansas])
        • SCar (1-7)
        • Texas (6-2)
      • Georgia opponents' conference winning percentage: 46.875% to 48.44%
        • Tenn (5-3 or 4-4 [Vandy])
        • Alabama (7-1)
        • Kentucky (2-6)
        • Auburn (1-7)
        • Ole Miss (7-1)
        • Florida (2-6)
        • Miss St (1-7)
        • Texas (6-2)
      • Ole Miss opponents' conference winning percentage: 35.94% to 37.5%
        • Kentucky (2-6)
        • Arkansas (1-7 or 0-8 [Mizzou])
        • LSU (4-4 or 3-5 [Oklahoma])
        • Georgia (7-1)
        • Oklahoma (6-2 or 5-3 [LSU])
        • SCar (1-7)
        • Florida (2-6)
        • Miss St (1-7)
      • Alabama opponents' conference winning percentage: 50% to 51.56%
        • Georgia (7-1)
        • Vandy (6-2 or 5-3 [Tenn])
        • Mizzou (4-4 or 3-5 [Arkansas])
        • Tenn (5-3 or 4-4 [Vandy])
        • SCar (1-7)
        • LSU (4-4 or 3-5 [Oklahoma])
        • Oklahoma (6-2 or 5-3 [LSU])
        • Auburn (1-7)
      • Alabama's opponent would be determined by the procedure for resolving 3+ team ties for second place (Georgia, Ole Miss, Texas A&M) which would come down to cumulative conference winning percentage of all conference opponents (Georgia advances)
        • No complete round robin among those three teams
        • No team has beaten, nor lost to, both of the other two
        • Georgia, Ole Miss, and Texas A&M have the same record (2-0) against Common Conference Opponents (Miss St, Florida)
        • The cumulative conference winning percentage method yields a clear second place team (Georgia)
  3. Only Ole Miss loses this weekend
    • Alabama and Georgia would play for SEC championship
    • No complete round-robin
    • No team has beaten both of the other 7-1 teams
    • No team has lost to both of the other 7-1 teams
    • There are no common conference opponents amount the three 7-1 teams
    • The cumulative conference winning percentage method yields a clear first place team (Alabama)
      • Alabama percentage unaffected by Ole Miss loss,
      • Georgia percentage unaffected by Ole Miss loss because Miss St win offsets the effect,
      • Texas A&M percentage too low even after adjusting upward for Miss St win
    • Alabama's opponent would be determined by the procedure for resolving a two-team tie for second place (Texas A&M and Georgia)
      • No h2h
      • Common Opponents (Auburn [Even 2-0], Miss St [Even 2-0], Florida [Even 2-0], Texas [Adv Georgia, 1-1])
      • Georgia advances
  4. Only Alabama loses this weekend
    • Georgia and Ole Miss would play for the SEC Championship
    • No complete round-robin among Georgia, Texas A&M, and Ole Miss
    • No team has beaten both of the other 7-1 teams
    • No team has lost to both of the other 7-1 teams
    • LSU is the only common opponent, who all three teams beat
    • The cumulative conference winning percentage method yields a clear first place team (Georgia)
    • Georgia's opponent would be determined by the procedure for resolving a two-team tie for second place (Texas A&M and Ole Miss)
      • No h2h
      • Same records versus Common Opponents (Miss St [2-0], Fla [2-0], Ark [2-0], LSU [2-0], SCar [2-0])
      • The cumulative conference winning percentage method yields a clear second place team (Ole Miss)
        • Texas A&M opponents' conference winning percentage: 31.25% to 32.81%
          • Auburn (2-6)
          • Miss St (1-7)
          • Florida (2-6)
          • Arkansas (1-7 or 0-8 [Mizzou])
          • LSU (4-4 or 3-5 [Oklahoma])
          • Mizzou (4-4 or 3-5 [Arkansas])
          • SCar (1-7)
          • Texas (6-2)
        • Ole Miss opponents' conference winning percentage: 35.94% to 37.5%
          • Kentucky (2-6)
          • Arkansas (1-7 or 0-8 [Mizzou])
          • LSU (4-4 or 3-5 [Oklahoma])
          • Georgia (7-1)
          • Oklahoma (6-2 or 5-3 [LSU])
          • SCar (1-7)
          • Florida (2-6)
          • Miss St (1-7)
32 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

That comes out to an over 94% chance of being kept out of the SEC title game if aggy loses to us on Friday.

I'm for whatever scenario fucks aggy over the most - no SEC Championship and no 1st Round bye.

11 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

I'm for whatever scenario fucks aggy over the most - no SEC Championship and no 1st Round bye.

It would be fun to watch them travel to Lubbock and get their shit pushed in

What is the over/under if aggy loses to Texas and does not make the SEC conference championship game, that they put a SEC conference championship designation on their stadium for this season?

I set the bar at 100%.   Prove me wrong.

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